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Default Re: ladies, do you enjoy this? - 06-15-2016, 04:01 PM

That verse is speaking about Babylon, not every woman. You guys are ridiculous.
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Default Re: ladies, do you enjoy this? - 06-28-2016, 04:35 AM

Honey, clearly you need Jesus, and a strong, Christian man in your life. There is no greater pleasure for me than to painfully birth heirs and soldiers for Jesus' army, cook a perfect steak and pie, having a spotless kitchen, and loving and obeying my husband. My husband works hard to give me a nice home and give the necessary correction and means to get to heaven, and it's the least I can do it give him a castle and home he can be proud of. I'm praying for you. -Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson


"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Default Re: ladies, do you enjoy this? - 07-01-2016, 08:54 PM

Forgive me for replying so late, I have Yashaya and a strong, Christian man. I have no pain when I give birth quite frankly, but I do enjoy knowing that my children will be soldiers of the Lord. I rarely cook, my husband does the cooking, the whole family does the cleaning and I do love my husband, very much. I don't need your prayers, dear.
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Default Re: ladies, do you enjoy this? - 07-06-2016, 06:23 AM

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Forgive me for replying so late, I have Yashaya and a strong, Christian man. I have no pain when I give birth quite frankly, but I do enjoy knowing that my children will be soldiers of the Lord. I rarely cook, my husband does the cooking, the whole family does the cleaning and I do love my husband, very much. I don't need your prayers, dear.
Who on God's green, flat earth, is yashaya? Also, cooking and cleaning is your job as a woman. Your husband is a man, and he works a full job. He has most certainly earned having at least his home being quiet and tranquil without having to do women's work. I mean, making your daughters help with the domestic work is expected, but not the whole family! Stop being so lazy and do your job as a homemaker! I'm attaching some verses for you to learn; I strongly suggest you commit them to memory!


"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
"She seeketh wool, and flax, and worketh willingly with her hands." Proverbs 31:13
"She riseth also while it is yet night, and giveth meat to her household, and a portion to her maidens." Proverbs 31:15
"I will therefore that the younger women marry, bear children, guide the house, give none occasion to the adversary to speak reproachfully." 1 Timothy 5:14


"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Default Re: ladies, do you enjoy this? - 07-12-2016, 02:35 AM

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why do you let these men degrade you and tell you that they are superior to you? ive been looking at this forum for a while now and they talk about you like you are property, not people. it is my opinion that you are the givers of life, you arent just helpless, weak people. dont let them do this to you! this is america, you are free! if your husband beats you then you have the right to leave him, any man who lays a finger on a woman in an act of violence is a low life. please dont accept this treatment, you deserve more than this, you make life possible for us, and you should be treated like queens, not slaves!
My goodness! This is quite the sass coming from the second sex. I pray for your soul

Brethren and sistern, this post demonstrates exactly why I enjoy it when my husband reminds me of my place -- second not to him, but second to my dear Sister wife Laura. My dear Ian always reminds me that it is his choice and decision as the head of the household when it is time to create one of God's Soldiers.

My dear sister in Christ, I for your soul


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Default Re: ladies, do you enjoy this? - 08-20-2016, 03:03 AM

My job as a woman is to be a mother and a good, Godly wife. Not cooking and cleaning. My husband's job is to be a father and a good, Godly husband. I am not lazy, I work from home for at least six hours while he watches the children. He loves cooking which is why I don't cook. He loves trying out new recipes and such, my children should be out playing not cleaning the house like they're slaves of some kind!
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Default Re: ladies, do you enjoy this? - 08-20-2016, 05:53 AM

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My job as a woman is to be a mother and a good, Godly wife. Not cooking and cleaning. My husband's job is to be a father and a good, Godly husband. I am not lazy, I work from home for at least six hours while he watches the children. He loves cooking which is why I don't cook. He loves trying out new recipes and such, my children should be out playing not cleaning the house like they're slaves of some kind!

