[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Just as the magic-underwear-wearing LSD cult decided in 1978 that God had changed His mind about Negroes, they have now decided that God has changed His mind about caffeinated soft drinks.

From The Washington Compost:

It’s Official: Coke and Pepsi are OK for Mormons

SALT LAKE CITY — Maybe now, reporters, bloggers, outsiders and even many Mormons will accept that the Utah-based Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints does not forbid drinking cola.

On Wednesday (Aug. 29), the LDS church posted a statement on its website saying that “the church does not prohibit the use of caffeine” and that the faith’s health-code reference to “hot drinks” ‘’does not go beyond (tea and coffee).”

A day later, the website wording was slightly softened, saying only that “the church revelation spelling out health practices ... does not mention the use of caffeine.”

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That view was magnified when the late LDS church President Gordon B. Hinckley offhandedly told “60 Minutes” that Mormons avoid caffeine. Several earlier LDS leaders, including apostle Bruce R. McConkie, considered imbibing Coke as a violation of the “spirit” of the Word of Wisdom.

God as reimagined by Mormons is certainly indecisive. Maybe the LSD cultists should try worshiping the One True God instead.

[Cranky Old Man]

I wonder once they change their mind on how many women a man can marry, how they are going to determine which wive can stay and which wives have to go. I hope they realize they will have to properly stone all those ex-wives.

Deuteronomy 22:23-24 "If a damsel that is a virgin be betrothed unto an husband, and a man find her in the city, and lie with her; Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die; the damsel, because she cried not, being in the city; and the man, because he hath humbled his neighbour's wife: so thou shalt put away evil from among you."