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burger Who You Gonna Call? Ghostburgers?! - 01-18-2023, 10:34 PM

"President" Joseph Goebbels Biden wasted tax-payer time and money by ordering hamburgers from a company whose entire existence is a marketing gimmick.

While President Trump spent his time in office making important calls dealing with key geopolitical issues like Hunter Biden's laptop, Joey Boy pranks around dialing up food service workers.

Really, for a man pretending to be the leader of the free world, he certainly has childish tastes. Burgers and ice cream cones--is he 80 or 8?




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Default Re: Who You Gonna Call? Ghostburgers?! - 01-19-2023, 03:13 AM

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is he 80 or 8?
NWO puppet Biden is 80 but he has the mind of an 8 year old. Liberals are just naturally stupid but advanced dementia also plays a role. I should also point out that he's sexually attracted to 8 year olds, which is why we so frequently see him groping, fondling, sniffing, and caressing young girls (well documented on video). Kids are a lot more likely to be lured with cheeseburgers and ice cream cones than with sophisticated adult foods like Goya beans, Trump steaks, or stuffed crust pizza.


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Default Re: Who You Gonna Call? Ghostburgers?! - 12-11-2023, 04:01 AM

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NWO puppet Biden is 80 but he has the mind of an 8 year old. Liberals are just naturally stupid but advanced dementia also plays a role. I should also point out that he's sexually attracted to 8 year olds, which is why we so frequently see him groping, fondling, sniffing, and caressing young girls (well documented on video). Kids are a lot more likely to be lured with cheeseburgers and ice cream cones than with sophisticated adult foods like Goya beans, Trump steaks, or stuffed crust pizza.
I don't think he is that kind of person. Feeling very surprised by that.
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Default Re: Who You Gonna Call? Ghostburgers?! - 12-11-2023, 02:47 PM

We're so fortunate in this country. Soon we will again have a mature President, Donald Trump, who always orders steak well done. I've never seen him eat an ice cream cone.


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We're so fortunate in this country. Soon we will again have a mature President, Donald Trump, who always orders steak well done. I've never seen him eat an ice cream cone.
Amen, dear Brother Mayor Hold. You will never see President Trump eating any of that sissified ice cream stuff. A real he-man only eats the best beef that has so thoughtfully provided and — I might add — patriotic beef, at that! May the bless our beloved President!








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