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01-03-2022, 03:36 AM
Hello. I live in Kentucky at the moment. A state I don't recommend. I plan on moving to Maine in 3-4 years. I enjoy knitting as well as reading and writing. I hope to become an author before this new year is out. I also enjoy prepping, something I've found quite useful during the pandemic.
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Re: Hello from kentucky... -
01-03-2022, 04:55 AM
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Hello. I live in Kentucky at the moment. A state I don't recommend. I plan on moving to Maine in 3-4 years. I enjoy knitting as well as reading and writing. I hope to become an author before this new year is out. I also enjoy prepping, something I've found quite useful during the pandemic.
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Hi Shadoe,
Nice to see you here. I only know one person in Kentucky, he likes it there. He is a prepper to some degree. What do you not like about that state?
Knitting and writing sounds cool, I can do neither. What are you writing about?
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: Hello from kentucky... -
01-03-2022, 05:09 AM
Hi there. Ignore the gerbil. What church do you attend? What's your favorite Bible verse? Why do you intend to move from a Godly state like Kentucky to a hellhole that voted for Biden?
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Re: Hello from kentucky... -
01-03-2022, 05:26 AM
Hi.
I dislike kentucky because most people here are very rude and lazy and let their kids do the same. People here say they're Godly, but they drink, make meth, trespass on your property, and gossip about other people all the time. That's just for starters...
I enjoy writing short horror stories. I have two out for submission right now. I have sold articles before but never a short story so I'd be really happy to sell one.
I'm finishing up a book of fiction called 'Timeless Tails.' My first book, which I also hope to sell.
If I can become an author then I could live a anywhere I wanted.
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Re: Hello from kentucky... -
01-03-2022, 05:28 AM
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If I can become an author then I could live a anywhere I wanted.
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Could you in that case automatically live forever in Heaven if you just wanted?
Matthew 7:14
Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.
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01-03-2022, 05:38 AM
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I enjoy writing short horror stories.
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Here's something horrifying. That's what happens to sinners. Welcome to the forum!
Please note that it is crude and gauche to use God's forum to advertise your business.
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Re: Hello from kentucky... -
01-03-2022, 05:39 AM
Welcome to Landover Baptist Church!
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I dislike kentucky because most people here are very rude and lazy and let their kids do the same. People here say they're Godly, but they drink, make meth, trespass on your property, and gossip about other people all the time.
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I'm pleased they are Godly. That is what counts.
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I'm finishing up a book of fiction called 'Timeless Tails.' My first book, which I also hope to sell.
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It sounds like it has potential, if it helps save souls for Christ. How do you envision Timeless Tails will save souls for Christ?
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If I can become an author then I could live a anywhere I wanted.
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Not quite anywhere
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Re: Hello from kentucky... -
01-03-2022, 05:40 AM
Hi,
Because of personal reasons, I'm unable to attend church, but I like to watch the GBN and Post channel a lot and sometimes they have sermons on Sundays that I can watch.
My favorite Bible verse is: Philippans 4:13, I can do all things through him who strengthens me.
Maine is a blue state, yes, but my heart is red.
I dislike kentucky because most people here aren't as Godly as one might think.
99% of the people I've met here are very rude and lazy and teach their kids to be the same. They drink, make meth, trespass on your property, and gossip about everyone and everything. I don't see how Maine could be any worse.
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Re: Hello from kentucky... -
01-03-2022, 05:41 AM
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I'm finishing up a book of fiction called 'Timeless Tails.' My first book, which I also hope to sell.
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A church website is hardly the place to brag about writing pornography.
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Re: Hello from kentucky... -
01-03-2022, 05:44 AM
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Hi.
I dislike kentucky because most people here are very rude and lazy and let their kids do the same. People here say they're Godly, but they drink, make meth, trespass on your property, and gossip about other people all the time. That's just for starters...
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Is that not why all the people in Kentucky have guns? It seems like a quick solution to most of those problems. It would not be for me so I understand your position on that.
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I enjoy writing short horror stories. I have two out for submission right now. I have sold articles before but never a short story so I'd be really happy to sell one.
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Horror stories can be fun to read. I did that as a child: Stephen King was one of my favorites. He is from Maine I believe.
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I'm finishing up a book of fiction called 'Timeless Tails.' My first book, which I also hope to sell.
If I can become an author then I could live a anywhere I wanted.
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You can do that anyway. Just be free.
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: Hello from kentucky... -
01-03-2022, 05:45 AM
If the Lord allows me to live in Heaven if I want to, then I'd say yes.
But since I'm stuck on Earth for the moment, it'd be nice to live in a state that I actually liked.
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Re: Hello from kentucky... -
01-03-2022, 05:57 AM
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If the Lord allows me to live in Heaven if I want to, then I'd say yes.
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Now we're getting somewhere. Do you have any idea what would improve your possibilities to get Jesus Christ allow you to accompany Him for eternity?
Matthew 7:21
Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
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Re: Hello from kentucky... -
01-03-2022, 06:03 AM
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Here's something horrifying. That's what happens to sinners. Welcome to the forum!
Please note that it is crude and gauche to use God's forum to advertise your business.
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But you advertise your rather ominous hotel in your signature ...
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Re: Hello from kentucky... -
01-03-2022, 06:13 AM
Greetings! I do not live in America, but I welcome you on this forum!
I see that you live in the same place where they make fried chicken, that i personally don't like because it looks like plastic (even the taste is similar ).
By the way, you said that you like writing horror stories? Which author is closer to your style? It is pheraps Bram Stoker (the author of Dracula)?
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Re: Hello from kentucky... -
01-03-2022, 11:33 PM
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But you advertise your rather charming motel in your signature ...
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All that I do is in service to God. Timeless Tails doesn't sound like something that glorifies God. I can only presume it's some kind of bestiality erotica, utterly vile. You'd probably like it, if only you knew how to read.
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Re: Hello from kentucky... -
01-04-2022, 03:32 AM
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Please note that it is crude and gauche to use God's forum to advertise your business.
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I wasn't advertising anything. I was asked what I wrote about so I merely replied.
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Re: Hello from kentucky... -
01-04-2022, 03:38 AM
[QUOTE=Dr. Anthony J. Toole;1293291]Welcome to Landover Baptist Church!
I'm pleased they are Godly. That is what counts.
These people are far from Godly. They gossip, lie, are lazy, drink alcohol until they're drunk, etc.
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Re: Hello from kentucky... -
01-04-2022, 03:43 AM
By the way, you said that you like writing horror stories? Which author is closer to your style? It is pheraps Bram Stoker (the author of Dracula)?[/QUOTE]
As much as I love Stephen King, my style is closer to Brian Keene. His book ' Ghoul' was so good I finished it in about three days.
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Re: Hello from kentucky... -
01-04-2022, 03:52 AM
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All that I do is in service to God. Timeless Tails doesn't sound like something that glorifies God. I can only presume it's some kind of bestiality erotica, utterly vile.
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Actually, it's a book containing three stories that take place in different times. (The 1700's, The real time of Elves, and during World War Two.) There's not any bestiality or erotica going on, but each story features either two or three main characters who are either spankers or spankees.
I see a lot of people here think spanking kids and their wives is okay, but I'm sure at least one person here will think it's pornographic-lol!
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Re: Hello from kentucky... -
01-04-2022, 04:00 AM
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...I see a lot of people here think spanking kids and their wives is okay, but I'm sure at least one person here will think it's pornographic...
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They (True Christians™) do it with Biblical justification (verses on request) so okay.
You (not True Christian™) do it so porn.
Easy, huh?
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