[Elmer G. White]

Immortality - an easy task for us True Christians!

John 6:54
Whoso eateth my flesh, and drinketh my blood, hath eternal life; and I will raise him up at the last day.

I have it, and I am proud to be among those few who Jesus has chosen to serve under Him for Eternity. Praise Jesus. However, there is also the other kind of material immortality and longevity that our forefathers had.

Genesis 5:27
And all the days of Methuselah were nine hundred sixty and nine years: and he died.

This is a staggering Revelation, and the secularists have ridiculed these calculations for centuries, demanding proof, although they would have the very Words of God in front of their eyes as presented in the Bible. Fortunately, by meticulous excursions into the history of modern and postmodern arts, I have been able to locate irrefutable proof of the Bible getting it right as expected. A man of God is now proven to have lived for centuries, all the time working tirelessly to guide the western civilization onto the Narrow Path of Jesus, eventually leading to the presidency of Donald Trump. This man is Vladimir Putin.

Exhibit one: A Papist-Secularist painting by a Nether Landish painter called Mr. Van Eyck.



It's The Madonna of Chancellor Rolin: Mediocre craftsmanship, lacking in detail, baby Jesus with ugly circles under His Bright Eyes, but that is not important right now. This painting supposedly depicts Mr. Nicolas Rolin (1376-1462), a leading political figure of his days, always striving to serve Jesus. The painting is on display in Godless Paris, France. Don't go there. Instead, let us focus on a detail, the man's face. Exhibit two:



Does it look familiar?



It is Mr. Vladimir Putin. Instead of having been born in 1952 and being 64 years of age, he must be at least 641 by now. Further proof forthcoming as follows:

• Nicolas Rolin was supposedly appointed the chancellor in 1422, at the "age" of 46, and it is claimed he served for 40 years. No-one had healthy lifespans like that in those days.
• The hairline is slightly receding but otherwise Mr. Putin is unchanged. Thus, it is highly likely that before assuming the identity of Rolin he would have been serving Jesus for millennia, perhaps he is of the next generation after the Flood.
• The name "Rolin" can easily be recognized as a cognate for "Putin" by examining the great vowel shift, the umlauts, the ablauts, the gradation, syncope, and analogy. Rolin -> Rolling -> Rulin' -> Root in -> Putin. Q.E.D.
• The Bible predicts this.

2 Timothy 1:10
But is now made manifest by the appearing of our Saviour Jesus Christ, who hath abolished death, and hath brought life and immortality to light through the gospel:

Now, the only question that remains is, if Mr. Putin is just a Godly man with a genome so pure and refreshing that senescence will never catch up with him before we all experience the glorious Rapture (1 Thessalonians 4:17), or if he is an immortal messenger from God. He could very well be the angel that soon has the task of burning the Earth to punish sinners!

Revelation 8:5
And the angel took the censer, and filled it with fire of the altar, and cast it into the earth: and there were voices, and thunderings, and lightnings, and an earthquake.

Or perhaps he is one of the angels that will have a job with a trumpet to blow for Jesus. One thing is now clear, though. Mr. Putin has been around for centuries. He has been pivotal when America has chosen Godly Republican Presidents culminating in the events that led to the reign of Mr. Donald Trump. I urge all Brethren and intellectually capable Sisters to search for other historical images, daguerreotypes and photographs that could unravel the path of Mr. Putin across centuries and continents.

The painting itself remains partly enigmatic. Why is this man dressed in red vomiting on the background?




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[I Man Rastafari]

It is possible to be everliving but only the most enlightened can achieve that state. H.I.M. Haile Selassie who is Jah Rastafari is everliving. The communists say they killed him but he actually removed himself to a remote monastery in Ethiopia where he lives to this day. President Vladimir Putin is not Rastafari as far as I know so I do not know if he is everliving or not.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

I wonder if Brother President Vladimir still has that beautiful coat? It would make a perfectly gorgeous bathrobe - so snug during the cold Russian winters!

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

I wonder if Brother President Vladimir still has that beautiful coat? It would make a perfectly gorgeous bathrobe - so snug during the cold Russian winters!

He has, but it's been modernized.



Furthermore: immediately after this thread was posted, additional data began to pour in. Mr. Putin (supposedly born in 1952 ) actually fought in both the first and the second WWs against the Nazi swarm!



It is all clear now. Mr. Putin is referred to in the Gospel of Matthew!

Matthew 16:28
Verily I say unto you, There be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of man coming in his kingdom.

He's the one who will remain on Earth to administer Jesus's businesses until we reach Revelation 19:11. Of course, this is hypothetically bad news for Mr. Putin as he will have to remain on Earth through all the tribulations, including the venomous locusts that will torture everyone (Revelation 9:3). I am still confident that Jesus will take care of Mr. Putin's personal needs and comfort during those unpleasant years.

