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Default Re: I hit my wife for the first time - 12-28-2020, 12:51 AM

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You are a liar, God never spoke to you. I hear God on daily basis
Can you prove that? Can you prove that He didn't also speak to any other person making that same claim?
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I will not tolerate anyone who bashes my Lord's name,
Okay, I think that you may be taking the whole, "My personal Lord and Savior" thing a bit far. You say that like Jesus is your Lord and yours only. And exactly what form will your non-tolerance take? Are you planning on hitting someone?
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. . that voice you heard of, was of the devil. How do I know?
Thank you for bringing that up! I was just about to ask the question myself.
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. . . I've heard the voice of the Lord and the voice of deceiving demons, I know how they think and I know how my God thinks.
Well, you have just admitted to hearing the voices of demons. That's a red flag for many people. And again, your use of the possessive pronoun comes across as a little. . .exclusionary--just saying. You might want to modify that, or people will find you a bit off-putting. Not me, of course. I find you delightful and refreshing.
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May the Lord give you discernment to be able to differentiate the voice of God and of the devil as you walk through this path.
And may you be granted some eye-opening discernment as well as you follow your own path.


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Default Re: I hit my wife for the first time - 12-29-2020, 04:49 PM

Krinsleth, of course men should love their wives. That doesn't mean we shouldn't beat them. The Bible doesn't tell us not to beat those whom we love. In fact, it tells us that we should beat them. Consider Proverbs 13:24:

He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.

This does not mean that a man can beat a woman for any reason. No, he must beat his wife only when she fails to submit to him or engages in other sinful behavior (such as reading or posting in the Men's Only forum, Sister handmaiden). Otherwise, the beating would not be a loving act. Beating one's wife should be a corrective measure, not an act of gratuitous violence.


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Jesus Re: I hit my wife for the first time - 02-19-2021, 08:27 PM

Some women bring this upon themselves, for disobeying the Lords will.


Thanks to the Lords grace, he sent me a woman that has never shown disobedience. But, when I met her during my final dark day. I had been lured to the bed of an unworthy vile succubus. During an argument she spat on my bible and cursed the Lords name. In that moment I felt the Lords wrath fill me, and as I released it upon her. She cried for help her "sis". In walked the most innocent creature I had the honor to lay my eyes upon. I immediately began to apologize and explain. She took me by the hand and proclaimed "That is no sister of mine, your actions were the Lord's will". She bandaged my bleeding knuckles and we spent the evening discussing revelations.
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Default Re: I hit my wife for the first time - 02-19-2021, 10:28 PM

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we spent the evening discussing revelations.
Please, do not keep us in suspense - which revelations did you discuss?


Or do you mean the final book of the Bible which is titled "Revelation" (please note singular form)?
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Default Re: I hit my wife for the first time - 02-20-2021, 11:35 AM

[QUOTE = Joseph McManus; 697884] Или, может быть, я должен сказать, что это сделал Бог. Этим утром моя жена пошла принять душ, и я подумал, что сейчас самое подходящее время, чтобы пройти в кладовку в коридоре и быстро помолиться. Закончив, я пошел в спальню, а она накрасилась. Она спросила, где я, и я сказал ей, что работаю в гараже, и она сказала, что я проверил гараж, а тебя там нет. Я сказал ей, что, должно быть, был в углу, где она меня не видела.

Она спросила, все ли в порядке, и что она заметила, что я заказал Библию на Amazon. Я сказал ей, что пересматриваю свои взгляды на Бога и что в нашем доме произойдут некоторые изменения. Я сказал ей, что ей придется уйти или продать свою компанию, мы собираемся начать ходить в церковь, а она должна остаться дома, чтобы готовить, убирать и обучать детей на дому. И имейте в виду, что она все время смотрит на меня, как на сумасшедшего, и я чувствую себя неуважением в собственном доме. Я добрался до Хэллоуина и того, что мы больше не будем его наблюдать и что тыквенные пироги больше не будут пекаться. Я сказал ей, что это нужно прекратить.

