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Default 9/11 How do you plan to spend your time - 09-11-2007, 03:39 AM
It is in a few short hours for some of us.

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Default Re: 9/11 How do you plan to spend your time - 09-11-2007, 03:45 AM
I'm going to hold a praise-party to God for killing all those homersexuals in the twin towers and the pentagon..
And for giving us a worldy reason to kill mudslimes. (ie satan-worshipping terrorists)
God is good! Praise!

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Default Re: 9/11 How do you plan to spend your time - 09-11-2007, 03:48 AM
I'm probably going to spend the day the way I spent the other 364 days of the year, either reading, spending time with friends and whatever else I feel like doing.

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Default Re: 9/11 How do you plan to spend your time - 09-11-2007, 03:51 AM
I'm going to the Satan worshipping rock concert "Megadeth" and tell all the long haired hippy cigarette smokers to put their cigarettes out. That should be fun.
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I'm going to hold a praise-party to God for killing all those homersexuals in the twin towers and the pentagon..
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I'm going to the Satan worshipping rock concert "Megadeth" and tell all the long haired hippy cigarette smokers to put their cigarettes out. That should be fun.
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Default Re: 9/11 How do you plan to spend your time - 09-11-2007, 04:38 AM
I'm going to school, then catching the bus home, and doing homework. Maybe I'll visit some friends or my boyfriend later. I think that's also when my new Voltaire and Malice Mizer CDs are coming in the mail, so if that's true, I'll listen to them. I hear my school is having a moment of silence at 9:11 am as well. I'm not sure. But yeah, that's how I'm spending 9/11. Gonna be a pretty boring day.
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I'm going to school, then catching the bus home, and doing homework. Maybe I'll visit some friends or my boyfriend later. I think that's also when my new Voltaire and Malice Mizer CDs are coming in the mail, so if that's true, I'll listen to them. I hear my school is having a moment of silence at 9:11 am as well. I'm not sure. But yeah, that's how I'm spending 9/11. Gonna be a pretty boring day.
Which CDs of theirs did you order? I listen to both Voltaire and Malice Mizer, truly enjoyable bands.

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Default Re: 9/11 How do you plan to spend your time - 09-11-2007, 05:35 AM
In school, just like every other Tuesday.
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Default Re: 9/11 How do you plan to spend your time - 09-11-2007, 08:41 AM
I just noticed about an hour ago that it was September 11th...I'll be doing the usual though, university and all...but it is a bit odd every year once it turns September 11th, now.
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Default Re: 9/11 How do you plan to spend your time - 09-11-2007, 08:56 AM
Pastors, do we want this to continue? This witless banter? Perhaps we should send these kids to Sunday school. They don't belong in the Adult section.

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Default Re: 9/11 How do you plan to spend your time - 09-11-2007, 12:32 PM
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Pastors, do we want this to continue? This witless banter? Perhaps we should send these kids to Sunday school. They don't belong in the Adult section.
It just tears me up inside when I think about the men who are over in Iraq giving their all (men like Brother Trent), defending the freedoms that these homers and gothtards are so busy abusing. If it weren't for our Godly military killing ragheads in the desert, they'd all be speaking Swahili and being forced into gay marriage.

I can't wait to hear their agonizing shrieks from hellfire.

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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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9/11 was a message from God for us to get our act together. Look how much things have improved since then.

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I'm going to Bible Study and then I will go home and do my usual arts and crafts in the afternoon.

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I just noticed about an hour ago that it was September 11th...I'll be doing the usual though, university and all...but it is a bit odd every year once it turns September 11th, now.
They let the mongoloids into university now? Do you need any qualifications, or do you just need to turn up, tell Ward Churchill that you're a vegan who hates Jesus, and they give you a degree?

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Oh, I told you lot yesterday that I wasn't vegan anymore anyways. And yes, I do have 'qualifications' enough to land me over 1000$ from my school (district?) to pay for part of my Uni. Sorry to disappoint, but I don't look a thing like a 'mongoloid' either.

We've got a group called 'Campus For Christ' up here, actually (among the bazillion other clubs there are to cater to nearly everyone)...they were giving out a Creationism book, a Bible, a highlighter...and for some reason a pillowcase. I didn't see the giveaway though (but I want to...I'm going to try and head down early enough if I can), so I'm not sure what the pillowcase was for...might they be planning a witch hunt?
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Default Re: 9/11 How do you plan to spend your time - 09-11-2007, 04:47 PM
Well, my plan is to sleep. But let me tell you what I've been up to.

So I'm hundreds of miles from the Green Zone, on some windswept hill in a totally undisclosed location, and this weird guy comes by. You know crazy cat ladies, with a million cats? Well, this guy is like that, only with a bunch of goats. Why goats, I don't know. Dogs I would understand, but who wants a pet goat? Weird.

So one of these goats comes up to me, turns around, and bends over. I'm not making this up, this freaky goat was like, trying to seduce me.

Well, at first I didn't know what to make of this, until I remembered one of my favorite Bible stories, where Jesus sends demon-possessed pigs over a cliff into the sea. (Mark 5:9 and also Luke 8:30)

So I thought, why not, I'm here in Iraq to defend these people against evil, so I shoulder my M16 and empty two clips into 'em.

The goat-man was very distressed to find his goats were demon possessed. He babbled a lot, the only word I understood was "revenge". Yeah, if all my pets got possessed by demons, I'd want revenge on Satan as well.

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Default Re: 9/11 How do you plan to spend your time - 09-11-2007, 04:51 PM
I'll be reflecting on the heroism, sacrifice and loss that our President faced when Obama Bin Huessein blew up America with weapons of mass destruction that morning. I remember where I was when those terrorist attacks committed by the now Democratic presidential candidate happened- at a downtown Shakeys Pizza in Des Moines. I was having an eye-opener Super-Pizza combo with a Shakeys sized orange soda when my publicist let me know that the Democrats where destroying America. I spent 9 minutes deciding whether to wait for my early morning Pizza to come or to head to the station and heroically deliver a show. Because of my status in the right wing community I, and my pizza, were wisked to a bunker miles below the Earth's surface where I relayed morris code to a stage hand who read it on the air. Some have called me a hero of 9/11, I just like to say that I was doing my job.

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I'll be reflecting on the heroism, sacrifice and loss that our President faced when Obama Bin Huessein blew up America with weapons of mass destruction that morning. I remember where I was when those terrorist attacks committed by the now Democratic presidential candidate happened- at a downtown Shakeys Pizza in Des Moines. I was having an eye-opener Super-Pizza combo with a Shakeys sized orange soda when my publicist let me know that the Democrats where destroying America. I spent 9 minutes deciding whether to wait for my early morning Pizza to come or to head to the station and heroically deliver a show. Because of my status in the right wing community I, and my pizza, were wisked to a bunker miles below the Earth's surface where I relayed morris code to a stage hand who read it on the air. Some have called me a hero of 9/11, I just like to say that I was doing my job.
And a fine job you are doing at that. As for me, i'll spend the day reminding myself that the attack was all Bill Clinton's fault, as he probably paid Mr. Laden to orchestrate it. Clinton & Osama used to chase women together, you know.
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Default Re: 9/11 How do you plan to spend your time - 09-11-2007, 04:59 PM
Busy day for me with Vice President Dick Cheny flying in tonight to Freehold for the 6th Annual 911 Celebration. Fireworks are always a bear with when we do these high security deals.

The kids at Landover Christian Liberty University did a great job on the Twin Towers bonfire.


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