Hebrews 11:40
God having provided some better thing for us, that they without us should not be made perfect.

After all that we can expect to meet Mr. Putin with us in Heaven. This is such a wonderful story! I really hope and pray that the period between 1462 and 1920 sill soon be filled with other exciting news about the adventures of Mr. Putin through the centuries!



Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Titus Templeton]

The leading atheists like Bill Gates they get blood transfusions from young children and they use the code written by God to make them repair their bodies. This is not how creation science should be used.

https://www.technologyreview.com/s/6...-young-people/

[Alvin Moss]

One possibility that hasn't been considered is the possibility that Russians, like Negroes, Chinamen and some others, all look alike.

[tomdstone]

Originally Posted by Elmer G. White

I am still confident that Jesus will take care of Mr. Putin's personal needs and comfort during those unpleasant years.

After all that we can expect to meet Mr. Putin with us in Heaven. This is such a wonderful story!

Yes, you are right. Of course, Mr. Putin is a member of the Russian Orthodox Catholic Church.

• The Eastern Orthodox Church, also known as the Orthodox Church, or officially as the Orthodox Catholic Church, is the second-largest Christian church and one of the oldest extant religious institutions in the world. The Eastern Orthodox Catholic Church teaches that it is the One, Holy, Catholic and Apostolic Church established by Jesus Christ in his Great Commission to the apostles.

So Mr. Putin is a Catholic, as the Russian Orthodox Church is a Catholic Church, although it is presently in schism with the Roman Catholic Church.

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by tomdstone

Yes, you are right. Of course, Mr. Putin is a member of the Russian Orthodox Catholic Church.

• The Eastern Orthodox Church, also known as the Orthodox Church, or officially as the Orthodox Catholic Church, is the second-largest Christian church and one of the oldest extant religious institutions in the world. The Eastern Orthodox Catholic Church teaches that it is the One, Holy, Catholic and Apostolic Church established by Jesus Christ in his Great Commission to the apostles.

So Mr. Putin is a Catholic, as the Russian Orthodox Church is a Catholic Church, although it is presently in schism with the Roman Catholic Church.

You do realize, that it's the Catholic church that broke off Orthodoxy, and not the other way around, right?


That means the Orthodox church is closer to true Christianity than the Catholic delusion.

[BFTB GOD]

Hear my warning, unbelievers, carried to your minds by the power of the Prince of Excess himself. We have raised altars in this land so that we may sacrifice you to our gods. Veterans of ten millennia of unholy war wait to grind you beneath the treads of their mighty boots. The chosen of Khorne hunger to add you to their bloody tally. The Blood God himself has marked this land, and will claim your skulls for his throne. There is no hope in opposing the inevitable. Put down your arms, unbelievers, and bow before the forces of Chaos.

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by BFTB GOD

Hear my warning, unbelievers, carried to your minds by the power of the Prince of Excess himself. We have raised altars in this land so that we may sacrifice you to our gods. Veterans of ten millennia of unholy war wait to grind you beneath the treads of their mighty boots. The chosen of Khorne hunger to add you to their bloody tally. The Blood God himself has marked this land, and will claim your skulls for his throne. There is no hope in opposing the inevitable. Put down your arms, unbelievers, and bow before the forces of Chaos.

Of course you're very intimidating. Everyone will immediately abandon Jesus and join you. Surely you're most convincing and



Habakkuk 2:13
Behold, is it not of the LORD of hosts that the people shall labour in the very fire, and the people shall weary themselves for very vanity?

I do have to admit that you're kinda cute. Can we keep you?


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[AsksDumbQuestions]

Originally Posted by Elmer G. White

Immortality - an easy task for us True Christians!

Yours in Christ,
Elmer

So if we are True Christians we can be reborn to live again in this world freely. I rather die because the world is a cruel place full of people who wants to corrupt you but your so innocent you don't even know what it was until you learn and can't get that new life given by God as a special gift. I rather stay in the afterlife, If you know what I mean then its sad.

[Mister Brasil]

Originally Posted by AsksDumbQuestions

So if we are True Christians we can be reborn to live again in this world freely. I rather die because the world is a cruel place full of people who wants to corrupt you but your so innocent you don't even know what it was until you learn and can't get that new life given by God as a special gift. I rather stay in the afterlife, If you know what I mean then its sad.

ADQ, I think you're veering off into some kind of Jap Broodist syncretism with all this rebirth melancholy. This is exactly what God was talking about in Deuteronomy 7:1-4. You just can't trust some tribes to preach God's Word truthfully, no matter how you smite them.

