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Default Re: Boykott Iowan Businesses!! - 08-04-2010, 05:51 PM

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So the admin who changed my signature and gave me two infractions, I guess she's just in and jumps on what she sees, says I have to provide scripture that women have to obey other males than their husbands, pastors, etc. To which I reply, the only think I have to do to make it so is rape you, then I am your husband and you better damn well do as I please. And, this is clearly supported by scripture, the Word of God made manifest among us. To which admin in question says?
I gave you the infractions, but did not fix your signature (that was someone else).
The thing is, I am already married. So if you were able to somehow get past our gated community's security guards, my husband's residential security guards, and my Glock to then rape me, you would be committing adultery and once this country is back on the right Christian track, causing us to each be put on Death Row.

Let's see what Deuteronomy has to say...

22:22 If a man be found lying with a woman married to an husband, then they shall both of them die, both the man that lay with the woman, and the woman: so shalt thou put away evil from Israel.

Nope, nothing there about you getting to marry me. Now if I were a betrothed damsel in the city, if I were to cry out only you would be facing capital punishment. If not, then both of us.

22:23-24 If a damsel that is a virgin be betrothed unto an husband, and a man find her in the city, and lie with her;
Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die; the damsel, because she cried not, being in the city; and the man, because he hath humbled his neighbour's wife: so thou shalt put away evil from among you.


Now if we were out in the country where crying out makes no difference because of the lack of population...

22:25-27 But if a man find a betrothed damsel in the field, and the man force her, and lie with her: then the man only that lay with her shall die.
But unto the damsel thou shalt do nothing; there is in the damsel no sin worthy of death: for as when a man riseth against his neighbour, and slayeth him, even so is this matter:
For he found her in the field, and the betrothed damsel cried, and there was none to save her.


So what about marriage? That's only if I were an unbetrothed virgin, and being a married mother, that's not possible anymore now, is it?

22:28-29 If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;
Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.


Perhaps you should consider READING THE BIBLE before you continue putting your foot in your mouth and keep making yourself look like a compete idiot!


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Default Re: Boykott Iowan Businesses!! - 08-04-2010, 05:53 PM

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Do you ever manage to satisfy that Godly wife of yours, or does she have to resort to the milkman? I
Hold your tongue. They have been married less than a week and are trying for little boy childs 4 times a day! 'Tis a wonder either of them have time to log in to Landover.


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Default Re: Boykott Iowan Businesses!! - 08-04-2010, 05:55 PM

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So in other words you are Democrat and you hate Jesus. Now get your behind back to Daily Kos.

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Can you support any of that by quoting scripture?

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Default Re: Boykott Iowan Businesses!! - 08-04-2010, 06:05 PM

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Can you support any of that by quoting scripture?

God bless,

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So what is your point with being so rude and flippant to your obvious superiors?


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Default Re: Boykott Iowan Businesses!! - 08-04-2010, 06:10 PM

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So what is your point with being so rude and flippant to your obvious superiors?

He is a drunken Britt, nuff said.
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Default Re: Boykott Iowan Businesses!! - 08-04-2010, 06:12 PM

Sister Mary Maria,

Your features are rather startling, have they always been that way, or has your husband beaten you out a new face? Anyway I don't go around raping women over fifty, it is just not right, it is not appealing. I guess getting married to a godly man has aged you prematurely or something, surely that is the Lord's will. I'll trust in his judgments, and their reflection in your looks.

God bless.

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ps. It's not nice to say that someone makes themselves look like an idiot. So I gave a little back. Being a godly lady, one of the most godly ever, I am sure you can appreciate the justice in such a reply. If not, maybe you are a hypocrite, and only generous because if you weren't, men wouldn't even notice you. You reek of feminism, your features are manly. I wouldn't have sex with you if I was drunk out of my sense, and I never, ever drink.

ps. Thanks for saying I look like an idiot again. You really are the best, and certainly one of the most Christian women I've ever met, the Catholic forum I frequented a while back, they certainly had 'far' worse manners than you. Maybe you have really taken a step back in what you've done by becoming baptist? Judging by your behaviour, and how it is aging you, I'd say it has. Hey, only God knows so who am I to judge, right?

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Default Re: Boykott Iowan Businesses!! - 08-04-2010, 06:14 PM

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He is a drunken Britt, nuff said.
Ah that explains quite a bit. How do you like destroying the Gulf you dirty Britt! I am reminded of what some philosopher has said about the British: "Mankind does not strive for happiness, only the Englishman does that!"


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Default Re: Boykott Iowan Businesses!! - 08-04-2010, 06:23 PM

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Sister Mary Maria,

*Rudeness and hostility redacted*
You're on thin ice, friend.


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Default Re: Boykott Iowan Businesses!! - 08-04-2010, 06:27 PM

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Anyway I don't go around raping women over fifty, it is just not right, it is not appealing.
Yep. Your earlier posts showed clearly that your were a kiddy fiddler! I am relieved us more senior members are safe. I know that is selfish thinking knowing you are out there raping kids.

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Default Re: Boykott Iowan Businesses!! - 08-04-2010, 06:48 PM

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Sister Mary Maria,

Your features are rather startling, have they always been that way, or has your husband beaten you out a new face? Anyway I don't go around raping women over fifty, it is just not right, it is not appealing. I guess getting married to a godly man has aged you prematurely or something, surely that is the Lord's will. I'll trust in his judgments, and their reflection in your looks.
So I can assume from this post that you rape women under 50? And from other threads we know you rape men and dogs. Turn yourself in to the police, some time in prison may help you gain perspective on your life.

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ps. It's not nice to say that someone makes themselves look like an idiot. So I gave a little back. Being a godly lady, one of the most godly ever, I am sure you can appreciate the justice in such a reply. If not, maybe you are a hypocrite, and only generous because if you weren't, men wouldn't even notice you. You reek of feminism, your features are manly. I wouldn't have sex with you if I was drunk out of my sense, and I never, ever drink.
You do realize that you don't need to start every paragraph with ps.? You do look like an idiot, and nobody else is doing it to you. You're on a Christian board trying to hook up with anything that can type. You're a disgusting little pervert who doesn't understand the first thing about God or the Bible.

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Thanks for saying I look like an idiot again. You really are the best, and certainly one of the most Christian women I've ever met,
Yes she is. She is the leader of the Ladies of Landover and is a shining beacon for the women in our community.

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the Catholic forum I frequented a while back, they certainly had 'far' worse manners than you. Maybe you have really taken a step back in what you've done by becoming baptist? Judging by your behaviour, and how it is aging you, I'd say it has. Hey, only God knows so who am I to judge, right?
So you go from religious board to religious board annoying people? You do realize that the biggest annoyance from you is your inability to read and your absolute idiocy.


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Weren't you the one whining about the golden rule? Since when does the golden rule say "do unto others as they do unto you"?


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