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Default Do women even exist? - 11-14-2022, 04:42 PM

With all the fracas about gender identity nowadays, I think we need to go back to basics and see what the Bible actually says about gender.

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Genesis 2:21 The Creation of Woman
And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;

And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.

And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.
So we can see that it was Adam who started this nonsense about gender by calling one of his ribs "Woman". There is no objectively distinct "Woman", there is only Man and parts thereof. So that is where all the nonsense about gender began. Adam's folly is revealed later when the rib ate of the forbidden fruit. Unfortunately it has only gotten worse 6000 years later with over 100 genders, presumably culled from different organs of Man, the one True Gender.

Now, I would agree there are degrees of Man. There are alphas, betas, sigmas, incels and retarteds. But these are still male. You could argue that rib may be a subcategory of retard - and I would agree that has some logic to it - but nowhere is there a Woman.


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Default Re: Do women even exist? - 11-14-2022, 11:23 PM

Dr. Toole, while I cannot match your brilliance, holiness, or knowledge of scripture, I wonder whether you have thought this matter through. If women are men, then wouldn't we have to give them rights? Pretty soon, we'd have women in our community demanding to speak in church, to disobey their husbands, to work outside the home, to own their own property, to control their own reproduction, to vote however they please, etc.

Women are simply not smart enough to handle these matters. Wouldn't denying their womanhood lead to utter chaos?


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Default Re: Do women even exist? - 11-15-2022, 12:05 AM

Dr. Toole points out the fact women are nothing but male ribs. He points this out at a most crucial moment. We just had a huge turnout of women. According to exit polls, 75% of women between 18 and 30 voted for Democrats and for issues that give the right to abortion.

Are the votes by women legal? If women are merely clones of men they should not be registered as independent individuals. Instead, each man should be assigned two votes. That, it seems to me, is what the Bible tells us.


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Default Re: Do women even exist? - 11-15-2022, 01:07 AM

So, women are just useless objects. How is that new information?


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burger Re: Do women even exist? - 11-15-2022, 03:18 AM

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With all the fracas about gender identity nowadays, I think we need to go back to basics and see what the Bible actually says about gender.

So we can see that it was Adam who started this nonsense about gender by calling one of his ribs "Woman". There is no objectively distinct "Woman", there is only Man and parts thereof. So that is where all the nonsense about gender began. Adam's folly is revealed later when the rib ate of the forbidden fruit. Unfortunately it has only gotten worse 6000 years later with over 100 genders, presumably culled from different organs of Man, the one True Gender.

Now, I would agree there are degrees of Man. There are alphas, betas, sigmas, incels and retarteds. But these are still male. You could argue that rib may be a subcategory of retard - and I would agree that has some logic to it - but nowhere is there a Woman.
Dearest Brother,

Most inspired! Indeed, this is Creation Science at it very best, as good as it ever gets! Glory! This also explains why the KJV Bible seems sometimes obscure in these "genderbender" matters for the uninitiated sinner of the rib. Below we seem to have a passage exclaiming that females would exist.

Genesis 1:27
So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and
female created he them.


And below the opposite, as follows:

Galatians 3:28
There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is
neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus.


Obviously, everyone will be happy without the Grease lands but what about the issue of "gender"? There is no contradiction here and all this could be resolved simply by replacing the ugly word "woman" with "rib" and the word "female" with "costal" (which means of the rib in the tongue of ancient Grease). Furthermore, as men and their ribs are of the same genetic material, we can now lay to its log-overdue rest the theory of chromosomes and DNA that atheist astrologers have been promoting in order to give us the false impression that there would be something special about women. As for DNA, it was even invented by a rib scientist, Rosalind Franklin so it can be easily dismissed.



Obviously, chromosomes are just delusions fed to us by the secularists but I am about to launch a Creation Science project that investigates homosomes, tiny demonic excreta that will make everyone "gay" unless True Christian™ prayers are available. What else could explain the spread of sodomy wider and wider? There is no alternative to the homosome theory!


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Default Re: Do women even exist? - 02-05-2023, 03:33 AM

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