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Elementary, my dear Watson. Here's a brief introduction to Catholic depravity based on my own Creation Science Project https://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=107147.

Is the pope Catholic?

This is one of the most pressing questions of our time. It has become a rhetorical device of something too obvious to consider. However, nothing is too obvious. Creation Science is the discipline that is totally unbiased and prepared to tackle even the most common preconceptions with a novel, fresh and bold approach. We have done that. We now have the answer. It is "no"!

Catholics are not Christians but they claim they are. Thus, we start by the minimal list of things required for Christianity:
  • One God (Exodus 3:14) who is Three in Trinity (John 10:30).
  • God has Created all in 6 days (Genesis 1:1).
  • The first woman sinned and caused the Fall (Genesis 3:6). We pay the prize.
  • Jesus died for our sins (Mark 15:25). He is God (John 10:30). Without Him there is no Salvation (John 3:16).
  • Unbelievers go into Hell (John 3:18).
Now let us turn to Pope Frances and look at these things and many others in our quest to answer if he is Catholic.


1. Jesus


The Pope does not think that Jesus is required for Salvation. Frances says, in fact, that you can be an unbeliever and go to Heaven.
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You ask me if the God of the Christians forgives those who don’t believe and who don’t seek the faith. I start by saying – and this is the fundamental thing – that God’s mercy has no limits if you go to him with a sincere and contrite heart. The issue for those who do not believe in God is to obey their conscience.
This contradicts Jesus' very own words:

John 14:6
Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

In fact, Frances says that the Trinity is obsolete and can be disposed of! He endorses Jew and Muslim Salvation (apparently ignorant of, e.g., John 14:6).
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The plan of salvation also includes those who acknowledge the Creator, in the first place amongst whom are the Muslims; these profess to hold the faith of Abraham, and together with us they adore the one, merciful God, mankind's judge on the last day.
This gives us the first hint about Frances's true affiliations. Frances says that the Muslims come "first and foremost". This is a clear sign of the Pope's true loyalty! In his opinion Muslim Grace >>>> Christian Grace. This can also be seen in the following image, where Frances licks the feet of a Muslim man.



We have now established that Frances is not a Christian nor a false Christian catholic! What is he then? The suggestion of Muslim heritage is very powerful but as unbiased Creation Scientists we must look for other evidence. I'm sorry to tell you that it is there. The case is waterproof.

Conclusion: The Pope is not a Christian. What is he?


2. Endorsing evolution

Frances says that the idolatrous deity of evolution and the Big Band demiurg are the truth.
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The theories of evolution and the Big Bang are real and God is not “a magician with a magic wand”, Pope Francis has declared.

Speaking at the Pontifical Academy of Sciences, the Pope made comments which experts said put an end to the “pseudo theories” of creationism and intelligent design.
Unsurprisingly, also Muslim scholars promote the theory of evolution:
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The scientific evidence available to us tells us that the beginning of life was in an environment similar to swamps, which are composed basically of water and and earth matter. This produced clay, where the first forms of life began in the form of single cell organisms. These organisms multiplied reproducing themselves first by splitting and division. However, later, they paired as males and females to reproduce as they took other life forms in the sea and on land. Reproduction has become in the form of uniting the watery genetic materials of males and females, as the following verse (32.8) reveals.
32.8. Then He made his offspring from a quintessence of despised water (coming out of parents).

Both disregard Genesis 1, the historical account of God's Creative activities 6000+ years ago!

Genesis 1:24
And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.


This is not a surprise, Frances in in good terms with Muslim leaders, consumes their every word of blasphemy and listens to their false teachings as proven by this image:



Conclusion: The Pope is a Muslim.


3. Tradition

We know that all there is to know is in the King James Bible. Frances says that the Bible is insufficient and we need "tradition"!
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The task is to determine what constitutes authentic tradition. How can we know which traditions are apostolic and which are merely human? The answer is the same as how we know which scriptures are apostolic and which are merely human—by listening to the magisterium or teaching authority of Christ’s Church. Without the Catholic Church’s teaching authority, we would not know with certainty which purported books of Scripture are authentic.
What Frances says is that Jesus is a nincompoop who cannot deliver His commandments in plain American but needs the Vatican to twist His words. This is exactly the same as the Muslim "Hadith", tradition of the sayings of their Demon Muhammad. Well, God and Jesus disagree!

2 Peter 1:20
Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.


Conclusion: The Pope is a Muslim.



