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Default Re: Can Women With Small Breasts Still Be Attractive? - 11-30-2009, 12:03 AM

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I like smaller breasts cause anything more than a handful is a waste
Also because you are a disgusting lezbean pervert who enjoys offending Jesus.

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Default Re: Can Women With Small Breasts Still Be Attractive? - 11-30-2009, 01:36 AM

You cant prove what gender i am. so you dont really have any grounds to ban me


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Default Re: Can Women With Small Breasts Still Be Attractive? - 12-05-2009, 09:17 PM

As a reply to the original question, (as opposed to getting embroiled in these many side debates), most definatly, my good lady friend has small breasts and is quite possibly the most beautiful girl I have met.
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As a reply to the original question, (as opposed to getting embroiled in these many side debates), most definatly, my good lady friend has small breasts and is quite possibly the most beautiful girl I have met.
Talking about your grandmother does not count. The person must be unrelated to you.


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Default Re: Can Women With Small Breasts Still Be Attractive? - 12-05-2009, 11:30 PM

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Talking about your grandmother does not count. The person must be unrelated to you.
I apologise, I'm not quite sure I understand your joke. Care to explain it for the unenlightened amongst us?
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Default Re: Can Women With Small Breasts Still Be Attractive? - 12-05-2009, 11:48 PM

I'm actually terrified of larger breasts. I had an aunt who was rather busty, she hugged me when I was younger and smothered me between them. I have avoided women with larger breasts ever since. So in my opinion women with smaller mamory glands can, indeed, be as attractive.
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Default Re: Can Women With Small Breasts Still Be Attractive? - 12-06-2009, 12:04 AM

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I'm actually terrified of larger breasts. I had an aunt who was rather busty, she hugged me when I was younger and smothered me between them. I have avoided women with larger breasts ever since. So in my opinion women with smaller mamory glands can, indeed, be as attractive.
Since this can only be seen by us Men, I'll chime in here with a huge AMEN to that. Those great big bazoombas scare me silly. In fact, I prefer no breasts at all...


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Default Re: Can Women With Small Breasts Still Be Attractive? - 12-07-2009, 06:30 PM

After a certain size, I think they start to look trashy and whorish. Granted, some females are cursed with naturally large breasts, so it isn't thier fault, but the women who go get implants to sizes like DDD or G is just beyond trashy.
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Default Re: Can Women With Small Breasts Still Be Attractive? - 12-07-2009, 06:34 PM

Interesting, JakeBeck seems to have the right idea.
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Default Re: Can Women With Small Breasts Still Be Attractive? - 12-07-2009, 08:29 PM

My mother had large breasts and God gave them to her for bearing 14 Christian males for Christ. Either then that is there really a good reason to have them?

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Default Re: Can Women With Small Breasts Still Be Attractive? - 12-08-2009, 02:52 AM

I mean no disrespect, but large brests could be C-larger D's. But some of the pictures shown have been of breasts of much too large of a size. The size I stated would be about what a woman would have after 14 births, not the bongos on some women.
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Default Re: Can Women With Small Breasts Still Be Attractive? - 12-10-2009, 09:29 PM

This subject must be praying on Nephew Zebulun's mind - he keeps sending me pictures. However, this one seemed most appropriate and Godly:





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Default Re: Can Women With Small Breasts Still Be Attractive? - 02-13-2010, 09:24 PM

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Well, I have always felt breasts are a reflection on a womans ability to nourish Gods Christian Soldiers. Firm heavy large ripe pendulous bosoms are a sign of bountiful living. I like living large.
However, fake breasts are wrong in my eyes. Not sure if there is anything in the Bible about it directly though I suspect this passage is applicable:

Leviticus 19:28


Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.
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Default Re: Can Women With Small Breasts Still Be Attractive? - 02-14-2010, 12:40 AM

Apparently it was Jesus who gave Carrie Prejean the inspiration to augment her already delicious breasts:
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"I don't think there's anything wrong with getting breast implants as a Christian. I think it's a personal decision. I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants."


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Angry Re: Can Women With Small Breasts Still Be Attractive? - 02-14-2010, 01:03 AM

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I dare you to distinguish a male Rijardsimmonsian from a female without the scoping out their chest pillows! LOL!
Mr.Kirk, i rebukes your post an lord God does to!


Wherefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Behold, I am against your pillows, wherewith ye there hunt the souls to make them fly, and I will tear them from your arms, and will let the souls go, even the souls that ye hunt to make them fly. <--- that be Ezekiel 13:20


my big borther say he learneds his ABC's an D's an even them E's by lookin at picktures of ladys wiv no clothes on , but he learned them C's an D's more betterer, it wierd cuz he were a b00b n00b an nows he be a edumacated n00b an a big b00b

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Default Re: Can Women With Small Breasts Still Be Attractive? - 02-14-2010, 01:26 AM

Petal, sweet gentle Petal why are you in the MEN'S section!
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Default Re: Can Women With Small Breasts Still Be Attractive? - 02-20-2010, 03:55 PM

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Petal, sweet gentle Petal why are you in the MEN'S section!
It's a transsexual! Quick, kill it with fire!
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Default Re: Can Women With Small Breasts Still Be Attractive? - 02-21-2010, 05:48 AM

Personally, I find implant bewbs to be a sin against the Lord. Only Naturally shaped women and females will be making it into our Kingdom. Women like the attached picture will be there for all because they are natural.




Women like the slut Pamela Anderson will burn in hell for obvious reasons.
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