One of the great things about being a Christian is that when we die, we get to sleep through all the horrifying future-- and then, just when it gets good, Jesus wakes us. Revelation 20: 4:

And I saw thrones, and they sat upon them, and judgment was given unto them: and I saw the souls of them that were beheaded for the witness of Jesus, and for the word of God, and which had not worshipped the beast, neither his image, neither had received his mark upon their foreheads, or in their hands; and they lived and reigned with Christ a thousand years.

[Brother Gonzalez]

It seems that Vlad has more powers than we have imagined, he can also become a dog. We could start a little game to imagine who's dog he was in his long lifetime as inmortal!

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by Brother Gonzalez

It seems that Vlad has more powers than we have imagined, he can also become a dog. We could start a little game to imagine who's dog he was in his long lifetime as inmortal!

What an interesting image!? The similarity is a striking 100% but opens up quite a few questions, the most important of which is if this is a case of mimicry or if we should boldly go where no True Christian™ has never gone before: To alternative hypotheses of religion, especially re-birth?

Is it possible that the Ornamental religions were right and the soul of Sweet Mr. Putin resided in a canine body for a while. A false Christian Mahommedian poet Rumi suggersts as much!



We have some proof for this. In fact, Mr. Putin has been seen in mineral form!



And as a vegetable:



Seems plausible: Mineral -> plant -> animal (depicted in in the image Brother Gonzalez provided). Could this be true? A secular scientist would look at these images and be convinced as they would support his biased hypothesis. We know better! The Bible will tell us if this is feasible.

Revelation 22:15
For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Thus, the hypothesis of re-incarnation fails. Vladimir Putin is and has for centuries been a man of God, and He would not have had his Eternal Dwelling Place in Heaven secured as a dog. Hence, in this case, it can be a question of apparition! God used to appear unexpectedly all the time.

Deuteronomy 31:15
And the LORD appeared in the tabernacle in a pillar of a cloud: and the pillar of the cloud stood over the door of the tabernacle.

Not only does God appear but He can appear in many forms, such as pillars. In addition, confirmed sightings of Jesus in obscure places are not uncommon.



Would Jesus (or Mr. Putin) really appear on a foul Creature, such as a dog? They would! In fact, Jesus visits locations of even more discomfort all the time!

Psalms 139:8
If I ascend up into heaven, thou art there: if I make my bed in hell, behold, thou art there.

All this means that perhaps Mr. Putin was not a dog but that this is a Wonderful Message from Jesus! He's watching us and His most loyal servants are also watching our every singly even the tiniest move! Glory! Thank you, Brother, for conveying this timely message to the ignorant sinner masses (we know Jesus is watching but they always forget it!)!

Proverbs 5:21
For the ways of man are before the eyes of the LORD, and he pondereth all his goings.




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Vladimir Lenin]

Владимир хороший товарищ, мне он очень нравится.


( He is a good comrade and is indeed immortal )

[Sudara]

He will live forever!

[Addonai]

Vladimir Putin killed himself.
He could not stand stress of being president.
He was replaceth with double, or a clone.
If you compare old and young Putin, you can see that they are two other persons.

[Elmer G. White]

*BREAKING NEWS*

It has recently been discovered that one of History's Greatest Leaders and Opponents of Active Sodomy, Vladimir Putin, Warlord Extraordinaire etc. etc. is indeed immortal and that the method of His immortality is acquired and not inherent. This was revealed to us in a surprising twist by one of the newspapers of England, a cuntry that usually specializes in Fake News Media, such as the Times, the Indépendante and The Guardians of the Galaxy. However, free press persists in the form of Sunday Sport and they have released a news report just as reliable as any Creation Science.




OK, this is expressed in a relatively vulgar manner. "Spunk" is the English mongrelization of the American word "precious bodily fluids". By translating that word we can now understand that Mr. Putin regularly bathes in the precious bodily fluids of male elephants and this has kept Him sane and strong for centuries, if not millennia. Here he is fighting in the First World Skirmish and the Second one.



Irrefutable proof of the efficacy of this method. The question remains if it is sodomistic, that is homosexually gay, to bathe in the gonadal emissions of elephantine proboscids? Was this innovative invention for immortality initiated by Jesus or Satan? Let us see:

Matthew 15:11
Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man.

Let us assume that Mr. Putin accidentally swallows some of the elephantine excreta during His baths. Based on the Bible, it does not defile him, only if He regurgitates and a man of His stature would hardly do that. The KJV tells us that Jesus must have given Him advice about this treatment. We have also some before-and-after images of Mr. Putin, whose skin becomes smooth and radiant after the ethereal ethers of elephant elixir have caressed his skin.



This case is now closed. Glory!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer