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Re: What's your menstra hut like -
03-29-2012, 07:05 AM
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So you're gypsies then?
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You make me sick. Who will Jesus damn? It will be you. Why? Because of the ridiculous hate you have towards gays. What is so wrong with being gay? Would you rather us not LOVE? Seriously, dude, you need to get your priorities straightened out. God loves ALL of his children, whether gay, straight, or bisexual. He doesn't care. Would you like to know why? Because he MADE us all the way he wanted us to be. We were all made in his image. So, shut up for once in your life. If you're really a pastor, you would speak to people the way you do. You would speak lovingly towards all people instead of being an insufferable dickwad. So, to you, I say keep living the way you do. You will be the one who ends up damned to hell for all eternity when you die. Me and the gays? Well, let's just say we'll be looking down on you, laughing, because we know how to ACCEPT people for who they are and love them no matter what. Congrats
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03-29-2012, 07:22 AM
Were you there when those naked negroes were dancing around in Delco last week. Upper Darby is a God-forsaken place with institutions like Monsignor Boner High School (which the diocese finally closed as part of its ongoing attempt to rid Philthidelphia of pederasty). Did you know that Todd Rundgren is from Delco? He immortalized himself by singing a song about getting drunk and banging drums instead of getting a real job. And he's white (albeit scandinavian).
Back to your comments about the curse. You'd be out and out prevaricating if you said women didn't absolutely stink when their sanitary napkins overflowed with clam like discharge. I have seen dogs chase menstruating women all the while yipping and inhaling the stench of uncleanliness. Call yourself "Dove" but I have never found a soap that could overcome that odor. You should have named yourself after a fish instead of a bird.
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03-29-2012, 07:31 AM
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Were you there when those naked negroes were dancing around in Delco last week. Upper Darby is a God-forsaken place with institutions like Monsignor Boner High School (which the diocese finally closed as part of its ongoing attempt to rid Philthidelphia of pederasty). Did you know that Todd Rundgren is from Delco? He immortalized himself by singing a song about getting drunk and banging drums instead of getting a real job. And he's white (albeit scandinavian).
Back to your comments about the curse. You'd be out and out prevaricating if you said women didn't absolutely stink when their sanitary napkins overflowed with clam like discharge. I have seen dogs chase menstruating women all the while yipping and inhaling the stench of uncleanliness. Call yourself "Dove" but I have never found a soap that could overcome that odor. You should have named yourself after a fish instead of a bird.
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HA! That's funny, because last time I checked, Monsignor Bonner AND Archbishop Prendergast are still open So you can suck it! They're wonderful schools But anywho, so a few people made some mistakes. Big freaking deal! Like you're perfect? I doubt it. If you were, you wouldn't be insulting me, them, or my school, thank you very much.
And about my comment about the curse? What the hell? What curse? Have a PERIOD is not a curse. It's a medical necessity in order to bear children. It's necessary to clean out the uterus after a woman had ovulated and the body recognizes that it is not pregnant ._.
And so what if it stinks? It happens. That's why we shower. To stay CLEAN. And I named myself after a dove because they are lovely birds. I did contemplate naming myself after a fish because they are so damned cute, but I changed my mind Thanks for the idea, though. Whatever. You'll get to burn in hell, too, for hating people when you're supposed to be loving <3
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03-29-2012, 08:12 AM
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And about my comment about the curse? What the hell? What curse? Have a PERIOD is not a curse. It's a medical necessity in order to bear children. It's necessary to clean out the uterus after a woman had ovulated and the body recognizes that it is not pregnant ._.
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According to God's Holy Word, it makes you unclean.
Leviticus 18:19 Also you shall not approach to a woman to uncover her nakedness, as long as she is put apart for her uncleanness.
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You'll get to burn in hell, too, for hating people when you're supposed to be loving <3
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My goodness! Someone appears to be riding Satan's little cotton finger. What a bitch.
What makes it okay for you to judge us and tell us that we're going to hell?
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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03-29-2012, 08:51 AM
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If you were, you wouldn't be insulting me, them, or my school, thank you very much.
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So you're a mackerel snatcher to boot! No wonder you think fish are cute.
I can only affirm that even I am no daisy during that time of the month. Out of respect for my friends and coworkers, I attempt to closet myself and pretty much live on take out chinese. The little yellow guy who delivers reeks of kimchi so he doesn't even notice.
