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Re: What is a "boob job" and why did Sarah Palin get one? -
11-01-2010, 09:43 PM
JESUS gives Boob Jobs.
I bet she prayed for bigger boobs.
JESUS wants to make sure HIS children are happy and for whatever reason Sister Palin believes that bigger ta ta's will make her happy or help her GODLY political career.
I'm sure she just prayed for them.
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Re: What is a "boob job" and why did Sarah Palin get one? -
11-02-2010, 12:18 AM
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Erhm...i think i do though. Try searching boob job on the internet, you will see what it is, but be aware, there may be some pretty disturbing images, that i don't think you will like...
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I did. I will not be posting any links. Local service providers all featured the word reduction in their material, a critical word in this context I thought and one which was conspicuous in your post by its absence.
@ Felicity here is another picture of a drongo.
It is a similar colour to sister Talitha's lovely photo of that booby. I think a "booby" and a "drongo" are probably the same thing.
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Re: What is a "boob job" and why did Sarah Palin get one? -
11-02-2010, 02:42 AM
Come to think of it, with Trig, Sarah Palin DID get a job for her boobs. Milk dispenser!
(Or is Trig the boob?)
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Re: What is a "boob job" and why did Sarah Palin get one? -
11-02-2010, 04:23 AM
A Booby Hatch is a covering over a small hatchway on a ship. Maybe Sarah Palin needed some extra cash and took on a job that required her pass things in and out of the Booby Hatch. Hence she had a boob job.
Some sailors with a boob job
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: What is a "boob job" and why did Sarah Palin get one? -
11-03-2010, 06:49 PM
Why do females want to have big boobs? Men don't care so why do it?
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Re: What is a "boob job" and why did Sarah Palin get one? -
11-03-2010, 09:13 PM
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Originally Posted by James Dewitt
Why do females want to have big boobs? Men don't care so why do it?
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I hate my breasts. They get in the way when I am washing dishes. Breasts are part of the reason women are so clumsy. Part of the reason.
(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)
Edit: But I realize that I deserve to suffer this grotesque deformity, because of Eve's sin.
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But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
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Re: What is a "boob job" and why did Sarah Palin get one? -
11-03-2010, 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted by James Dewitt
Why do females want to have big boobs? Men don't care so why do it?
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They surely MUST think men want big boobs, Brother.
After all, if women wanted big boobs, Officer Richards would surely have married long before he did.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
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Re: What is a "boob job" and why did Sarah Palin get one? -
11-03-2010, 10:58 PM
There was a time in my life before I found Jesus. It was a time of which I am not proud. I did things and learned things that I am ashamed to admit. But I know only by talking about those times and admitting my sins, can I trully find salvation. For what I am about to say, I apologise for in advance, I sincerely promise, I dont wish to offend, merely to demonstrate the depths I had once sank, by knowing not only the number of the beast but also the numbers of temptation.
Did anyone notice, if you write BOOBS upsidedown it reads 58008?
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Re: What is a "boob job" and why did Sarah Palin get one? -
11-04-2010, 05:54 AM
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Did anyone notice, if you write BOOBS upsidedown it reads 58008?
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If that were true, why does it not read, 80082 rightside up???
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Re: What is a "boob job" and why did Sarah Palin get one? -
11-11-2010, 02:12 AM
Hello Ladies of Landover!!
While it has been awhile since I have posted. I think we can certainly blame Sister Sarah for all this nonsense. I have seen some of the things she wears on TV and it is shocking. Skirts above here knees, low cut blouses, way too much makeup. She is starting to dress like that tramp Dolly Parton! I guess her whore daughter also thinks this type of dress is acceptable as well, I think she is ruined anyway. I think that Sister Sarah is starting to stray from the Lord. Where is her husband at, and how does she get out of the house dressed like that? We all agree that any other woman would be stoned for this. I think the Ladies of Landover should start to pray for Sister Sarah and Todd! This used to be a fine Christian family that is being corrupted by the leftist homers of the world.
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Re: What is a "boob job" and why did Sarah Palin get one? -
12-14-2010, 06:09 PM
i explain it for you
a boob job is when you make love with a mens fallus and your boobs
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Re: What is a "boob job" and why did Sarah Palin get one? -
12-14-2010, 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Davion
i explain it for you
a boob job is when you make love with a mens fallus and your boobs
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That is disgusting. Pervert!
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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