[Daisy Mae Johnson]

I sooo hope the handsome, Stephen Baldwin is there with his strong faith in JESUS and his baby blue eyes.

http://www.pr.com/article/1051

snippet:

Stephen Baldwin: Right. Let me respond to that by saying this. According to what I believe, which is found in the bible, and obviously the chasm between the Jew and the Christian is pretty significant. Understand, I say what I'm saying now only as a messenger, so to speak. And I say that loosely. If what I believe is true, that Jesus was the messiah, and if I believe that my faith is true, then every word in the bible's true, and if all that's true…and again, if it's true, Jesus is the only way and really what's become…the part of the purpose of the book for me is, God and my experience that I'm having in my faith. I really feel God speaking to me, and I don't mean I'm hearing some audible voice. I just mean in my spirit I feel God saying, "Stephen, you're a radical dude. Go be a radical for me, but don't sugar coat it. A lot of the Christian movement today is going to speak to whoever doesn't believe. Doesn't matter…Jew, Buddhist, Kabbalah…whatever it is. But these Christians today, they're kind of watering down what it's supposed to be all about. You're supposed to lovingly, gently, as heartfelt and warmly as you can in most cases…and in some cases there's quite confrontational moments that I have with people. I just say, "Look. Don't shoot the messenger." I'm just saying that based on what I believe this is what God says is the truth. It wasn't until I personally started to embark on the experience that I came to believe that it was true and real. It's very interesting that you say, "I felt kind of left out." That's the point. I want you to feel left out. I want you to feel like you're missing something, because if what God is telling me about my faith and my experience is true, then you are missing something.

~~~~swoon~~~~

[Jedediah]

Stephen Baldwin is truly an inspiration to us all. He has undergone much persecution and mockery because of his Christian beliefs, and the LORD has chosen to bless him through the good people at http://www.restorestephenbaldwin.org. Outside of tithing to Landover Baptist Church, I can think of few worthier causes.

[Petal]

Mrs.Jan Crouch gonna go to heavens, an whens she get her angel wings they gonna be all pinks, it true

this here videos be all abouts them sattellite technolologys, an how them technolologys be real good cuz Mrs.Crouch's bootiful face an hair an eyelashs be zippity-zappin all over the whole entire worlds, she be travellin in them outer spaces! an that mean she kinda already be up in them heavens, yay!

[Brother Barnabus]

Originally Posted by Petal

Mrs.Jan Crouch gonna go to heavens, an whens she get her angel wings they gonna be all pinks, it true

this here videos be all abouts them sattellite technolologys, an how them technolologys be real good cuz Mrs.Crouch's bootiful face an hair an eyelashs be zippity-zappin all over the whole entire worlds, she be travellin in them outer spaces! an that mean she kinda already be up in them heavens, yay!

How about a warning Petal. I just had breakfast and now it isn't sitting very well......Mercy..... I hope I wind up on the side of Heaven where Jan Crouch isn't. She looks like she's running for the presidency of the Hookers for Jesus Club.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Originally Posted by Jedediah

Stephen Baldwin is truly an inspiration to us all. He has undergone much persecution and mockery because of his Christian beliefs, and the LORD has chosen to bless him through the good people at http://www.restorestephenbaldwin.org. Outside of tithing to Landover Baptist Church, I can think of few worthier causes.

Thank you for bringing that to my attention Brother. I think I will donate a few million today! After all, GOD will get all the glory.

Bless you and Bless Brother Baldwin.

[David Ben Ahzea]

Well, we won't be meeting Tony Blair. I had high hopes of him, and I am sure President Bush did too - but what a disappointment. Not only did he convert to catlicism, but he set up some kind of interfaith foundation and wants joos and mooslims to take over the Holy Land together. He's hellbound for sure.

[Halleluyah Rob]

Originally Posted by Jedediah

I viewed Chuck Norris with suspicion for the longest time - considering his affiliation with slant fighting and such - but I realized he was indeed a True Christian™

What about those hideous "Chuck Norris jokes" plaguing our country? I heard an especially blasphemous one that went like this:

"Jesus walks on water, but Chuck Norris walks on Jesus."

That's terrible and satanic!

[F. Nietzsche]

Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne

Most definitely, fellow True Christian™ Pat Robertson. I met Pat in the mid-70's and we've been good friends ever since. He's also a very wise man and I look up to him with much respect.

Do any business with his good friend Mr. Taylor yourself, Reverend? Perhaps an evangelization campaign in Liberia's diamond fields?

[Larry Lee]

This wonderful thread truly is a blessing to the Body of Christ!

And speaking of blessings... Anyone who's as mightily blessed as Mr. Dick Cheney is most assuredly going to heaven.

[Levi Jones]

In tragic news today, one of God's own elect quarterbacks died today.

Dandy Don Meridith quarterback for was the Dallas Cowboys quarterback for eight years. He was known for his electrifying style of passing and bringing a smile to God's face every time he would beat the Redskins.

We will miss you, Marlboro man.

[Mistress Cookie]

Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins

First and foremost, I think I should point out that God and Jesus will be in Heaven, and they are the biggest stars in the universe!

So true, Brother. You might even say they're the biggest and brightest stars in (the) HEAVEN(S)!

Hahahahaha.....just a little joke...

But seriously, aside from all the angel choirs, THINK of the music we'll hear LIVE!!!

[Gabriel Reproba]

While I appreciate your input on this thread, the lawyer training in me compels me to point out to any unsaved trash that these posts do NOT constitute a guarantee that any of these people will be in heaven. (Except God and Jesus, of course.) While they may have lived a life full of service to the Lord and to their fellow human beings, there is always the chance that they could have sinned just before their died and did not have enough time to ask for forgiveness.

For example, a Godly star might have fallen in their old age and accidentally used the Lord's name in vein just before their head hit the counter top. They could have ended up in a coma and died without every asking for forgiveness and ended up in Hell.

Conversely, any sinner who lived a life of drugs, debauchery, and murder without a thought for God or his fellow human beings could, theoretically, on his death bed, genuinely repent and ask for Jesus to enter his life, and that person would be in heaven for all eternity. (Unless at any time in their lives they committed the ONE unforgivable sin of blaspheming the Holy Spirit, then they are Hellbound fore sure!)

Tough, but those are the breaks God blessed us with. This is why everyone here at LBC asks for forgiveness every few minutes.

Enjoy the Christmas season!

[Mistress Cookie]

I'm so excited about seeing Pat Boone in person!!!!
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[barton]

I'm not sure about stars (Hollywood?) but I'm hoping to see the great Jesse Helms in Heaven.



"Compromise, hell! ... If freedom is right and tyranny is wrong, why should those who believe in freedom treat it as if it were a roll of bologna to be bartered a slice at a time?"

[Mistress Cookie]

I wonder if John Wayne and Pat Boone will fight over me in Heaven™?

Gosh!
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[TC Patriot]

Need I say more?

If heaven needed a president and vice president it would be Jerry and John.

Bombing Gooks and bringing souls to Jesus.

[Levi Jones]

Originally Posted by barton

I'm not sure about stars (Hollywood?) but I'm hoping to see the great Jesse Helms in Heaven.



"Compromise, hell! ... If freedom is right and tyranny is wrong, why should those who believe in freedom treat it as if it were a roll of bologna to be bartered a slice at a time?"

Amen, Brother! Along those lines, I hope Jesus forgave him for miscegenation, because I would sure like to meet Strom Thurmond behind the pearly gates.




And this godly fellow who kept America safe from the Communists for decades. One of America's greatest men ever, J. Edgar Hoover!

[Bobby-Joe]

I for one look forward to hearing Pat Bone sing the Star Spangle Banner during the daily 4th of July celebration in Heaven.

[silverspirit2001]

I must admit, I am worried.

You see, I like Handel's Messiah, and Zadok The Greek, and cannot wait to meet him.

But he wrote music for the coronation of George the Second, Father of the despotic George the Third who oppressed the holy American Revolution.

SO Handel, by all accounts did not have a denomination, so we cannot tell if he was a perfidious catholic, or more likely a protestant. Some even suggest he was a humanist!

But to counter I say his quote to a servant on completing the hallelujah chorus “I did think I did see all Heaven before me, and the great God Himself.”

My question, to those closer to GOD than me, is Handel in heaven?

[TC Patriot]

Benny Hinn on a healing spree! Anyone who can slay that many people with the Holy Spirit will be in like Flint!