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Default Re: I found Lars - 07-12-2020, 05:38 PM

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Rura Penthe is an undiscovered country where people who cling on to criminal activity are sent to mine. At least that's what my husband tells me.
I pray that this unmarried sinner (her indiscretions surely amount to criminal activity!) corrects her location to avoid any future confusion.

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I don't see what those bollards have to do with you Danishers, unless you have annexed Rotterdam. And I think we would have heard about that.

To paraphrase Rodgers and Hammerstein, I am increasingly suspicious that you are nothing like a Dane.
That, I think, is beyond any doubt.

A dane is much more noble and better looking creature.

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Default Re: I found Lars - 07-12-2020, 06:11 PM

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I pray that this unmarried sinner (her indiscretions surely amount to criminal activity!) corrects her location to avoid any future confusion.

That, I think, is beyond any doubt.

A dane is much more noble and better looking creature.



Thank you for your prayers (That's all I was asking for). I am from Denmark. Really. I am ashamed of some chapters of my past, and admit to my inadvertent sin. I hope this new courtship will yield Godly tidings that will make Jesus smile once more.


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Default Re: I found Lars - 07-12-2020, 06:40 PM

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It's shocking to see what long, bitterly cold winters you Danishers have. Who would have thought that there would be so much snow on the ground in a country with so much coastline, at that latitude, in mid-July?
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It turns out Copenhagen has been enjoying nice summer with weather not too different from Michigan. As the whole country seems to be about half the size of Michigan, I doubt there's more than just a couple of degrees difference between the northern and southern peripheries. So definitely no snow on the ground since April.

Also, based on the image, it seems that Domi is not in Denmark but in some place (country? city? province?) called "Rura Penthe." I assume Domi doesn't know it. Well, what could you expect from a self-proclaimed ex-model who wasn't even able to snatch a rich old dude for a husband!
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I don't see what those bollards have to do with you Danishers, unless you have annexed Rotterdam. And I think we would have heard about that.

To paraphrase Rodgers and Hammerstein, I am increasingly suspicious that you are nothing like a Dane.
Hello, Mrs. Lytton-Vasey and Mrs. Basilissa. Your observations are very keen and they lead me to a conclusion regarding the nationality of Miss Dominique. There is only one nationality which excels in utter lack of basic geographical knowledge. Hence, I conclude, that while we may not know the current location of Miss Dominique, we can be 100% sure that she is, indeed, an American.


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Default Re: I found Lars - 07-12-2020, 06:52 PM

Hello Mizz de Barriga. It has been a while since we saw you on these Godly forums. How is the research project, or whatever it is, progressing?

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There is only one nationality which excels in utter lack of basic geographical knowledge. Hence, I conclude, that while we may not know the current location of Miss Dominique, we can be 100% sure that she is, indeed, an American.
Does being so offensive about your hosts come naturally to you, or does it require conscious effort?

<on edit: I do hope I addressed you correctly and got your pronouns right? If you prefer Mrs or Ms or Mx and - well - whatever pronoun you use instead of "you", then do please let us know.>


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But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Default Re: I found Lars - 07-12-2020, 07:21 PM

I wish I was American, Ms. de Barriga. How quaint of you to suggest.

I may soon become American-Danish through marriage.




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Default Re: I found Lars - 07-14-2020, 03:05 AM

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Hello Mizz de Barriga. It has been a while since we saw you on these Godly forums. How is the research project, or whatever it is, progressing?
Dear Mrs. Lytton-Vasey, thank you for inquiring. This year, no research projects are progressing, anywhere - except for those who are in medical science and study something related to the coronavirus.

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You are very kind, Mrs. Lytton-Vasey. "Mrs" works for me although I do hope to change it for a "Dr." eventually. I was born biological female and I've never had issues neither with my biological sex nor with the cultural gender assigned to me, so "she/her" is perfectly acceptable, and so is "you."

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I may soon become American-Danish through marriage.
Wow. Either Danish schools are the same or even worse than American ones, which I find hard to believe, or the American lack of geographical knowledge is contagious even through Zoom - which honestly is equally hard to believe.


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Default Re: I found Lars - 07-14-2020, 03:27 AM

This is disgusting. I think that you Damnguard or whatever just found your cooter and your Devil's doorbell and started the age-old Hell-highway of self-abuse. Implausible, perverse and no-one wants to know about this. What's next? Gerontophilia?


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Default Re: I found Lars - 07-14-2020, 06:17 PM

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It was Lars.

What does the Bible say for someone like me?
Well, the Bible simply states all you need to know. It is God telling us about meteorology:

Job:37:10: By the breath of God frost is given.





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Default Re: I found Lars - 07-14-2020, 09:50 PM

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Well, the Bible simply states all you need to know. It is God telling us about meteorology:

Job:37:10: By the breath of God frost is given.
Thank you very much, that was all I was requesting. Goodness me.




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