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Devil Hi, I'm Callie! - 07-05-2020, 08:23 PM

I am a devout Christian who hails from New York but moved to Florida in 2010. New York is EVIL! Also, GLaDOS is evil and satanic. God hates GLaDOS. GLaDOS in HELL! I enjoy being in the south. My neighbors are all godly neighbors. God bless Landover and God bless Trump. Gayless neighborhood too.
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I am a devout Christian who hails from New York but moved to Florida in 2010. New York is EVIL! Also, GLaDOS is evil and satanic. God hates GLaDOS. GLaDOS in HELL! I enjoy being in the south. My neighbors are all godly neighbors. God bless Landover and God bless Trump. Gayless neighborhood too.
Dear Miss Callie: To you, I do extend a most kind and friendly We are so very pleased that you have found your way to our sanctified space in the interwebs galaxy. I am afraid that I have no knowledge of this GlaDOS that you speak of, though, and I wonder if I might ask you to clarify your statement for me? It does appear, however, that GlaDOS occupies a special place of resentment deep within your heart.

Now, then, if you had read our requests carefully at the top of our friendly Introduction Forum, you would have noted that we have asked to know which church you go to, and what your favorite verse might be. I'm afraid that I see neither of these in your introductory message, so it would be appreciated if you will kindly supply this information for us. Thank you for your attention to this.

I might also add that, while you say, "New York is EVIL", we should be mindful that New York has given us our very beloved, -sent President Donald Trump. And, where would our blessed be without his strong, devoted leadership?

May bless you as your fellowship with us, Dear.


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Trump Re: Hi, I'm Callie! - 07-06-2020, 12:20 AM

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Dear Miss Callie: To you, I do extend a most kind and friendly We are so very pleased that you have found your way to our sanctified space in the interwebs galaxy. I am afraid that I have no knowledge of this GlaDOS that you speak of, though, and I wonder if I might ask you to clarify your statement for me? It does appear, however, that GlaDOS occupies a special place of resentment deep within your heart.

Now, then, if you had read our requests carefully at the top of our friendly Introduction Forum, you would have noted that we have asked to know which church you go to, and what your favorite verse might be. I'm afraid that I see neither of these in your introductory message, so it would be appreciated if you will kindly supply this information for us. Thank you for your attention to this.

I might also add that, while you say, "New York is EVIL", we should be mindful that New York has given us our very beloved, -sent President Donald Trump. And, where would our blessed be without his strong, devoted leadership?

May bless you as your fellowship with us, Dear.
You see, NY is kinda evil as I had the most traumatic experience with Catholic maggots and yucky filthy sodomites. God Bless Donald J. Trump.
GLaDOS is a character from an EVIL VIDEO GAME CALLED PORTAL. She lies about cake and she tries to seduce Chell into sex (cake).
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You see, NY is kinda evil as I had the most traumatic experience with Catholic maggots and yucky filthy sodomites. God Bless Donald J. Trump.
GLaDOS is a character from an EVIL VIDEO GAME CALLED PORTAL. She lies about cake and she tries to seduce Chell into sex (cake).
THIS GAME RUINED MY HOUSEHOLD. MY FAMILY WANTS SEX WITH GLaDOS!!!
Hi sweetie, I see you didn't answer Sister Isabella's questions. If that was intentional, then it was very mean of you. If that was unintentional, then you have a very short attention span and Eternal Salvation might be beyond your reach.


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You see, NY is kinda evil as I had the most traumatic experience with Catholic maggots and yucky filthy sodomites. God Bless Donald J. Trump.
GLaDOS is a character from an EVIL VIDEO GAME CALLED PORTAL. She lies about cake and she tries to seduce Chell into sex (cake).
THIS GAME RUINED MY HOUSEHOLD. MY FAMILY WANTS SEX WITH GLaDOS!!!
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Default Re: Hi, I'm Callie! - 07-06-2020, 01:08 AM

GLaDOS is pure evil. She is a robot from a SATANIC video game which ruined my while family. They're brainwashed and they pair Chell, the protagonist who is a female, with GLaDOS in a sexual and romantic relationship. THAT IS DISGUSTING. Real people are CHRIST-LOVING STRAIGHT PEOPLE!! GOD HATES COMPUTERS AND ROBOTS!! My brother gave me this picture too (warning it's a DISGUSTING lesbo pairing).
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/LnFmTyJ2IzQ/hqdefault.jpg


Whoever created these disgusting characters used as instruments for the gay agenda should BURN IN HELL! I'm also gonna contact Donald Trump and DEMAND that he BANS the SATANIC AND EVIL Portal franchise.
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GLaDOS is pure evil. She is a robot from a SATANIC video game which ruined my while family. They're brainwashed and they pair Chell, the protagonist who is a female, with GLaDOS in a sexual and romantic relationship. THAT IS DISGUSTING. Real people are CHRIST-LOVING STRAIGHT PEOPLE!! GOD HATES COMPUTERS AND ROBOTS!! My brother gave me this picture too (warning it's a DISGUSTING lesbo pairing).
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/LnFmTyJ2IzQ/hqdefault.jpg

Whoever created these disgusting characters used as instruments for the gay agenda should BURN IN HELL! I'm also gonna contact Donald Trump and DEMAND that he BANS the SATANIC AND EVIL Portal franchise.