The other ladies of Landover have similar ways of coping. For your own edification, I suggest you read this:
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0999/cotton.html
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03-29-2012, 09:44 AM
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I just have to say that a woman on her period is not "unclean". It is a natural thing that God created the woman to have. It's not dirty. So, a woman should not have to "go somewhere else" for 7 or so days to be away from her husband. I find that absolutely ridiculous and old-fashioned. And yes, I purposely made an account so that I could give my two cents on the matter because I find this whole thread to be ridiculous.
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You went and made an account just to tell us you disagree with us about the correct interpretation of GODS WORD??? I was going to ask you if you had even read it, until I saw that you were catholic. I know that catholics aren't allowed to read the BIBLE and that you don't have the REAL BIBLE, the KJV 1611 anyway, so no wonder you are confused!!!
Try getting a copy of the REAL BIBLE and read it, cover to cover. We believe the BIBLE to be the real, true, literal WORD OF GOD and we follow it because of that, just as anyone who loves the LORD would do. I know thats a strange idea to catholics, but I don't expect any different from a man made romanism religion that kills CHRIST every time it has church.
Having the world love us and agree with us is not something we expect!!!! THE WORD tells us that the world will despise us. If you had ever been to a real church that doesn't get you full of JESUS cookies and Thunderbird you would know that.
Please come to JESUS! Give your heart to HIM and confess these worldly sins of pride that you have. HE wants you! HE died for you! Stop being hateful toward HIM and REPENT!!!!
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03-29-2012, 09:53 AM
Oh wow! Finally a place that women can gather and share what each others experiences are like during their unclean time. It's so interesting to see how different and unique it is for each woman! And also how much it has changed throughout time...
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03-29-2012, 10:06 AM
I couldn't agree more, now if only my other half would let me use a camera. Sadly I'm forbidden, so I can not post a picture on here, but I shall search.
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03-29-2012, 10:10 AM
Oh I'm sure you can find a similar picture somewhere on this internet, dear! You should be thankful that I allow you to use the internet to spread HIS word. I'd love for you to find more women to swap recipes with!
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03-29-2012, 10:22 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...0/0c/Igloo.jpg
I know it seems odd, but I've always loved igloos, I convinced my partner to get me an igloo but sadly it's plastic not ice.
Though it's a little Cramped inside.
This is the closest I could find to it.
I'm told the smaller opening is to keep my uncleanliness contained.
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03-29-2012, 10:31 AM
That's absolutely true, my love! And how could I deny your request for the menstra hut of your dreams when you're modestly and rightfully hiding your uncleanliness from the world. I only wish that I could remain secluded in mine as well until the end of my menses. Unfortunately, Mr. Mort Rosenstein can't watch Isiah on Saturdays.
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03-29-2012, 10:39 AM
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That's absolutely true, my love! And how could I deny your request for the menstra hut of your dreams when you're modestly and rightfully hiding your uncleanliness from the world. I only wish that I could remain secluded in mine as well until the end of my menses. Unfortunately, Mr. Mort Rosenstein can't watch Isiah on Saturdays.
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We are a CHRISTIAN forum, and this is not the place for the gays!!! You need to get down on your knees and pray to JESUS to deliver you from that unclean and athiestic lifestyle and to forgive you for your sins!
If you get your jollies by coming here to rub your lezziness in our faces, then you are just sicker than you would normally be. Mocking GOD is dangerous and you need to have a good healthy dose of fear of the LORD!!!!
GOD will not be mocked, and CHRISTIANS are not to be mocked either. I hope you soon feel his righteous wrath. You need to get SAVED now, before GOD punishes you by giving you AIDS from that lifestyle that you are in!!!!!
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03-29-2012, 10:43 AM
To be specific, you are a baptist forum. Many sects of christianity do accept gays and lesbians.
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03-29-2012, 10:45 AM
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To be specific, you are a baptist forum. Many sects of christianity do accept gays and lesbians.
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REAL CHRISTIANITY does not! Have you never read the BIBLE??? If you have and you believe that GOD says it's OK to be a gay, then you didn't read HIS BIBLE, the KJV 1611!!!!
I will pray for you to come out of this lifestyle and to choose GOD over sin!!!
