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Default Re: Miley Cyrus brings out sex doll! - 04-18-2011, 07:47 PM

By letting her authorize such a blaspheming object to sell to men wishing to sin then that must make her a sinner on an even worse level than the ones that are purchasing this "doll". In a way the men who are buying this are clearly fornicating on some level because isn't that what having an imaginary doll is about? I put my faith in the ones who shall be studying this new predicament that this whore has brought into the world are led to conclusions that will help all the believers. Let us all hope that this whore is punished for her greed in expanding into the sex idustry to try and make more money and that the sinners who use this "doll" are smote by God.
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Default Re: Miley Cyrus brings out sex doll! - 04-24-2011, 06:23 AM

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Oh, she was so innocent and sweet wasn't she?

Well, she now really takes the cake by bringing out an inflatable sex doll in her own liking.

Talk about graven images, Brothers and Sisters.

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Can you believe it? Is this harlot an example for OUR children?

Personally, I think she should be locked up.

Don't forget:

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Thou shalt not bow down to their gods, nor serve them, nor do after their works: but thou shalt utterly overthrow them, and quite break down their images.

In this case, breaking it down should be easy. I would ask all our congregation to go to the shops where this "doll" is for sale, and to take a large needle with you.

This will ensure that sinners who buy them will pass out trying to blow her up before they'll be able to fornicate with "it".

Amen.
I'm not sure if you know this but that inflatable doll was never brought on by miley cyrus and she is in fact suing the company that produced,copyrighted and sold.

here's the source: Miley Sues

So you can't really blame the poor girl, she was being taken advantage of pretty much. You can blame her for doing drugs though.
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Default Re: Miley Cyrus brings out sex doll! - 04-24-2011, 06:32 AM

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I'm not sure if you know this but that inflatable doll was never brought on by miley cyrus and she is in fact suing the company that produced,copyrighted and sold.
You are mistaken. She is suing because she wants more money out of the deal, not because she is objecting against it. Anything selling your body for money reminds you off? Exactly, she is just a dirty God mocking whore!

Leviticus 19:29 "Do not prostitute thy daughter, to cause her to be a whore; lest the land fall to whoredom, and the land become full of wickedness."


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Default Re: Miley Cyrus brings out sex doll! - 04-24-2011, 07:31 AM

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You are mistaken. She is suing because she wants more money out of the deal, not because she is objecting against it. Anything selling your body for money reminds you off? Exactly, she is just a dirty God mocking whore!

Leviticus 19:29 "Do not prostitute thy daughter, to cause her to be a whore; lest the land fall to whoredom, and the land become full of wickedness."
its a blow up doll not her body anyways. But if she's suing for psychological harm what would you say then?
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Default Re: Miley Cyrus brings out sex doll! - 04-24-2011, 07:37 AM

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But if she's suing for psychological harm what would you say then?
Psychological harm is a hoax. Women cannot get harmed from things being said to them.


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Default Re: Miley Cyrus brings out sex doll! - 05-19-2011, 04:22 PM

I blame her father. He should have married her off years ago.


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Default Re: Miley Cyrus brings out sex doll! - 05-21-2011, 09:53 PM

How much does it cost?
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Default Re: Miley Cyrus brings out sex doll! - 05-21-2011, 09:57 PM

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Your soul and eternal damnation to the fires of Hell. On top of that it is 49.99 dollars excluding packaging and delivery.


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Default Re: Miley Cyrus brings out sex doll! - 03-15-2014, 09:32 PM

Pic speaks for itself:



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Default Re: Miley Cyrus brings out sex doll! - 03-15-2014, 10:32 PM

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Oh, she was so innocent and sweet wasn't she?

Well, she now really takes the cake by bringing out an inflatable sex doll in her own liking.

Talk about graven images, Brothers and Sisters.

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Can you believe it? Is this harlot an example for OUR children?

Personally, I think she should be locked up.

Don't forget:

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In this case, breaking it down should be easy. I would ask all our congregation to go to the shops where this "doll" is for sale, and to take a large needle with you.

This will ensure that sinners who buy them will pass out trying to blow her up before they'll be able to fornicate with "it".

Amen.
What a whore. Leviticus 19:29 "Do not prostitute thy daughter, to cause her to be a whore; lest the land fall to whoredom, and the land become full of wickedness."

Once we get Obama out of office, and Rick Santorum in there we can imprison this harlot.
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Default Re: Miley Cyrus brings out sex doll! - 03-16-2014, 06:05 AM

So is this some sort of ploy to mainstream s*x dolls in preparation of a Democrat push to allow marriage between man and inanimate objects? Libs will stop at nothing to undermine the American family and the institution of marriage. Truly sickening. Pray for our nation.


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