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not just a coincidence by any means -
08-19-2009, 05:33 AM
Our crops are faring like our moods. The potato crop is blighted, and
corn and fruit fields wither. In one historic building in Augusta, rain
flooded the basement, as water from another source poured down through
the ceiling and extinguished a century-old chandelier. Few people would
be bold enough to suggest the cause of the endless rain and gloom, that
the moral climate in Maine has caused the sun to hide its face in
shame.
Worse than the rain is the fact that Maine voted in homosexual “marriage.”
In May, our elected officials overturned a law of nature, and in
its place paid honor to evil and unnatural practices. Our leaders
allowed a cloud of error to hide the light of reason, and then the rain
began. How fitting that this eclipse of human reason is mirrored by the
disappearance of the sun!
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Re: not just a coincidence by any means -
08-19-2009, 06:18 AM
Thank The Lord Godly Arizona didn't do that, or we might be flooded too!
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: not just a coincidence by any means -
08-19-2009, 06:29 AM
I think it would be fun to have a pool in the basement.
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Re: not just a coincidence by any means -
08-19-2009, 06:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Conrad Jenkins
I think it would be fun to have a pool in the basement.
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And I suppose when Jesus punishes your snarky butt by casting you in the Lake of Fire you'll make some smart-aleck quip like "This sure beats a winter in Buffalo!", huh?
Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.
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Re: not just a coincidence by any means -
08-19-2009, 06:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne
And I suppose when Jesus punishes your snarky butt by casting you in the Lake of Fire you'll make some smart-aleck quip like "This sure beats a winter in Buffalo!", huh?
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Damn. You took the words right outta my mouth. Nice one though.
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Re: not just a coincidence by any means -
08-19-2009, 06:50 AM
This is no laughing matter, son. I was pointing out that you put the sake of hilarity above your own salvation. The people in Maine were being punished for their sins and this is nothing to make basement pool jokes about. You've been infracted many times, not because we despise you, but because we are trying to warn you! You need to get right with Jesus, Conrad. You may think it's "cool" to laugh at us True Christians™, but you won't be laughing when you're writhing in agony over all eternity.
You need to repent your sins and accept Jesus Christ as your savior, young man. Pastor Ezekiel heads up a special ministry for young men age 18-24. There is no better pastor on Earth that can bring an unsaved man to Christ! I guarantee he will have you on your knees, with your head tilted back and your mouth wide open, praising the good Lord Jesus's name!
Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.
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Re: not just a coincidence by any means -
08-19-2009, 07:00 AM
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You need to get right with Jesus, Conrad.
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How do you know my name?!?!?!?!?!!!???!!! Are you the devil?
Achooooo!! Excuse me, I sneezed.
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I guarantee he will have you on your knees, with your head tilted back and your mouth wide open
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I don't know how you spend your private time, but please leave me out of it.
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Re: not just a coincidence by any means -
08-19-2009, 07:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Conrad Jenkins
How do you know my name?!?!?!?!?!!!???!!! Are you the devil?
Achooooo!! Excuse me, I sneezed.
I don't know how you spend your private time, but please leave me out of it.
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You won't be mocking either God or the Good members here when The Lord punishes YOU.
Now stop with the nonsense Conrad and start praying before it is too late.
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Re: not just a coincidence by any means -
08-19-2009, 01:45 PM
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Thank The Lord Godly Arizona didn't do that, or we might be flooded too!
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Amen to that! Here in the reddest of red states , the LORD is blessing us with quite the Godly drought. Praise be His name!
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Re: not just a coincidence by any means -
08-19-2009, 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted by aaron
Our crops are faring like our moods. The potato crop is blighted, and
corn and fruit fields wither. In one historic building in Augusta, rain
flooded the basement, as water from another source poured down through
the ceiling and extinguished a century-old chandelier. Few people would
be bold enough to suggest the cause of the endless rain and gloom, that
the moral climate in Maine has caused the sun to hide its face in
shame.
Worse than the rain is the fact that Maine voted in homosexual “marriage.”
