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Default Re: I don't care what you tell me. - 03-29-2013, 04:01 AM

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I don't see how denigrate myself as a woman is a way to follow him, I have the same right as a man to study, be someone in life, have a good job, a good pay and be happy, and I don't see where is the sin in that, so I won't stop what I'm doing because is not bad, besides, in my college we have lots of females students, future architects and engineers, and they're pretty smart
Yet somehow you can't read the words "men only" on this part of the forum.


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Default Re: I don't care what you tell me. - 03-29-2013, 04:16 AM

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I don't see how denigrate myself as a woman is a way to follow him, I have the same right as a man to study, be someone in life, have a good job, a good pay and be happy, and I don't see where is the sin in that, so I won't stop what I'm doing because is not bad, besides, in my college we have lots of females students, future architects and engineers, and they're pretty smart
That's the lie of feminism talking, dear. It doesn't denigrate anyone to live up to their potential. The LORD, in His infinite wisdom and authority, has decided that a woman's potential is to be subservient to her husband (Ephesians 5:22-24), to follow his lead in all things (Genesis 3:16). Until a woman has a husband for whom she can bring honor through bearing sons (Psalm 127:3-5), she ought to practice by caring for her father until a suitable marriage can be arranged.



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Default Re: I don't care what you tell me. - 03-29-2013, 04:39 AM

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That's the lie of feminism talking, dear. It doesn't denigrate anyone to live up to their potential. The LORD, in His infinite wisdom and authority, has decided that a woman's potential is to be subservient to her husband (Ephesians 5:22-24), to follow his lead in all things (Genesis 3:16). Until a woman has a husband for whom she can bring honor through bearing sons (Psalm 127:3-5), she ought to practice by caring for her father until a suitable marriage can be arranged.

My father is perfectly well and don't need me to take care of him and I don't care about a marriage without love, thank you very much, and my potential is not be a maid for the rest of my life, lots of women are mothers and wives, if it's their choose, great, but if they want to have a job and have their own money is great too

What I meant about denigrate myself was that I don't want to have to live without another purpose than change diapers and cook food to some stranger who forced me to marry him just because you say God want it

Why I have to be punished for the rest of my life just because I born woman? Be a woman is not a crime and I don't want to be hated and denigrated in your church, because I'm not an object, and women here should learn that before some lunatic kill them in some "corporal punishment" act
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Default Re: I don't care what you tell me. - 03-29-2013, 04:41 AM

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Why I have to be punished for the rest of my life just because I born woman? Be a woman is not a crime and I don't want to be hated and denigrated in your church, because I'm not an object, and women here should learn that before some lunatic kill them in some "corporal punishment" act
Because you're a daughter of Eve, the deceiver of all men.


That, plus you're a damned foreigner....


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: I don't care what you tell me. - 03-29-2013, 04:47 AM

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What I meant about denigrate myself was that I don't want to have to live without another purpose than change diapers and cook food to some stranger who forced me to marry him just because you say God want it
I don't say God wants it, I showed you where God Himself talks for Himself. If you but read the Holy Bible, you'll learn ever so much about what plans God has for your life!



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Why I have to be punished for the rest of my life just because I born woman? Be a woman is not a crime and I don't want to be hated and denigrated in your church, because I'm not an object, and women here should learn that before some lunatic kill them in some "corporal punishment" act
I see. In your pride, you cannot see that you are not a creature of self-determination, but a simple "pot" the master has deigned to fulfill a particular role.
But now, O LORD, thou art our father; we are the clay, and thou our potter;
and we all are the work of thy hand.

Isaiah 64:8

You will complain until you either face the Truth and embrace your nature, or until you die.
Nay but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God?
Shall the thing formed say to him that formed it, Why hast thou made me thus?

Romans 9:20


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: I don't care what you tell me. - 03-29-2013, 05:04 AM

[QUOTE=Pastor Ezekiel;990485]Because you're a daughter of Eve, the deceiver of all men.


That, plus you're a damned foreigner....[/QUOTE

Please tell me more about how I'm damned because of that, I'm sooooo interested to know, really

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Oh really? Well, I'm not going to feel like shit because your "holy" book say so. I'm going to study, have a carreer, my own money and there's nothing you can do to stop it, some problem? Well, I don't care
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Default Re: I don't care what you tell me. - 03-29-2013, 07:02 AM

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Please tell me more about how I'm damned because of that, I'm sooooo interested to know, really



Oh really? Well, I'm not going to feel like shit because your "holy" book say so. I'm going to study, have a carreer, my own money and there's nothing you can do to stop it, some problem? Well, I don't care
Like I told you in the other thread.http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...414#post990414

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Default Re: I don't care what you tell me. - 03-29-2013, 04:31 PM

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Like I told you in the other thread.http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...414#post990414

I know what you are looking for, but don't think for a second you will trick anyone here into taking the bait.
Those are your arguments? Pathetic, but what more I can wait from abible-reader-zombie like you? You read your filthy book even to know if goingto the bathroom is a sin or not

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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 05-16-2013, 11:50 PM

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See, this just shows how uppity and lost you are. Our True Christian girls are perfectly happy to serve their Menfolk, following God's expectations. According to you they should all be hiding out at some lezbean secret safehouse hidden on the outskirts of Des Moines, but that place burned to the ground and not even the mexican contractors will rebuild it, Praise Jesus!

My girlfriend sister Thumper will tell you all about it once the swelling goes down.
"Lebean safehouse?" What? I came on this form because I am curious about the baptist religion, but you people are so increadibly rude and ignorant on here that it's making me sick. And this was been the weakest argument on why you would ever think that women need to be hit. What about all the male abusers in the world, who beat their wives to death? Do you people have no respect for women?
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"Lebean safehouse?" What? I came on this form because I am curious about the baptist religion, but you people are so increadibly rude and ignorant on here that it's making me sick. And this was been the weakest argument on why you would ever think that women need to be hit. What about all the male abusers in the world, who beat their wives to death? Do you people have no respect for women?
I am EXTREMELY happy with the discipline my husband provides, as per THE BIBLE. (Ephesians 5:22-24)

It's really cute how you assume what YOU think matters!! Sweetheart, the only thing that matters is what GOD thinks. (Proverbs 30:5-6)

Further, you haven't followed the rules, and introduced yourself.

If you can't follow the rules YOU AGREED TO WHEN SIGNING UP, your time here will be short lived, my friend.

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"Lebean safehouse?" What? I came on this form because I am curious about the baptist religion, but you people are so increadibly rude and ignorant on here that it's making me sick. And this was been the weakest argument on why you would ever think that women need to be hit. What about all the male abusers in the world, who beat their wives to death? Do you people have no respect for women?
You are correct dear, most men have no respect for women. Thousands of unsaved atheist women are beaten to death every year by their heathen husbands. People who do not follow Christ have no moral compass. For a man like that, killing his wife is very similar to stepping on an insect.

But True Christian™ men discipline their wives out of a sacred love that they share with Christ. Guiding a mere woman to salvation, be it through prayer or corporal punishment, is the duty of every Christian husband.

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I am EXTREMELY happy with the discipline my husband provides, as per THE BIBLE. (Ephesians 5:22-24)

It's really cute how you assume what YOU think matters!! Sweetheart, the only thing that matters is what GOD thinks. (Proverbs 30:5-6)

Further, you haven't followed the rules, and introduced yourself.

If you can't follow the rules YOU AGREED TO WHEN SIGNING UP, your time here will be short lived, my friend.

Here is where you introduce yourself.

Here it tells you what you need to know about being a newbie on this board,
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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 06-14-2013, 02:48 AM

I completely agree that women need Spanking. Several years ago I would never have said that!
When I was about to get married, we lived with my mother-in-law (to be). One night, my fiance and I had a fight and he was so mad, he left. On the way out, he told his mom he doesn't know what to do or how to handle me. I heard her tell him "I'll take care of her!"
A few moments later she came upstairs to our/my room and told me to stay where I was, which was laying on my stomach reading a magazine. Before I knew what was happening, she had sat down beside me and leaned over my back while she spanked by butt! I was pinned down this way and couldn't move!! I was BEYOND upset! I'm an adult woman and she was not allowed to punish me like that!
I told her to stop spanking me but she wouldn't! Instead, she told me that I'm not getting a Spanking. She said I was going to get the butt beating of my life!!! This old woman was crazy! Not to mention strong!!
Luckily I had my jeans on! Unfortunately they did not have back pockets though!! Basically, I felt every smack on my bottom that night! She spanked me pretty fast and hard for about 10 minutes!
She got up and said that if I talk back to her or yell at her son when he gets home, she's getting her wooden hairbrush and coming back for a 'hard paddling'!

I didn't say a peep!!!

