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Cake This day in History: January 8th: Happy Birthday Kim Jong-Un! - 01-08-2019, 06:45 PM

1360 – Ulrich von Jungingen, German Grand Master of the Teutonic Knights [born].

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1547 – The first Lithuanian-language book, Simple Words of Catechism, is published in Königsberg
It's also the last, from now on it's just collections of recipes for vodka drinks.
1790 – George Washington delivers the first State of the Union address in New York City.
Is instantly attacked in the press for distracting attention away from CherryTreeGate.
1806 – Cape Colony becomes a British colony.
Just in time for capes to go out of fashion. The injuns laughed all the way to the bank, or bead-storage area, whatever.
1811 – An unsuccessful slave revolt is led by Charles Deslondes in St. Charles and St. James, Louisiana.
Unsuccessful because they rebelled against Christ:
Slaves, obey your earthly masters with respect and fear, and with sincerity of heart, just as you would obey Christ. -Ephesians 6:5
1828 – The Democratic Party of the United States is organized.
Truly the DARKEST OF DAYS.
1835 – The United States national debt is zero for the only time.
Then Dine and Dash Economics does its thing...
1918 – U.S. President Woodrow Wilson announces his "Fourteen Points" for the aftermath of World War I.
No wonder the post WW1 order was such a total cluster-lay. 14 points? People must have fallen asleep trying to read them all. Even the Almighty Lord stopped at ten.
1920 – The steel strike of 1919 ends in a complete failure for the Amalgamated Association of Iron, Steel and Tin Workers labor union.
See 1811 above.
1936 [Iran:] Kashf-e hijab decree is enforced by Reza Shah ordering the police to physically remove the Hijab from any woman in public.
This basically bans women from praying in public: 1 Corinthians 11:5

A few years later both USSR and Western Allies invade Iran. The Soviets only leave after Truman threatens to nuke them.

Long story short, people really, really care about whether women wear headcoverings.
1940– World War II: Britain introduces food rationing.
Limiting the amount of blandness they can consume.
1945 – World War II: Philippine Commonwealth troops under the Philippine Commonwealth Army units enter the province of Ilocos Sur in Northern Luzon and attack Japanese Imperial forces.
It's a mopping-up operation.

Get it? Because Filipina maids, and maids mop, and...Never mind.
1956 – Operation Auca: Five U.S. missionaries are killed by the Huaorani of Ecuador shortly after making contact with them.
We should have bombed them into the stone age. Well, the stonier age, anyway.
1963 – Leonardo da Vinci's Mona Lisa is exhibited in the United States for the first time, at the National Gallery of Art in Washington, D.C.
Americans join the world in saying "Just what is that butterface smirking about anyway? 1 Timothy 2:9-10"
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Fine art? My kid could have made that.


1964
– President Lyndon B. Johnson declares a "War on Poverty" in the United States.
After a token resistance, France surrenders.
1984 – Kim Jong-un, 3rd Supreme Leader of North Korea [born]
Rocket man rocketed from the womb on this day.
Everybody sing along (to the tune of Happy Birthday):
"Happy Birthday Jong-Un
Your Bomb goes Kaboom
You will turn Seoul to ashes
And then we'll nuke you too"
Born in 1984!?!? That feels like yesterday. Clearly a sign of the end times that the most urgent threat to US national security was 99% likely to be conceived with Spandau Ballet playing in the background:


2000 – Noah Cyrus, American actress and singer [born]
Last of 5, Billy Ray must have broken his achey brakey balls while conceiving her.


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Default Re: This day in History: January 8th: Happy Birthday Kim Jong-Un! - 01-08-2019, 09:54 PM

I see that Kim Jong-un celebrated his birthday by going to China. I guess they have finally run out of rich food and vintage wines in North Korea and he wanted to go out for a meal?

Proverbs 23:21 For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags.


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Devil Re: This day in History: January 8th: Elvis's birthday - 01-08-2019, 10:44 PM

January 8, 1935 is a date that should live in infamy. On that lamentable day, Elvis Presley was born. The fact that he was a Pentecostal and a nigra-lover should be obvious from his resemblance to the most infamous nigra-loving Pentecostal who ever lived:



Jim Jones led over 900 negroes and liberals into Hell via a vat of poisoned grape Flavor-Aid (typical darkies). But the crimes of Elvis Presley are much, much worse.


Picture the 1950s. The U.S. is a Christian, Anglo-Saxon nation. We are unashamedly militaristic and capitalist. No women or minorities in any positions of power whatsoever. Gay people? Never heard of 'em. In fact, this is the time when America was Great that President Trump is talking about when he says he wants to Make American Great Again. A time when President Eisenhower could laugh at "racist" jokes at parties and call an official government policy "Operation Wetback" without the PC Police attacking him on Twitter. You could legally fire someone for being a leftie. A time when women were wives and mothers only, as prescribed by the Bible. And most of all, the blacks knew their place (Ephesians 6:5).


Enter Elvis Presley. This shameless "musician" plays the minstrel tunes of the jigaboos in front of impressionable white teenagers. Instead of good wholesome music (Psalm 95:1), they listen to some creep croon about "hound dogs" and "blue suede shoes" while he prances around stage gyrating his hips like a stripper in a successful attempt to turn girls into lustful strumpets and boys into queers. Elvis introduces sin and Satanism (in the form of rock and roll music and negro culture) into the white mainstream by targeting impressionable children. Bear this in mind when liberals call you crazy for revealing Jewish/Asian/Satanic plots in modern times; IT HAS ALREADY HAPPENED! The Beatles, the Negro Special Privileges movement, feminism, gay liberation, Barack Obama, Lady Gaga, SJWs, it all trickles down from Elvis, the man who Made America Not Great!

And, to drive the point home, who was it that his daughter Lisa Marie married?

That's right! Whacko Jacko! The existence of this freak would have been unfathomable back in the glorious, great '50s. From the King of Rock to the King of Pop to the pits of Hell! Elvis Presley is the downfall of Western civilization!


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Default Re: This day in History: January 8th: Elvis's birthday - 01-08-2019, 11:28 PM

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That's right! Whacko Jacko!
I could not agree more that child raping Michael Jackson is the craziest black guy that ever existed. Instead of accepting his fate and choosing a honorable job like picking cotton, cleaning toilets or coal mining Michael Jackson actually tried to become a white person. As if Jesus would ever fall for that .

Child raping Michael Jackson is the reason we got a black president who almost completely destroyed our great nation.

It can be no coincidence that on this day in 1811 a slave revolt completely failed. If only the blacks had the brain capacity to learn from that mistake and stop trying. Just imagine how great America would have been today if blacks would still know their place.


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Jesus Re: This day in History: January 8th: Happy Birthday Kim Jong-Un! - 01-08-2019, 11:42 PM

Brother Lukes,


DO be more careful with your illustrations. You've apparently posted a picture of Faye Dunaway in Mommie Dearest instead of the Great Gloved One.


An easy mistake, but a sloppy one.


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Default Re: This day in History: January 8th: Elvis's birthday - 01-09-2019, 01:12 AM

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...craziest black guy...
I don't think that picture is of a black guy. I'm pretty sure that's some spaced out white woman.


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