Она посмотрела мне в глаза и сказала: «Ты что, сошла с ума?!?» и тогда сам Бог обратился ко мне и сказал: «Это твой дом, я твой Бог, а она твоя жена,

Стыдно признаться, но я заколебался, я не знал, что делать. Тогда я почувствовал, что Он вошел в мое тело, и моя рука поднялась от меня. Тыльной стороной моей руки она коснулась ее щеки, и она закричала: «Что, черт возьми, с тобой не так? !!!» Опять же, как будто действуя самостоятельно, моя рука снова развернулась и ударила ее по лицу, и она молчала, плача на кровати, на которую упала.

Через несколько секунд я спросил ее, понимает ли она, какие изменения мы будем вносить, и она кивнула, даже не глядя на меня. Я сказал: «Хорошо, теперь у меня появился аппетит, почему бы тебе не пойти приготовить обед». Она ответила, что нам нечего делать, и спросила, может ли она пойти в магазин, и я сказал, что это нормально. Затем она спросила, может ли она взять детей с собой, поскольку они не выходили на улицу весь день, и что это даст мне немного покоя и покоя, чтобы изучать мою Библию.

Я чувствую, что наш разговор был очень продуктивным, и что она понимает свою роль, когда она попросила у меня разрешения выйти из дома. И я очень рад, что Сам Бог вошел в меня, наполнил меня Своей Любовью и показал мне из первых рук, как вести себя с непослушной женой. Но самое главное, я чувствую, что у меня есть доказательство, которое я искал всю свою жизнь. Бог взял под контроль мое тело и поговорил со мной лично !! Я чувствую себя таким счастливым, что он решил открыться мне.

Жена должна быть дома с минуты на минуту, ее не было полтора часа, я не знаю, почему она так долго. Я думаю, у нас было очень мало еды, поэтому ей было что купить. Спасибо, что прочитали, я просто хотел поделиться своим прогрессом! [/ QUOTE]=======================================
ą Верно слово: если кто епископства желает, доброго дела желает. ˛ Но епископ должен быть непорочен, одной жены своим мужем, трезв, целомудрен, благочинен, честен, страннолюбив, учителен, ł не пьяница, не бийца, не сварлив, не корыстолюбив, но тих, миролюбив, не сребролюбив, ⁴ хорошо управляющий дом, детей благоприят в послушании со всякою честностью; ⁵ кто ибо не умеет управлять собственным домом, тот будет ли пещись о Церкви Божией? ⁶ Не должен быть из новообращенных, чтобы не возгордился и не подпал осуждению с диаволом. ⁷ Надлежит ему также иметь доброе свидетельство от внешних, чтобы не впасть в нарекание и сеть диавольскую.1 Тимофею 3: 1-7
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ą Это верное высказывание: «Если человек желает епископа, он желает и доброго дела». ˛ Тогда епископ должен быть непорочным, муж одной жены, бдительным, трезвым, хорошего поведения, гостеприимным, способным учить; ł Не склонный к вину, не забивающий, не жадный до грязной наживы; но терпеливый, а не скандалист, не алчный; ⁴ Тот, кто хорошо управляет своим домом, имея своих детей в подчинении со всей серьезностью; ⁵ (Ибо если человек не умеет управлять своим домом, как он должен заботиться о церкви Божьей?) Не послушник, чтобы, возвысившись от гордости, не упасть на осуждение дьявола. ⁷ Кроме того, он должен иметь хороший отчет о тех, кто находится снаружи; чтобы он не впал в поругание и в сеть диавола. 1 Тимофею 3: 1-7
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Default Re: I hit my wife for the first time - 02-20-2021, 11:40 AM

The husband simply has no right to beat his wife or anyone else, but if this happened, then do not try to justify it with some "revelations".
You need to ask your wife for forgiveness.
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The husband simply has no right to beat his wife or anyone else, but if this happened, then do not try to justify it with some "revelations".
You need to ask your wife for forgiveness.
Can you justify that with Scripture?

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Ephesians 5:22-24
22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so [let] the wives [be] to their own husbands in every thing.

See the last three words? "In every thing." That means the husband can do whatever he wants and the wife needs to obey in silence.
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Can you justify that with Scripture?

