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Default Re: Masturbation - 03-17-2007, 03:30 PM

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At least dignify an intelligent point with an intelligent answer. In response to the 'women drivers are better' criticism, all you need to do is call up an insurance company, stating that you are a man and asking for a quote, then call up the same company, saying that you are a woman and looking for a quote, i am sure that the difference between the two replies will more than prove my point
Are you trying to lead Brother Davidson down the slippery path towards transvestitism and gender confusion? Friends, Satan is as slippery as an eel and as tricksy as a Jew, and I think we'd best be on our guards here.
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Also, i am also certain you are not aware of this but, marilyn manson, the antichrist, had a father who was affected by agent orange during the vietnam war, this could of course have had many unknown effects on any offspring he may have had (namely, marilyn) Are you know advocating the rise of the antichrist mr O'Hanly?
Manson is, at best, a second-rate antichrist impersonator. When you can prove that Agent Orange played a significant role in the rise of the Catholic "church", then you'll have a point.
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This is a quote from wikipedia on the subject, pretty convincing evidence?

Agent Orange, given its name from the 55 US gallon orange-striped barrels it was shipped in, is a roughly 1:1 mixture of two phenoxy herbicides in ester form, 2,4-dichlorophenoxyacetic acid (2,4-D) and 2,4,5-trichlorophenoxyacetic acid (2,4,5-T). These herbicides were developed during the 1940s by independent teams in England and the United States for use in controlling broad-leaf plants.

It was later learned that a dioxin, 2,3,7,8-tetrachlorodibenzo-para-dioxin (TCDD), is produced as a byproduct of the manufacture of 2,4,5-T, and was thus present in any of the herbicides that used it. The National Toxicology Program has classified TCDD to be a human carcinogen, frequently associated with soft-tissue sarcoma, Non-Hodgkin's lymphoma, Hodgkin's disease and chronic lymphocytic leukemia (CLL). 2,4,5-T has since been banned for use in the US and many other countries

As for the belief that most of America is behind you, i believe that most of America would rather forget the horrific defeat than glorify the destruction of their own soldiers.
No, that's not actually convincing evidence at all. No-one was denying that Agent Orange does horrible things to people, we were just debating whether it was ever actually dropped on important people, and not just gooks. That quote did nothing to support your argument.
And if "most of America would rather forget the horrific defeat than glorify the destruction of their own soldiers", are we to understand that you would prefer to glorify the destruction of Godly American soldiers?
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I am too tired to formulate a long answer filled with all the reasons why you are a naive people who do nothing but follow the path to rightousness. However, i leave you with a thought. In Auschwitz during the 2nd world war, jews were divided into 2 groups, one group would take path A, they were told that this led to the concentration (work) camp (which was true) The other group would follow path B, which led to 'the shower blocks' (or birkenau as it is now more often known) and certain death. If this situation was translated into present day life, what group do you think you would be in? Would you be absent-mindedly following each other down a path to certain death? Probably.
As has already been pointed out, accusing us of "doing nothing but following the path to righteousness" isn't really an insult. At all. It's possibly the first correct thing you've said since you arrived here, but it's not an insult. And as for your analogy - what group do you think you'd be in? The answer, of course, is whatever group you were assigned to - there is no evidence that the Nazis actually gave people a choice as to where they were sent, and so your analogy serves no purpose whatsoever, other than to illustrate the fact that you are incapable of arguing coherently.
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Faith is good. It is what people cling to in times of hardship, however, when a people such as you stumble blindly onto the stage of life (Gods hand probably slipped) and begin preaching the words (well actually every single word) of the bible, that is when faith becomes a joke. I am from England, your homeland (although of course like good Americans you insist on calling English American and then defiling it with spelling errors) and please permit me to tell you that you are a joke. Everything you support is laughable to us. You have managed to pollute your faith in such an irredemable way that christianity is now seen as the laughing stock of the global faiths.
You are aware who our Prime Minister takes his marching orders from, don't you? The fact that our foreign policy is dictated by an American fundamentalist Christian who goes by the name of George W. Bush? But of course, Blair also obeys an authority even higher than Bush - God. Blair asked Jesus whether to invade Iraq, and He said "yes." Some laughing stock. If that's a joke, I don't think it's very funny. If there are some limp-wristed English queers who think Christianity's a joke, it's only because the sissies are too scared to make fun of Moo-Ham-Head for fear of being torn limb from limb by the mobs of crazed hippy punks surrounding the Danish embassy.
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What do you think is going to happen? God will descend from the heavens and smite your enemies? Somehow i doubt it my friends, I look around me and i see wars and hunger and depression and misery and above all people like you, the perpetrators of such atrocities and i realise that god left this world a long time ago. And in the end, will it be god that finds a cure for aids? No, it will be scientists, will it be god who cancels third worls debt?
Wars, hunger, depression, misery, AIDS and third world debt will all be brought to an end when JESUS returns to earth to slaughter all the non-Christian rabble such as yourself and your beloved spear-chucker friends. So He has promised us.


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Default Re: Masturbation - 03-18-2007, 08:35 PM

meh, at least hell will be warm
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Default Re: Masturbation - 03-18-2007, 09:10 PM

That it will be, friend, that it will be. I suggest that you prepare for an eternity of sitting aboard Satan's tallywhacker, being burnt to a crisp in a way that an irishman aboard a raft on a lake in August can only imagine and shudder at the thought of. Imagine your sunburnt heinie being forced to accept Satan's engorged man-bits, and you can see only 1/1000% of a percent, if that, of the pain that you will endure for eternity. I suggest you re-think your choice before it's too late. Jesus is due any day now!


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Default Re: Masturbation - 04-08-2007, 04:33 PM

I've heard a lot about that recently. We are in the last days and so forth, can you tell me, without calling me a homer or a lesbian, what proof you have to support this claim.....and just saying "the bible says it" is not proof, either quote it or go away.
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Default Re: Masturbation - 04-08-2007, 04:44 PM

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I've heard a lot about that recently. We are in the last days and so forth, can you tell me, without calling me a homer or a lesbian, what proof you have to support this claim.....and just saying "the bible says it" is not proof, either quote it or go away.
How could anyone know this is the last days without the Bible?
Silly scientists, for all their witchcraft, can't even say what will happen the next second!

But I'll tell you.. The Holy KJV1611 Bible tells us of things that will be common in the last days.
And the signs the Bible tells us about are EVERYWHERE, thus we know that the Apocalypse is soon upon all you unbelievers.

This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come.
For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy,
Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good,
Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God;
Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away.
2 Timothy 3:1-5

So repent and turn to God, unbeliever, because the END IS NEAR!


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A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Default Re: Masturbation - 04-08-2007, 04:47 PM

so, has satan set a date? I want to know if there is any point in doing my english homework..............
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Default Re: Masturbation - 04-08-2007, 04:51 PM

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so, has satan set a date? I want to know if there is any point in doing my english homework..............
Satan is powerless to set a date, nor to start/stop it.
You put way too much faith in your dark lord.

Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away.
But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.
Matthew 24:35-36


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Default Re: Masturbation - 04-08-2007, 04:56 PM

if satan is so powerless..........why are we all running around like headless chickens at the thought that he will rise from the nearest volcanoe and subject us to an eternity of torture. Surely no-one is scared of a being that possess no power.
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so, has satan set a date? I want to know if there is any point in doing my english homework..............
Another mocking sinner come to spit in the face of Christ and His chosen True Christian followers.

There is no set date friend, nobody knows. All you can do is be prepared as Jesus has told us...

2 Peter 3:10
But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.


So, it's really your choice; as we all know Jesus has given you free choice to follow Him or burn in hell. If you want Jesus to find you interfering with your choo-choo as you watch jap anime that's up to you. Personally I'd be a little embarrassed.
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if satan is so powerless..........
Are you really this stupid? Or are you just pretending?
I didn't say he was totally powerless, I only said that he is powerless next to God.
He cannot stop God's plans, even if he tries.

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why are we all running around like headless chickens at the thought that he will rise from the nearest volcanoe and subject us to an eternity of torture. Surely no-one is scared of a being that possess no power.
We're not scared of satan in the least, as we have Jesus on your side.
You don't however, and as such, Jesus will throw you to satan in hell when you die, leaving you at his mercy.
We need not fear such a fate, you should however.


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A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Default Re: Masturbation - 04-08-2007, 05:25 PM

i'll send you a postcard when i get there......if i'm not being roasted alive and slowly skinned while salt is rubbed on the raw open sores of my body while every demon in hell sodomizes me...

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