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Jesus Happy Birthday, Jesus Christ! - 12-25-2022, 03:40 AM

My Savior™. Happy Birthday. You must have been very busy doing your work, smiting sinners, inciting wars, crying after watching sodomistic acts on prime-time television. But as one of your loyal followers, I offer you today my sincerest thoughts and prayers!



John 3:6
That which is born of the flesh is flesh; and that which is born of the Spirit is spirit.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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Cross Re: Happy Birthday, Jesus Christ! - 12-25-2022, 12:58 PM

My favorite day where we celebrate the immaculate birth of baby Jesus™ and spend the day fervently converting heathens.
Fun for all when we burst in to the home of a naysayer, KJV Bibles in hand and corner each person there with a emotionally charged barrage of passages and degrading statements how they are going to go to Hell!!
The most hap-happiest time of the year!

I leave this at every place setting. Please feel free to copy and use. Note: Do Note Use the copier in the Church office for this. Miss Cookie will get quite upset.
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Dear Godmocker,

Thank you for taking the time to crawl out from whichever rock you live under to come to our forum and belittle us and spread lies about us because we dare to stand up for Jesus. If you had ever opened a Bible, you would know that we are blessed because of your persecution (Mt 5:10-11), so I thank you for that.

I would also like to thank the Lord Jesus that I don't live in a police state like Germany where the police can come and shut down any website that the government disagrees with. God bless the USA!


There is no racism here, friend, and making such false accusations is a violation one of the ten commandments. I hope you enjoy your time in Hell, Mary-worshiper.

Neither is anyone here ignorant, nor shortsighted. We have our eyes on eternity, friend. What are your eyes on?

We don't hate anyone, either. We love sinners, and that's why we preach the word to them. People can't get saved if they don't recognize that they need to get saved.

God's Plan of Salvation is to:
1. Recognize and admit that you are a sinner (Rom 3:23,Rom 5:12,1 John 5:10).
2. Repent of sin (Lk 13:5,Acts 17:30).
3. Believe that Jesus died for your sins and was resurrected (John 3:16,Rom 5:8,Rom 10:9).
4. Pray and ask Jesus to become your personal Savior (Rom 10:10,Rom 10:13)
Friend, it is not too late for you. Please read the Bible verses linked from the Plan of Salvation, and think long and hard about them. Then I want you to do it. Admit that you are a sinner, repent from sin, believe on Jesus, and pray this prayer:
Dear God, I know that I am a worthless sinner, abominable in your sight, and need I forgiveness. I believe that Jesus Christ shed His precious blood and died for my sin. I am willing give up my sin and live without it. I now invite Christ to come into my heart and life as my personal Saviour.

Amen


I will be praying for you also, friend.
Remember, God had Jesus killed by the Jews so he could bring Him back from the Walking Dead. He is not playing games.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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