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Ephesians 5:22-24
22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so [let] the wives [be] to their own husbands in every thing.

See the last three words? "In every thing." That means the husband can do whatever he wants and the wife needs to obey in silence.
Right on, Sister! A man needs to ask his wife for forgiveness like Jesus needs to ask the Church to stop talking about Him all the time.


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Jesus Re: I hit my wife for the first time - 02-27-2021, 02:00 AM

A strong willed woman takes what life dishes out, never faltering and subjugating herself to Christ, her husband and her sons.
If a female collapses like a gunny sack of potatoes after a punch in the gut, how does she expect to produce sons for God? You have to be realistic and sensible.


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Do you have a LEATHER BELT/STRAP you can beat her with?


What do i hope Heaven is like? It's a place where i will lie face down to the ground before GOD for all eternity, serving and worshipping forever without a break or an end. After i've served my first trillion years staring at the ground i'll look up, thank the ALMIGHTY LORD high above me on his throne for the privilege and then get my face back on the ground ready to start serving the next trillion years. That's how i hope Heaven is like.
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She was just a woman after all, it is not like a irreplaceable, one of a kind, custom made lost prized Fabbris over and under shotgun lost by an airline (PanAm).
Every human life is precious and irreplaceable. I know for sure that I would never allow myself to be treated that way.


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Default Re: I hit my wife for the first time - 08-16-2021, 10:07 PM

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I know for sure that I would never allow myself to be treated that way.
That's because you are all about self, it's self self self. Focus on others, especially Jesus, and you will be a happier person.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: I hit my wife for the first time - 08-17-2021, 12:36 AM

How is allowing myself to be abused making anything better? If anything, it's hurting the abuser as well.


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How is allowing myself to be abused making anything better? If anything, it's hurting the abuser as well.
What you are doing in this situation is taking it upon yourself to define what is and what is not "abuse."

People who take the Bible at face value know that God, in His Righteous Judgment, drowned every human being on earth except for eight individuals. They understand and accept that all the animals in the world were also drowned other than the designated numbers herded onto the Ark. Would you consider such actions abusive, or would you submit to the authority of The Lord?

Thus, the question must be presented: Do you accept the Bible at face value? If you do, do you feel it is appropriate for you to argue certain points with the church leadership here? If you do NOT accept the Bible at face value, then why are you here?

You written what I'm sure you imagine to be clever posts here and there throughout our forum. However, you have not engaged with any spiritual or intellectual honesty on any of the scriptural issues that we have presented. Being coy may amuse you and may be of some benefit if you wish to pursue a career in phone sex work, but it will not get you very far here at , .



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What you are doing in this situation is taking it upon yourself to define what is and what is not "abuse."

People who take the Bible at face value know that God, in His Righteous Judgment, drowned every human being on earth except for eight individuals. They understand and accept that all the animals in the world were also drowned other than the designated numbers herded onto the Ark. Would you consider such actions abusive, or would you submit to the authority of The Lord?
I think hitting someone in a situation other than in battle is considered abuse by almost any person alive. Point out to me anywhere in the bible where it states that you should hit your wife, please. I'm all ears.


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I think...is considered...by almost any person alive...
Google "appeal to popularity fallacy".


Click some of the other links while you're there.


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Google "appeal to popularity fallacy".


Click some of the other links while you're there.
I'm well aware of logical fallacies, it's just that I'm pretty sure that there's something broken inside you if you lack so much empathy that you think it's ok to abuse women and children. Perhaps you should google "empathy".


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I'm well aware of logical fallacies...
As are all of the True Christians™, so please stop. All you're doing is making your case look weak by trying to use inherently invalid arguments.


Cite facts, with references. You don't see the True Christians™ claiming the Bible says something without relevant links, do you?


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As are all of the True Christians™, so please stop. All you're doing is making your case look weak by trying to use inherently invalid arguments.


Cite facts, with references. You don't see the True Christians™ claiming the Bible says something without relevant links, do you?
Who said I was using an argument?


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Who said I was using an argument?
It depends upon what the meaning of the word 'is' is. If the—if he—if 'is' means is and never has been, that is not—that is one thing.


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