In May, our elected officials overturned a law of nature, and in
its place paid honor to evil and unnatural practices. Our leaders
allowed a cloud of error to hide the light of reason, and then the rain
began. How fitting that this eclipse of human reason is mirrored by the
disappearance of the sun!
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Go in for a lot of "cut and paste" do you? http://www.pimpmywry.com/2009/08/tra...-things-8.html
The Lord is not pleased - the site is called, Pimp My Wry. Provocative observations and small bites of humorous mischief from author Kim Ficera.
Have you a godly explanation?
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Re: not just a coincidence by any means -
08-19-2009, 09:22 PM
Sometimes it is very easy to see God's intent from the things we experience on Earth. The message is usually clear and unambiguous.
* Rain in Maine = God's wrath for approving homersexural "marriage"
* Farrah Fawcett dies of anal cancer = God's wrath for promiscuity, harlotry, and breaking her "Charlie's Angels" contract after only one year
* Collapse of the American Economy = God's wrath for allowing ACORN and union thugs to throw the 2008 election to Barack HUSSEIN Obama
* California wildfires = God's wrath for California's wacko environmental laws
* Michael Jackson dies = God's wrath for fondling white children
* Monsoon rains kill hundreds in India = God's wrath for "Slumdog Millionaire"
* 60 Minutes Producer Don Hewitt dies = God's wrath for the liberal media
* Hurricane Bill misses East Coast = God's wrath for America's enemies
* Brewing hurricane headed for Florida = God's wrath for voting for Obama
See? It's easy!
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Re: not just a coincidence by any means -
08-19-2009, 11:15 PM
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* Hurricane Bill misses East Coast = God's wrath for America's enemies
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Yeah, I read about that here:
http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/weathe...ill/index.html
It could still cause some floods.
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Re: not just a coincidence by any means -
08-20-2009, 03:50 AM
Brother Monty, I'd wager that God has smitten Don Wildmon with "meningitis" (another word for the AIDS? You decide!) because his American Family Association boycott of PepsiCo has failed miserably, with fewer than 400,000 signatories!
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Reasons for the boycott
AFA asked Pepsi to remain neutral in the culture war, but the company refused — choosing to support the homosexual activists.
Pepsi has made no effort to hide their support for the homosexual agenda:
- American Family Association asked PepsiCo to be neutral in the culture war and not support the homosexual agenda. PepsiCo refused. The company continues to give financial support to homosexual organizations. PepsiCo gave $500,000 to Human Rights Campaign (HRC) and another $500,000 to the Parents, Families and Friends of Lesbians and Gays (PFLAG). The total of $1,000,000 was used to help promote homosexuality in the workplace. HRC and PFLAG were major supporters of efforts to defeat Proposition 8 in California, which defined marriage as being between a man and a woman. HRC gave $2.3 million to the effort to defeat Prop 8.
- PepsiCo requires all employees to attend sexual orientation and gender identity diversity training where they are taught to accept homosexuality.
- PepsiCo helped sponsor the TV program Family Guy which pushs the homosexual agenda and denigrates Christ. In one episode, at a straight meeting, a speaker talks with gays about Jesus and tells them, "Jesus Christ, who hates many people, but none more than homosexuals."
- PepsiCo supports homosexual publications, which feature page after page of nude and semi-nude photos of men in suggestive positions, with advertising.
- PepsiCo gave thousands of dollars to join the National Gay and Lesbian Chamber of Commerce, an organization that lobbies for homosexual marriage.
- PepsiCo sponsors "gay pride" parades across America, including New York, Atlanta, Dallas, Phoenix and Cleveland.
- PepsiCo, while promoting the homosexual agenda, refuses to give one penny to help those trapped in this destructive and unhealthy lifestyle.
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I hope nobody HERE is buying Pepsi products . . .
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Re: not just a coincidence by any means -
08-20-2009, 03:56 AM
Ok I did commit plagiarism. I posted a speach by someone else. That is not a crime and I never said I wrote it. I just thought it was relevant to how I believe and I dont think I am alone on this idea.
John 16:3 = They will do such things because "They have not known the Father or me." The spirit works in strange ways.
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