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Default For Thanksgiving, I beat Our Savior into a homeless child! - 11-27-2010, 02:04 AM

Hello Friends!

I don't know about everyone here, but I get so excited whenever I have a chance to spread the Good Word, and witness to someone who has never had the opportunity to hear about God!

While I was walking downtown on Thursday, filled with anticipation of the gathering of the family, the kids having some quiet time with the Bible, as well as some "rowdy" time with a game or two of checkers, the delicious turkey, stuffing and pies that were being made at that very moment, I took a few minutes to count some Blessings.

As I was mulling over my blessings, I noticed a child, perhaps ten years of age, clearly many days since a solid meal, and dressed in cast-off clothing, holding out a cup and helping and elderly blind man beg. I realized that my blessings had not been visited upon him, probably because of the lack of a Godly influence in his life!

The waif looked like no one had taken notice of him, or spoken to him about the Good News of The Lord before, and I instantly felt His Holy Presence fill me like a hostess cupcake. I reached into my coat pocket for my portable King James Bible, and started Witnessing! After ten or twenty passages, mostly off the top of my head, I thought The Lord would guide me in choosing some especially appropriate passages that might crack this child's atheist shell.

Lo! My finger came to rest on Proverbs 22! Clearly God led both of us on this path, to meet here!

I read:

Proverbs 22:15
Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him.


and then,

Proverbs 23:13
Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.


And then, I flipped to:

Proverbs 29:15
The rod and reproof give wisdom: but a child left to himself bringeth his mother to shame.


My next steps, unmistakably guided by God, could not be wrong. I don't usually carry heavy items around, but I had picked up a pair of very heavy Barbecue tongs to get ready for next summer. I retrieved these, and with all The Lord's might and the weight of Scripture behind me, I laid into this kid for all I was worth. The demons in him were causing him to try to get away, but he was pretty much backed into a corner and could not escape. I swear I just about heard Angelic singing as I was hitting him, and quoting Scripture with my strongest, most commanding voice. The blind man was doing a lot of shouting, but I was too wrapped up in God's Work to really understand what he was saying.

After only a minute or so of this, the boy held his hands in the air, and was shouting "Jesus! Jesus Christ! Oh Jesus!" At that point, I knew he had seen the light! Praise the Lord, another Soul Saved! I put my hand on his bloody head, and as he went to his knees, I went to mine, and said a quick prayer. I got up to go, as several sirens were getting louder, and I have no wish to be caught up in any shenanigans with criminals, so as he slumped to the ground in a Holy Fervor, I departed, with a huge smile on my face, and God's Grace in my heart.

My Friends, Blessed are we that can bring light into an otherwise miserable existence.

Yours, in HIS Name!


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Default Re: For Thanksgiving, I beat Our Savior into a homeless child! - 11-27-2010, 02:24 AM

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After only a minute or so of this, the boy held his hands in the air, and was shouting "Jesus! Jesus Christ! Oh Jesus!" At that point, I knew he had seen the light! Praise the Lord, another Soul Saved! I put my hand on his bloody head, and as he went to his knees, I went to mine, and said a quick prayer. I got up to go, as several sirens were getting louder, and I have no wish to be caught up in any shenanigans with criminals, so as he slumped to the ground in a Holy Fervor, I departed, with a huge smile on my face, and God's Grace in my heart.
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Default Re: For Thanksgiving, I beat Our Savior into a homeless child! - 11-27-2010, 02:29 AM

Maybe now he'll realize that if he loved Jesus, he wouldn't be homeless. And vice-verse.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: For Thanksgiving, I beat Our Savior into a homeless child! - 11-27-2010, 11:56 AM

Absolutely right Pastor Zeke! My Barbecue tongs are absolutely ruined. And as I didn't warm up properly, i had to ice my shoulder and arm all day!

Still, it was worth it. I'd happily give away mere possessions in order to pread the Word.


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Default Re: For Thanksgiving, I beat Our Savior into a homeless child! - 11-27-2010, 03:04 PM

What a touching story, Brother LHM.

I firmly believe that child will go through life and will never forget his encounter with you.

I'm sure he related every detail to the officials that arrived after you left. I admire the sense of modesty that made you move on before they arrived.

We True Christians™ often toil in anonymity and don't take foolish pride in our accomplishments. Bless you, Brother.


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Default Re: For Thanksgiving, I beat Our Savior into a homeless child! - 11-27-2010, 03:20 PM

I know how the Holy Spirit can overwhelm us Brother, We often pay the price with sore muscles the next day but that is a small price to pay when it comes to saving souls.




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28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Default Re: For Thanksgiving, I beat Our Savior into a homeless child! - 11-27-2010, 06:27 PM

Praise and Glory!

If anybody wonders how Christianity improves people's lives, they need not look further than this GODly rags-to-spiritual-riches story!

This boy will very likely grow up to be a powerful missionary crusader who will write many books about his miraculous conversion on Thanksgiving day!



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Angry Re: For Thanksgiving, I beat Our Savior into a homeless child! - 11-27-2010, 06:43 PM

You. Beat. Up. A. Child.
Feel strong now, big man?


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Default Re: For Thanksgiving, I beat Our Savior into a homeless child! - 11-27-2010, 07:12 PM

Once we have inevitably returned to Gods Law as revealed to Abraham, Upitty Negresses such as yourself will return to subservient positions as dictated by our Lord.

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"Chasten thy son while there is hope, and let not thy soul spare for his crying."
Proverbs 19:18

"He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes." Proverbs 13:24

Brother LHM was witnessing to this poor heathen child in a Biblically-approved, True Christian™ loving way.

What sounds worse to you, beating a child or sitting idly by while the homeless trash chooses to get sent to Hell?


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Feel strong now, big man?
I did not, as you say, "beat up a child." Where on earth did you get that idea? I brought the Lord and Savior into a young child's LIFE! Don't you even get how momentous an occasion that is?

Sure, concussion and loose teeth can be a side effect, but it's nothing compared to an Eternal Reward.


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Default Re: For Thanksgiving, I beat Our Savior into a homeless child! - 11-28-2010, 06:39 PM

Sadly, tragically, Brother LHM, darkies like her have no common sense and can't tell the difference between a child being brought to the Lord versus being beaten up by their pimps.


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Default Re: For Thanksgiving, I beat Our Savior into a homeless child! - 11-29-2010, 12:59 AM

The child is more likely to listen, if you, say, give them some food and tell them about your false god than if you beat them with barbecue tongs.


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Default Re: For Thanksgiving, I beat Our Savior into a homeless child! - 11-29-2010, 01:19 AM

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Default Re: For Thanksgiving, I beat Our Savior into a homeless child! - 11-29-2010, 01:31 AM

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The child is more likely to listen, if you, say, give them some food and tell them about your false god than if you beat them with barbecue tongs.
Why would you give a Godless bum food before you have corrected it's Satanic ways? The child would have been shown that he can be rewarded for no reason at all, thus taking another step towards being your neighbor in the lake of fire!


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Default Re: For Thanksgiving, I beat Our Savior into a homeless child! - 11-29-2010, 02:26 AM

I'm just saying that it's a proven fact that children listen and understand better when they're not hungry.


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Default Re: For Thanksgiving, I beat Our Savior into a homeless child! - 11-29-2010, 03:24 AM

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I'm just saying that it's a proven fact that children listen and understand better when they're not hungry.
When there is hunger in their bellies their hearts and minds will follow. The problem with you Nigras is somebody is always giving you a hand out.

Matthew 7:7: Ask, and it will be given you; seek, and you will find; knock, and it will be opened to you. For every one who asks receives, and he who seeks finds, and to him who knocks it will be opened. Or what man of you, if his son asks him for bread, will give him a stone? Or if he asks for a fish, will give him a serpent? If you then, who are evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more will your Father who is in heaven give good things to those who ask him!

If that Godless take were a True Christian all he would have to do is ask Jesus.

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Default Re: For Thanksgiving, I beat Our Savior into a homeless child! - 11-29-2010, 05:58 AM

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I'm just saying that it's a proven fact that children listen and understand better when they're not hungry.
On the contrary. A hungry child will listen to the Good News about Jesus with rapt attention.

I can't imagine what a pervert like you feeds the kids you capture...


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Default Re: For Thanksgiving, I beat Our Savior into a homeless child! - 12-05-2010, 05:28 PM

Keep telling yourself that. Maybe I'll actually turn into a pervert; that would just make your day, wouldn't it, seeing as you don't care a bit about children.


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Default Re: For Thanksgiving, I beat Our Savior into a homeless child! - 12-05-2010, 05:44 PM

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Keep telling yourself that. Maybe I'll actually turn into a pervert; that would just make your day, wouldn't it, seeing as you don't care a bit about children.
Filling a childs Godless belly with your "jerk chicken", will do NOTHING to save him from damnation, and child perversion just shows that you are a Godless whore of satan
 

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