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Why don't you just pray the Devil away?

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I am a devout Christian who hails from New York but moved to Florida in 2010. New York is EVIL! Also, GLaDOS is evil and satanic. God hates GLaDOS. GLaDOS in HELL! I enjoy being in the south. My neighbors are all godly neighbors. God bless Landover and God bless Trump. Gayless neighborhood too.
First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed
HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here
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If you want to debate people,
THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "
Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at
THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to
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Default Re: Hi, I'm Callie! - 07-06-2020, 06:21 PM

Also, I came to find Jesus in December 2012. I found a pamphlet that was gonna be thrown out. It was A Demon's Nightmare and I got saved that day and I've been a Jesus-loving, Heaven-bound teenager ever since.
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Also, I came to find Jesus in December 2012. I found a pamphlet that was gonna be thrown out. It was A Demon's Nightmare and I got saved that day and I've been a Jesus-loving, Heaven-bound teenager ever since.
Well, I don't think you can be a teenager much longer than that, dear.
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Default Re: Hi, I'm Callie! - 07-07-2020, 12:55 AM

I was 8 years old at the time. A bad elementary student bound for hell, Jesus led me with this trash-bound pamphlet that I kept. I lost that pamphlet but God bless that pamphlet for being there, just waiting for me to read it!
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You see, NY is kinda evil as I had the most traumatic experience with Catholic maggots and yucky filthy sodomites. God Bless Donald J. Trump.
GLaDOS is a character from an EVIL VIDEO GAME CALLED PORTAL. She lies about cake and she tries to seduce Chell into sex (cake).
THIS GAME RUINED MY HOUSEHOLD. MY FAMILY WANTS SEX WITH GLaDOS!!!
Oh, well, I see, Miss Callie. At least, I think I do. I would like to thank you for sharing this frightfully fascinating information with me but, I will admit freely, that I have absolutely no idea what you are going on about.

Might I suggest that you contact our beloved to ask about guidance and deliverance from evil spirits? One wonders if you have watched too many Harry Potters movies and are suffering from the effects of dabbling with demonic entities. You don't happen to use ouija boards, do you, Dear?

I shall add your name to my prayer list for the Wednesday Afternoon McGill Street Ladies' Bible Study, Prayer Meeting and Tea & Social, dear one. We shall see the victory, through the blessed of !

Revelation 12:11 "And they overcame him by the of the Lamb, and by the word of their testimony; and they loved not their lives unto the death."


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Oh, well, I see, Miss Callie. At least, I think I do. I would like to thank you for sharing this frightfully fascinating information with me but, I will admit freely, that I have absolutely no idea what you are going on about.

Might I suggest that you contact our beloved to ask about guidance and deliverance from evil spirits? One wonders if you have watched too many Harry Potters movies and are suffering from the effects of dabbling with demonic entities. You don't happen to use ouija boards, do you, Dear?

I shall add your name to my prayer list for the Wednesday Afternoon McGill Street Ladies' Bible Study, Prayer Meeting and Tea & Social, dear one. We shall see the victory, through the blessed of !

Revelation 12:11 "And they overcame him by the of the Lamb, and by the word of their testimony; and they loved not their lives unto the death."
I DESPISE Oujia boards and Harry Potters movies. I stay away from the forces of evil and I trust God to shield me from the evil things the devil puts on this earth. God is mad at my wicked family for lusting after a homer robot from a satanic video game.
Thank you for adding my name to the prayer list. God Bless.
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Default Re: Hi, I'm Callie! - 07-08-2020, 04:38 AM

Hi, Callie, and welcome. I'm sorry to hear that your family is still leading a sinful life. Is that why they haven't arranged a marriage for you yet?


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Default Re: Hi, I'm Callie! - 07-08-2020, 04:56 AM

Hello Callie! I'm not sure why you are so obsessed with Gladys from a sinful video game and why you hate her so much. Hopefully you can cleanse those demons from your soul!


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My soul, wait thou only upon God; for my expectation is from him. He only is my rock and my salvation: he is my defence;
I shall not be moved. In God is my salvation and my glory: the rock of my strength, and my refuge, is in God.
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Default Re: Hi, I'm Callie! - 07-10-2020, 08:52 PM

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Hi, Callie, and welcome. I'm sorry to hear that your family is still leading a sinful life. Is that why they haven't arranged a marriage for you yet?
Yup! This evil Portal series has brainwashed them beyond recognition. I was really looking forward to marrying a great Christian man.
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Jesus Re: Hi, I'm Callie! - 07-11-2020, 10:55 AM

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Yup! This evil Portal series has brainwashed them beyond recognition. I was really looking forward to marrying a great Christian man.
I'll pray a man finds you tolerable.

My wife Mrs. Hutchins (RIP) used to use Lysol® to help mask 'that smell'. It fooled me, I thought she was as clean as a men's room cake. I am sure some of the ladies will have helpful hints that will enable you to catch a mans fancy.
Keep your self clean and always have a hot pie so a man can dive right in. And please,m stop clucking.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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