I wanted to reach out to my dear, congenial friends at this most precious time of year to whisper a kind "Praise the Lord" in your ear and to inform you of developments in my life since I last visited.
1. I was named Entrepreneur of the Year by the Dallas/Ft. Worth Ladies Business League for the 3rd time in a row this past summer.
2. I relocated to Texas to open several new pie shops. I am not happy here and I plan to move shortly.
3. I assure you that the scandal which may have reached Freehold news was NOT true: I did not have an affair with Barack Obama. However, I was subjected to a grab by Donald Trump in 2015.
I miss all of you so very much. I'd return to Freehold in a heartbeat!
PS: Gentlemen: I remain unwed and available
My purity is as intact as it was when I last communicated here.
1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
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