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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
With all the fracas about gender identity nowadays, I think we need to go back to basics and see what the Bible actually says about gender.
So we can see that it was Adam who started this nonsense about gender by calling one of his ribs "Woman". There is no objectively distinct "Woman", there is only Man and parts thereof. So that is where all the nonsense about gender began. Adam's folly is revealed later when the rib ate of the forbidden fruit. Unfortunately it has only gotten worse 6000 years later with over 100 genders, presumably culled from different organs of Man, the one True Gender.
Now, I would agree there are degrees of Man. There are alphas, betas, sigmas, incels and retarteds. But these are still male. You could argue that rib may be a subcategory of retard - and I would agree that has some logic to it - but nowhere is there a Woman.
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Dearest Brother,
Most inspired! Indeed, this is
Creation Science at it very
best, as good as it
ever gets! Glory! This also explains why the KJV Bible seems sometimes obscure in these "genderbender" matters for the
uninitiated sinner of the rib. Below we seem to have a passage exclaiming that females would exist.
Genesis 1:27
So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.
And below the
opposite, as follows:
Galatians 3:28
There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus.
Obviously,
everyone will be happy without the Grease lands but what about the issue of "gender"? There is no contradiction here and all this could be resolved simply by replacing the ugly word "woman" with "
rib" and the word "female" with "
costal" (which means
of the rib in the tongue of ancient Grease). Furthermore, as men and their ribs are of the
same genetic material, we can now lay to its log-overdue rest the theory of chromosomes and DNA that atheist astrologers have been promoting in order to give us the false impression that there would be something
special about women. As for DNA, it was even invented by a
rib scientist, Rosalind Franklin so it can be easily dismissed.
Obviously, chromosomes are just
delusions fed to us by the secularists but I am about to launch a Creation Science project that investigates
homosomes, tiny demonic excreta that will make everyone "gay" unless True Christian™ prayers are available. What else could explain the
spread of sodomy wider and wider? There is no alternative to the
homosome theory!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer