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Default Lesbian "Preacher" Dies from Corona Virus - 07-14-2020, 06:10 PM

If anyone doubts the justice God is ready to hand out, it should be put to rest with this news from Houston. An Associate Preacher, an out lesbian, has died from the virus.

We here at Landover Baptist have been issuing warnings about this for quite a while. God will not be mocked we have said. Now the evidence is in.

Besides the dead preacher, her "wife" is really sick also. Maybe God has a message for her as well. To all you lesbians out there, God knows about you.

https://www.christianpost.com/news/h...tay-alive.html


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: Lesbian "Preacher" Dies from Corona Virus - 07-14-2020, 10:00 PM

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“With a heavy heart, we share with you that our beloved Resurrection family member and Associate Pastor Reverend Vickey Gibbs succumbed to the COVID-19 virus at 7:31 am Central time on Friday, July 10.
This is quite useful to know. In much the same way that Gideon, who had God on his side, set fire to damp wood, the Truth of this so-called "Church" (Let's be honest, it sounds like a Glee Club) will be shown if and only if the "reverend" is resurrected.


I have $10,000 that says we won't be seeing Ms Gibbs until, in Glory, we are sitting beside Jesus sipping Mint Juleps and looking down on the unfortunates in Hell - any takers?





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Default Re: Lesbian "Preacher" Dies from Corona Virus - 07-15-2020, 11:20 AM

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If anyone doubts the justice God is ready to hand out, it should be put to rest with this news from Houston. An Associate Preacher, an out lesbian, has died from the virus.
I also checked their site, wondering if they had any integrity at all. It would be possible to come up with doctrines having nothing to with God or with what He teaches and call yourselves a "church" one example being the church of scientology. It's based on some stuff originated by a secular author who wrote pretty zingy stories with heroic heroes and dastardly villains, one dimensional characters and fast moving plots, well suited to pulp magazines and fairly popular. Scientologists stick to their source which involves aliens and nukes and is utter rot but that's their platform. They could be said to have integrity.

And they do call themselves a church. This Resurrection Metropolitan Community Church clearly have doctrines directly contradicting God. They're not unique in that and for them to have integrity they'd need to refer to their sources, whatever they are. Do they do this? No! They actually refer to The Bible, the very source they MUST REJECT if their mission statement is true.

Many people find things they cannot accept. Many people change what they cannot accept. But when the thing you cannot accept is GOD'S WORD that is something you can't change. You can make up something else or you can ignore it but when you can't accept what God clearly teaches, then say what you've made up for yourself is now what God teaches, you haven't changed The Bible. You've simply abandoned integrity.
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Default Re: Lesbian "Preacher" Dies from Corona Virus - 07-16-2020, 05:11 PM

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I also checked their site, wondering if they had any integrity at all. It would be possible to come up with doctrines having nothing to with God or with what He teaches and call yourselves a "church" one example being the church of scientology.
These homer "Christians" certainly know how to use our language, don't they. They are all full of "grief" and are going through the motions of caring this so called clergy is dead. They should be asking for mercy about the grave sins she committed. The same for her sick "wife."


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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