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Default People who sleep naked are perverts - 07-27-2020, 01:10 PM

I lie awake a night sometimes, cold creme in my eyes, thinking about how anyone could possibly lie in bed completely nude regularly. The thought of someone lying in bed naked, smashing their genitals to and fro all over the eiderdown is truly a revolting thought. Can you imagine the germs and fecal particles down there being released in the sheets every night? And to crawl back in those same sheets again and again is truly pervert to me.

Leviticus 15:4

Every bed, whereon he lieth that hath the issue, is unclean: and every thing, whereon he sitteth, shall be unclean.



Who would do this?

Homosexuals (Leviticus 20:13) lie with other men, swapping their dingus germs among another. Sluggards (Proverbs 6:9 How long wilt thou sleep, O sluggard? when wilt thou arise out of thy sleep?) miserly, impotent pedophiles who rather sleep with kids than offer their loaves (Luke 11:7 And he from within shall answer and say, Trouble me not: the door is now shut, and my children are with me in bed; I cannot rise and give thee.)

Shame, there are many like this in Denmark. Our country is infamous for our laid-back attitude, those who rather get high and bask in bed, stewing in their own naked juices.

The men here need to stop fondling deres petersens and listen to Peter.

Acts 9:34 And Peter said unto him, Aeneas, Jesus Christ maketh thee whole: arise, and make thy bed. And he arose immediately.



And then they must make themselves clean for Jesus!!!!

Leviticus 15:6 And he that sitteth on
any thing whereon he sat that hath the issue shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.




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Default Re: People who sleep naked are perverts - 07-27-2020, 01:33 PM

I don't know why people would sleep naked. It's as if they think Jesus cannot see them in the dark.

I don't recall Pastor Zeke preaching on this, but if it becomes more common he should. In the meantime, sinners should realize Jesus is watching.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: People who sleep naked are perverts - 07-27-2020, 03:34 PM

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I don't know why people would sleep naked.
Nor do I, Brother Mr Mayor, Sir. And I've certainly never met anyone who has mentioned doing such a thing. I suspect we move in classier circles than the Daness, though. If Jesus had intended us to sleep naked, He would never have given us silk nightgowns, or fine cotton lawn for warmer weather.

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And to crawl back in those same sheets again and again is truly pervert to me.
Any woman who doesn't wash all their household table linen, bed linen and towels daily is a slattern and a sloven and very probably also a slut.


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But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Default Re: People who sleep naked are perverts - 07-28-2020, 03:44 AM

What if the house caught fire and the nudist had to run outside nekid? I always sleep fully clothed in casual attire with my shoes close by just in case. I don't know what kind of pervert would want to lie around with no clothes on. It's not natural to act like that but I know people in Denmark are always looking for an excuse to take off their clothes.


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Default Re: People who sleep naked are perverts - 07-28-2020, 04:08 AM

If they're a nudist, I imagine they'll accept and enjoy any excuse to publicly expose themselves.




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Default Re: People who sleep naked are perverts - 07-29-2020, 06:51 AM

Not only are they perverts, they risk the very fabric of society. There is nothing we should not do to control perverts.


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Default Re: People who sleep naked are perverts - 07-29-2020, 08:21 PM

If the beautiful prose of the previous writers haven't yet convince you of sleeping clothed, allow me to persuade you. The wife and I were buying linens at <<<name of store that is going bankrupt>>>, which, I should add, should be your go to place to buy linens thanks to their regular 20% off sales. We were deciding between the <<<unsolicited advertising removed>>>. You can probably imagine how hard that dilemma was. Do we pick the sheets from Egypt (the enslavers of our ancestors) or the sheets that contain the word Sateen, which is unbearably close to Satan. Well, <<<name of store that is going bankrupt>>> were taking another 20% off all international sheets, so the choice was nearly made for us. I really should avoid going to that store. Their sales are so great and just too hard to pass up. Anyway, the wife and I put the <<<unsolicited advertising removed>>> sheets on the bed and hit the hay. At around three in the morning, I was awoken by the softness of the sheets. I thought, geez louise, can sheets be this soft? I just wanted to wrap my whole body in them for eternity! I was tempted to remove my clothing and allow my bare thighs to touch the sheets, but was remembered that that's what Satan would want, and you're a chump if you think I'd give into Lucifer. I resisted at first, but I am a weak man. The next night, I got naked in the sheets. The next day, the wife left me. Coincidence? I think not. All I've get left now is my sheets. My terrible, awful, disgusting, beautiful sheets that you can also get at <<<name of store that is going bankrupt>>> for $9.99 if you purchase before 08/7/20. Why am I decrepit! Oh Lord, I ask you why you have given me no strength! Why do you make my wife (ex-wife) call me names like <<<mildly offensive terms removed>>>? Why? Why does the thunder crash on little ol' me? I'm a good boy. I read the bible, do my chores, and only do (did) missionary. Was it the sheets? Oh, it was the sheets. It's my fault! How can I blame the Lord!. He's just. He's love. He's good. So, if you don't want to end up like me, i.e. ordering fourteen domino pizzas while you <<<reference to an ungodly act removed>>> and listen to Barbra Streisand, just waiting for anything to happen, don't sleep naked. You will be wrapped in sin stronger than those sheets that you can also get at <<<name of store that is going bankrupt>>> for $9.99 if you purchase before 08/7/20 could ever wrap you. Don't indulge in pleasure if you don't want to sin. You will end up like me. One day, you're drinking coffee on a nice Sunday afternoon with the wife, the next day you're <<<reference to an ungodly act removed>>> that charges you $.99 per minute and you want to stop paying, to shut the computer and open the bible, but you can't because the stimulus of <<<unnecessary anatomical references removed>>>

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Default Re: People who sleep naked are perverts - 07-29-2020, 08:52 PM

If you masturbate, you're gay. Jesus doesn't love the gays and neither do we.



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