4. Sodomy

The picture is emerging of a conspiracy that has lasted for centuries. This conspiracy is between the "Catholics" and the "Muslims" and one of its principal manifestations is to build an organization that allows continuous sodomy of boys. The Catholic "Church" chose the tradition (sic!) of priesthood to propagate this practice.
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In fact, the Catholic Church has a 2,000 year history of sex abuse. In their acclaimed book, Sex, Priests and Secret Codes(2006), Father Thomas Doyle, with former monks Richard Sipes and Patrick Wall, used its own documents to confirm the Church’s 2,000-year problem with clerical sex abuse.
The Pope, as expected, dismisses the Bible.

Matthew 18:6-7
But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and [that] he were drowned in the depth of the sea.


Again, this is the same as the age-long practice in the Muslim world called
"Bacha Bazi". There is absolutely no difference. Here we can see the pope kissing an alluring young boy.



And here the same with a Muslim leader:



Conclusion: The Pope is a Muslim.


5. Terrorism

Throughout history, 99% of all terrorist acts have been conducted by either Catholics or Muslims. On the Catholic side we have the IRA, the ETA, and many others. On the Muslim side, there is Al-Qaeda, ISIS, and many others. We know what Jesus thinks about these people:

John 8:44
Ye are of [your] father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.


Conclusion: The Pope is a Muslim. What KIND of a Muslim?


6. Liberal Islam

Frances is, in fact, worse that old honest hard-core Islam. He is a Liberal. At least traditional expanding Islamists have some thoughts that preserve the possibility of Repentance and Salvation.

A. They DO believe that Salvation requires faith!
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The Qur’an teaches that only believers will be saved: “In the end we deliver Our messengers and those who believe: thus is it fitting on our part that we should deliver those who believe” (10:103; cf 33:43; 41:30; 47:11).1 Conversely, those who do not believe will be condemned: “Fear the fire which is prepared for those who reject faith” (3:131; cf 2:104).
Obviously, Jesus is missing, but the Pope dismisses also God (as seen above) and accepts atheist salvation.

B. Proper Muslims abhor sodomy (at least in theory, while we have seen that in practice they do not miss an opportunity to penetrate young males):
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And [We had sent] Lot when he said to his people, "Do you commit such immorality as no one has preceded you with from among the worlds?(80)Indeed, you approach men with desire, instead of women. Rather, you are a transgressing people."(81) Al-Araf 80-81
In contrast, Frances (as seen above) endorses sodomy and promotes it.

Conclusion: The Pope is a Muslim but a liberal one.

What does this mean? It means that Islam and Catholicism are not separate religions. They are the same and the differences are only very superficial. They are a part of the conspiracy to please the desert nomads with heavily-clad women, the Mediterranean uneducated masses with images and statues of Mary (yes, the Muslims worship her, too), in front of which the catholic men can engage in continuous self-abuse. They are organizations with the now exposed agenda of young-boy sodomy. And there are 2.85 billion followers of this false religion that we should call either "Cathoslam" or "Islicks". This is the largest conspiracy EVER. Now we know and can fight it. Jesus also knows and supports us.






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Default Re: Hey Guys! Im newbie - 07-06-2020, 02:58 PM

Welcome to Landover. In case you skipped over a few posting requirements.

"Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus"


so..Church, Verse, Journey to Jesus.


Back to you after you've done that.


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First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed
HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here
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If you want to debate people,
THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "
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And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at
THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to
hellfire.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Greetings!


And good day to you Phillip. It is Trevor McGregor who welcomes you to this Baptist forum even though I am not a member of the forum but only a curious Black man who is making a study of white people while I am here in Babylon pursuing a course of study to become a journalist like Don Lemon. You have not yet completed your introduction but I will give you a friendly welcome none the less. Welcome!


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Oh, I am so very happy that you are pleased with the answers that you've received to your question, Mr. Derp. You won't find a better place to be, for matters pertaining to your personal salvation and for learning how to avoid spending your eternity in (which is precisely where you deserve to be), than to be here at , and to be in the midst of followers of the blessed and , .

Now, then, it appears that you have overlooked our cordial requests, which are posted, ever so clearly, at the top of our Introduction Forum. I shall include them here for your benefit and, if you wouldn't mind, Dear, we would appreciate your supplying us with the answers to these simple questions:

The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

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Default Re: Hey Guys! Im newbie - 07-08-2020, 11:20 PM

Hello Newbie, Christ's blessings to you.