Greetings Mei! I am a person of color also. I am a Black man who is from Jamaica but now I live here in Babylon. You have an unusual name for a Black woman. I have a favorite recipe that your husband should try. Take some tomatoes and put them in a pot with some okra. Cook it until it is done and then eat it.

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Default Re: ladies, do you enjoy this? - 08-21-2016, 01:19 AM

Mr. Rastafari,


I hope you know that the men of the church watch this forum very closely and I also hope it is not your intention to try to lure one of the white True Christian™ women from here for your unbridled animal lustful pleasures.


It simply isn't done.


You have been welcomed here in a way that very few of the lesser races have been welcomed. I admonish you to respect that and to know that all of us are prepared to defend our womenfolk. Why not keep yourself in the men's area, since no matter what Obama thinks, in THIS church, men are men and women are women and there is no surgery to change that.


May God richly bless you as you enjoy His Favorite Forums.


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Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
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Default Re: ladies, do you enjoy this? - 08-21-2016, 01:24 AM

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My job as a woman is to be a mother and a good, Godly wife. Not cooking and cleaning. My husband's job is to be a father and a good, Godly husband. I am not lazy, I work from home for at least six hours while he watches the children. He loves cooking which is why I don't cook. He loves trying out new recipes and such, my children should be out playing not cleaning the house like they're slaves of some kind!
So in other words, you don't have any idea what it means to be a Godly mother and wife, you refuse to work hard, and demand to be pampered like a special little snowflake. Your husband likes to be the wife in the family, and your children will grow up to be irresponsible, spoiled, entitled whores who will leach upon society for my children to feed and clothe, either through welfare or prison. Gee, thanks.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: ladies, do you enjoy this? - 08-21-2016, 01:24 AM

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Who on God's green, flat earth, is yashaya? Also, cooking and cleaning is your job as a woman. Your husband is a man, and he works a full job. He has most certainly earned having at least his home being quiet and tranquil without having to do women's work. I mean, making your daughters help with the domestic work is expected, but not the whole family! Stop being so lazy and do your job as a homemaker! I'm attaching some verses for you to learn; I strongly suggest you commit them to memory!


"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
"She seeketh wool, and flax, and worketh willingly with her hands." Proverbs 31:13
"She riseth also while it is yet night, and giveth meat to her household, and a portion to her maidens." Proverbs 31:15
"I will therefore that the younger women marry, bear children, guide the house, give none occasion to the adversary to speak reproachfully." 1 Timothy 5:14

Oh, Sister Elizabeth,
What an inspiration you are to the young women of the church. A role model and guide for the weaker gender, you continue to bless the LORD with your life and your example to others.


May He continue to lead and prosper you in the faith with great abundance and knowledge (although your limited female brain power does tend to put a block on that).


Is your husband in good health? Do you anticipate being a widow any time soon? Don't forget about me should that happen.


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Amen and Amen
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There are few things more pathetic than a liberal drip who believes that playing up his feminist "nice guy" credentials will somehow convince a nice Baptist lady in Iowa to abandon her Christian husband and fornicate with him. Nice try, friend. Why don't you try boosting your radical feminist credentials by snipping your scrotum off, I hear the ladies feel like they're really being respected when you do that?
Amen, Brother, sage advice for the pinko libtard:


For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.
Matthew 19:12


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Default Re: ladies, do you enjoy this? - 08-26-2016, 06:22 PM

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why do you let these men degrade you and tell you that they are superior to you?. . . you should be treated like queens, not slaves!
The kings of Israel had many wives, but there was no queen. The "Queen of Heaven" nonsense is a Catholic heresy. There is no single verse anywhere in the Bible directing women to be treated like queens. There are plenty of instructions for dealing with women captured as war spoils, women who have been raped diminishing their value to their fathers, and women who wish to serve the Christian community provided they don't usurp the authority of men. That stuff is all in the Bible. Read it; then post something informative.


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