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Nigra Buck Beats Horse -
06-10-2007, 05:24 AM
Well, its official; a porch monkey can be faster than a horse, if its motivated enough. THIS should be good news for farmers everywhere.
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Johnson beats horse in run for charity
CINCINNATI (AP) -- Chad Johnson got a head start without having to jump offside, and beat his coverage to the goal line again.
The Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver was waiting at the finish line when Restore the Roar arrived at the end of his one-eighth-mile gallop. That's right: Johnson raced a horse Saturday and easily won.
Johnson was spotted a 100-meter lead -- roughly about half the distance the horse had to cover in the race for charity. And when it was over, Johnson, as usual, was anything but humble.
The 4-year-old colt's jockey, P.J. Cooksey, rode a horse that beat former Bengals receiver Cris Collinsworth in 1993. She sounded more impressed with Johnson's speed.
"He's quick," Cooksey said. "He's a fast man. That was phenomenal. When I looked over at him, all I could see were his legs; they looked like a windmill. He was a blur. I was beat bad."
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So apparently he was so fast that he had time to rape the female jockey along the way. She was obviously asking for it...
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Nigra Buck Beats Horse -
06-10-2007, 07:35 PM
What's so surprising about a nigra beating a horse? In the last 24 hours, I've beaten a horse, kicked a cat and made a payment to Brother Worthington to have several seal cubs slaughtered on my behalf, but you don't hear me boasting about it.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Nigra Buck Beats Horse -
06-11-2007, 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Well, its official; a porch monkey can be faster than a horse, if its motivated enough. THIS should be good news for farmers everywhere.
So apparently he was so fast that he had time to rape the female jockey along the way. She was obviously asking for it...
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Where does it say he raped anyone?
Last edited by Old Iron Crotch; 06-11-2007 at 03:34 PM.
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Re: Nigra Buck Beats Horse -
06-11-2007, 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Dances with Joy
Where does it say he raped anyone?
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It doesn't need to say.
As every True Christian™ is fully aware, Buck Negras will rape or Sodomise anything that moves.
It's also commonly known that Buck Negras develop additional leg muscles to allow them to run fast.
You never see a slow one because they are all in Jail.
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Nigra Buck Beats Horse -
06-11-2007, 03:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Talitha
It doesn't need to say.
As every True Christian™ is fully aware, Buck Negras will rape or Sodomise anything that moves.
It's also commonly known that Buck Negras develop additional leg muscles to allow them to run fast.
You never see a slow one because they are all in Jail.
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Ah, I see - it's the Lynch Mob Creed. "He must have done something and if he didn't, he was about to."
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Re: Nigra Buck Beats Horse -
06-11-2007, 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Dances with Joy
Ah, I see - it's the Lynch Mob Creed. "He must have done something and if he didn't, he was about to."
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See how coming to this Forum is educating you about the powers of True Christianity?
Praise The Lord and I pray that one day you shall see The Light.
Sister Talitha
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Nigra Buck Beats Horse -
06-11-2007, 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Talitha
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Praise The Lord and I pray that one day you shall see The Light.
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The lynch mob mentality is abominable. I wasn't recommending it as a rule of thumb.
Last edited by Old Iron Crotch; 06-11-2007 at 08:03 PM.
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