My fiance thought my bright red (and sore!!!) bottom was funny! He thanked his mom!

I was very angry! Let me tell you!

However, I hate to admit it, but the Spanking worked and I didn't fight with my fiancé for a long time!!!
In the end, we did not end up marrying.

There are many reasons why but long story short, he wasn't man enough to keep me in line.

I know women get angry and post here but its probably because they know they could use a good butt beating like I got! Who wants that!? Nooooo thank you! But sometimes it IS NEEDED and I'm still hoping to find a loving man of God who turn me over his knee and help me behave. Help my walk with God. Help our relationship!

When it comes to relationships, there's nothing a good old fashioned spanking can't fix. Really.
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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 06-14-2013, 02:58 AM

That's nice, dear, but this section is for the men folk. Say, why not introduce yourself HERE so we can greet you properly! You can read all kinds of helpful information ON THIS THREAD for newcomers like yourself. If you’d like to share your opinion, kindly provide the Scriptural Support where we can see how wonderfully God said it first. Finally, your rights on our forum can be found HERE.



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That's nice, dear, but this section is for the men folk.
Cough!


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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 06-18-2013, 02:46 AM

Praise Jesus, Pastor Pat Robertson agrees!

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Pat Robertson: Disobedient Wives ‘Must Be Spanked’

Christian television personality Pat Robertson stoked controversy today by telling a female caller that disobedient wives should be spanked by their husbands.

On a segment on the long-running 700 Club the 83-year-old Robertson explained to a woman seeking relationship advice that an occasional slap in the rear is the clearest path to marital bliss.

"Ma'am, with all due respect, it seems like the problem in your marriage is disobedience," he told the caller. "When a wife disobeys her husband the holy bond between the two starts to disintegrate and all sorts of problems start to crop up.

"The apostle Paul tells us in Corinthians the importance of submission. And when you lose that submission in a marriage, there's only one solution: a sound spanking on the bottom.

"Wives must be spanked by their husbands. It's the only way to keep biblical order. Nothing too hard, just enough to let her know he's the one in charge. So I have to ask, when was your last spanking dear?"
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The woman, who had called for advice about her husband's serial infidelity, was shocked by Robertson's question and responded angrily.

"Excuse me?" she admonished. "I ask you how to confront my husband over his cheating, and you tell me to get spanked? My's husband's never spanked me. I would never let that happen.

"And what kind of crazy, chauvinistic mummy would even suggest such a thing? Do you ever think before you speak? Or are you trying to sound like a outdated male pig?"

"You see that's exactly the kind of attitude that tells me you're not getting the discipline you need at home," Robertson retorted. "If your husband kept you in line, you wouldn't have such a mouth on you sweetheart.

"I know you're confused with all the the feminism, lesbianism and vegetarianism in our culture. But God made woman to do three things: obey men, have babies and cook meat. So stop worrying about what your husband is up to, and just get back to basics."

Robertson is the chairman of the Christian Broadcasting Network and a former Southern Baptist minister. He has hosted the Christian news program The 700 Club since 1966.


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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 06-18-2013, 05:02 PM

Good ol' brother Pat. I wonder if he agrees with me that wives should also be made to wear different types of school girl outfits during their discipline.
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Good ol' brother Pat. I wonder if he agrees with me that wives should also be made to wear different types of school girl outfits during their discipline.
Yes, the wise words of the Paragon of creepy.

A marriage should be the the product of the opinions of both the husband and the wife. Lack of communication skills is the top (some sites say infidelity, but they also say communication is the second top cause) suspected cause of divorce, how can the wife communicate her feelings if under threat of being beaten. Abuse, of course, is another top cause of divorce.

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Yes, the wise words of the Paragon of creepy.

A marriage should be the the product of the opinions of both the husband and the wife. Lack of communication skills is the top (some sites say infidelity, but they also say communication is the second top cause) suspected cause of divorce, how can the wife communicate her feelings if under threat of being beaten. Abuse, of course, is another top cause of divorce.

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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
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If I did not care about my wife, I would not waste the effort to help her. Why are you people so self centered?
I have to ask, when did I say that I think you do not care about you wife, i thought we were discussing philosophies. If you would, could you be clear about where i was elf centered?

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A marriage should be the the product of the opinions of both the husband and the wife.
From where do you get that idea, dear? That's contrary to what God has determined marriage should be, and we know God's Ways are Perfect (Psalm 18:30).


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