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Default Hi everybody - 07-20-2020, 08:02 AM

Hi everybody
The name is Huynh, Hobbies and interests: I love video games. ;D I play them and I make them. (more on that later)
I have a pretty good libary of games I think. And I know I am not too bad at them .
In my spare time I try to make videa games. That must be hard, eh? Not really. It is really simple.

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Default Re: Hi everybody - 07-20-2020, 12:45 PM

Hallo Huynh, Hobbies and interests.

Welcome to this wonderful church and website.




You do an awful lot of useless stuff with your time; are you a boy or girl? No in-betweens, such things don't exist.




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Default Re: Hi everybody - 07-20-2020, 01:20 PM

A very cautious welcome to you. Please read the instructions at the top of the page and tell us where you go to church, how you found Jesus, and which verse from the KJV 1611 Bible is your favorite.


And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
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Bible Re: Hi everybody - 07-20-2020, 01:38 PM

Greetings to you, Miss Huynh, and since this is your first visit to , I do extend to you a warm and gracious
Thank you for your introductory message, although it appears that you have missed our friendly requests, which are located at the top of the page of this blessed forum, for all to see. I might remind you that deals exclusively with the glorious truths that are contained within the pages of the . As such, you will find that we are here to discuss the things of , and not video games. I am pleased to include our requests for you, here:

The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

We look forward to getting to know you, Miss Huynh.


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Default Re: Hi everybody - 07-20-2020, 03:38 PM

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Hi everybody
The name is Huynh, Hobbies and interests: I love video games. ;D I play them and I make them. (more on that later)
I have a pretty good libary of games I think. And I know I am not too bad at them .
In my spare time I try to make videa games. That must be hard, eh? Not really. It is really simple.

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We don't get many Chinamen here due to the fact that they are usually busy burning incense and worshipping the fat idol of a Chinaman named Bud or something like that. Also, this is a Christian web site so there is nothing here of interest to unsaved Chinamen who are worshipping fat people. Some Chinamen have come to Jesus and been saved, but they are few and they will usually tell you that they are Christian. You have made no such claim.


We welcome those seeking a personal relationship with Jesus, but we are wary of newcomers who seem suspicious. You seem like you could be an unsaved wretch here to vex us. Perhaps I am mistaken. Are you Christian?


God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Default Re: Hi everybody - 07-20-2020, 04:03 PM

Well aren't you a simple fellow! Hello and welcome to our forums! The LORD has led you here to repent of your Oriental Ways and open the door to your heart for Jesus!
Glory!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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