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03-29-2012, 11:00 AM
I honestly appreciate the gesture of praying for me or for anyone else. That shows a legitimate desire to help others, which is good. And what's more is that I am sure that you really do think that you're doing the right thing. I would never stand in the way of you reaching for what you believe in.
However, I'm going to voice my opinion. I am not trying to flame or troll anyone but I'm sure that it will be assumed as such. But as you are entitled to your opinions and beliefs, as am I.
I used to be very Christian. And yes, I did read the bible. I believed that if I prayed and was a good person, that good things would come to me. But my mom died when I was 15 and my dad died when I was 21. I don't think that any loving and caring deity would honestly let the amount of awful things that have happened to me, happen to anyone. No one deserves what I've been though. So rather than whine and cry to an omnipotent force, I switched myself to something real. Something that's all around me. I believe that above all else, we are our own saviors and the energy of everything around is fuels that engine.
So call me a satan worshiper or a witch. Whatever. My sole reason for even taking the time out of my day to say any of this to any of you was to make you pause for even a moment and consider the possibility that other belief systems work for other people.
And if people chose to be gay, let them. Even if that does mean that they get sent to hell to have boiling vitriol dripped into their eye sockets for all of eternity. Maybe the love they feel for that other person is worth an afterlife of damnation.
That's not my place to judge. And it's not yours either.
So you go on believing in what makes you feel complete and happy, and I'll keep on believe in the energy of the earth and every living thing around me.
Blessed Be and Merry Meet to all. <3
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03-29-2012, 11:05 AM
I think what she's trying to say, is people have a RIGHT to go to Hell if they so choose.
I mean if everyone went to Heaven it wouldn't me special, it'd be ordinary, it'd have no reason to exist.
There is no good without evil.
G-d without Satan in this case.
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03-29-2012, 11:07 AM
Get thee behind me satan!!!
It is my place to judge, because I am a CHRISTIAN and only CHRISTIANS have the WORD to go by!!!!!
Whining to GOD wouldn't have done you any good anyway, because you weren't a true CHRISTIAN and that's why those bad things happened to you.
The spirit of the enemy is in you. That's why you came here to try and upset us with your in your face lezziness!!!! I will continue to pray that you see the light and I'll pray for your so called "girl friend" too, although that's more like a girl fiend to my way of thinking!!!!!
Repent and give yourself to GOD and live right!! There is a thread here on this section by a boy who is an ex gay. Maybe you should talk to him and see if he can help you convert.
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03-29-2012, 11:17 AM
Being Christian does not give you the right to judge any more than being Pagan gives me the right to. My "so-called girl fiend" (by the way, very witty) is actually male. I'm not gay.
And you know what? I don't care what you think. All I'm saying is that you might want to consider being a little more tolerant. You'll catch more flies with honey than vinegar and if you were ever kind to me, I would gladly listen.
But if I am wrong and I end up in hell and you in Heaven, I'll be glad that we do not have to share a plane of existence.
However, if the tables are turned, I will not laugh at you from the Summerland because you did what you believed wholeheartedly in, and I respect that.
And by the way, I'll pray for you too.
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03-29-2012, 11:50 AM
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Being Christian does not give you the right to judge any more than being Pagan gives me the right to. My "so-called girl fiend" (by the way, very witty) is actually male. I'm not gay.
And you know what? I don't care what you think. All I'm saying is that you might want to consider being a little more tolerant. You'll catch more flies with honey than vinegar and if you were ever kind to me, I would gladly listen.
But if I am wrong and I end up in hell and you in Heaven, I'll be glad that we do not have to share a plane of existence.
However, if the tables are turned, I will not laugh at you from the Summerland because you did what you believed wholeheartedly in, and I respect that.
And by the way, I'll pray for you too.
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It most certainly does give me the right. GOD has given us the gift of discernment and HE wants us to use it! I am warning you for your own souls sake, and for your girlfriends souls sake. PLEASE turn to JESUS and get SAVED now!!!!!
You have obviously been so brainwashed by all those new age ideas that you aren't even comprehending what eternity really is. There will be no way to REPENT once you are cast into the LAKE OF FIRE, so now is the time to do it!!!
Please repent and give your heart and mind to JESUS!
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Re: What's your menstra hut like -
03-29-2012, 11:56 AM
Pssst.
Gay sex is older than Jesus.
Ancient Greece.
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