Your username confuses me, I at first thought you came from 'Down Under...' i.e. Australia, but then saw you are from New York.


It makes sense either way. Both places are crass and crooked, and your curtly brief responses seem typical of these regions. I hope you will seek the path of Jesus and rise above the ilk of your motherland.




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Jesus Re: Hey Guys! Im newbie - 07-09-2020, 12:28 AM

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Thanks. Seems interesting and smart answers.
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Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Hey Guys! Im newbie - 07-09-2020, 01:47 PM

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Default Re: Hey Guys! Im newbie - 07-09-2020, 02:10 PM

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Default Re: Hey Guys! Im newbie - 07-10-2020, 06:17 AM

I'm going to suggest a Bible verse.
Ruth 2:15-17 when [Ruth] was risen up to glean [after lunch] Boaz commanded his young men, saying, Let her glean even among the sheaves, and reproach her not: and let fall also some of the handfuls of purpose for her, and leave them, that she may glean them, and rebuke her not. So she gleaned in the field until even, and beat out that she had gleaned: and it was about an ephah of barley.
As you look around the forum, perhaps you could compare the experience of Ruth, how things turned out for her and how you'd like them to turn out for yourself.

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Default Re: Hey Guys! Im newbie - 07-13-2020, 08:29 AM

I researched some articles and found this one <<<link to a suspicious website removed>>>

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Default Re: Hey Guys! Im newbie - 07-13-2020, 09:46 AM

I read your linked "article" and noticed there was no Scripture included beyond a hand waving attempt Matthew 12:46-50 which was largely irrelevant and has been cited by both sides of their equation.

Additionally, the idea that denominations began with Martin Luther is absurd. Over a thousand years earlier the so-called Chalcedonian and Non-Chalcedonian denominations had sloughed off in 451, the then latest episode of heresy (each regarding the other as heretics) in line from similar foci of dissent in 431, 381, 325 and 50 AD which disregards entirely the schism between assorted Orthodox denominations and Romish catholicism around the turn of the last millennium. Or it could have been earlier, centuries earlier, but 1054 is when they excommunicated one another. None of which addresses the most grossly blasphemous facts of popes substituting themselves for Christ and their declaration that:

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Second Vatican Council: “Therefore the Blessed Virgin is invoked by the Church under the titles of Advocate, Auxiliatrix, Adjutrix and Mediatrix. This, however, is to be so understood that it neither takes away from, nor adds anything to, the dignity and efficaciousness of Christ the one Mediator.”
I Timothy 2:5 For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus


There is only one variety of Christianity mentioned in The Bible. Perhaps if you're checking out what happened around the dates I've included you could find a Bible reference for that single denomination. It still exists, incidentally.

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Dear, you have been here for a while, yet you seem to fail at researching this Godly website. We have an entire subforum dedicated to the Roman heresy, you know.
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Exclamation Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. - 07-14-2020, 07:29 AM

You've been so encouraging and several Scripture references have been suggested; even Man Ras Tafari has been polite (although he still thinks he's in Iraq) with Pastor White answering his question and so on.

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Rebuke Re: Hey Guys! Im newbie - 07-14-2020, 03:01 PM

I consider myself a smart man and yet, I simply do not get it.


Using simple logic, as simple as the Good Book C) was written follows:

The irrefutable Word of God™ is written in the KJV Bible. Not a single person in the entire world denies that the KJV Bible exists. Therefore, the KJV Holy Bible is the irrefutable Word of God™ and a simple true fact. Anyone who has take a few minutes out of their busy day tweeting and complaining about laundry detergent to open The Good Book® knows this. Furthermore, in the KJV Bible, God had had written that He is the one and only True God©. So if the Bible is true, then what is in the Bible must also be true. It is not wishful thinking or the delusions of a Mad Black Woman. Simple fact.


The KJV Bible tells us not to follow false Gods. Why would any half intelligent person do that? The KJV Bible tells us there is only one God (seriously, does anyone really need more than one?). So right off the bat, catlicks telling people to worship Mary, a verified® whore and liar is a bald faced lie. Again, seriously, can you honestly imagine praying to a prostitute? Who claims to also be a virgin? Who claims to of gotten 'immaculately pregnant'?


By now, you are rolling on the floor, laughing out loud at the absurdity of it. Facts are so easy to prove and false truths so easy to disprove.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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