[Remy Lebeau]

Originally Posted by Roberta

I use a hula hoop as part of my daily fitness regimen.

Proof positive that hula hoops promote debauchery in young girls. Did you know this wanton trollop, Roberta, was taking it in her feces lined rectum since she was 8? Eight?!?! And she has been hanging out at every truckstop and every public male bathroom stall and every nigra frequented night club she can get access to ever since?

Does anyone think Brother Hatchet wants his daughter to end up being a filthy butt ravaged whore like Roberta? Brother Hatchet loves is family very much and has done everything in his power to keep his niece from becoming a hedonistic tallywhacker holster/seed dumpster like Roberta.

You heathens should be praising this GODLY man for his efforts.

Shame on all you unsaved heathen scum.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Originally Posted by Remy Lebeau

Does anyone think Brother Hatchet wants his daughter to end up being a filthy butt ravaged whore like Roberta? Brother Hatchet loves is family very much and has done everything in his power to keep his niece from becoming a hedonistic tallywhacker holster/seed dumpster like Roberta.

You heathens should be praising this GODLY man for his efforts.

Shame on all you unsaved heathen scum.

Praise be and thank you, Brother Remy. The rest of you would be wise to listen to the former Negro. He's got a good, nappy head on his shoulders.

[Marshall]

I have been pondering these Hula abominations and have found yet another probable cause for alarm.
The shape.
The shape is a circle and we all know that inserting something into a circle is code for fornication, be they fingers or male genitalia. By merely touching ones thumb to ones trigger finger and inserting the opposite trigger finger therein, one is obviously gesturing for lurid sexual activity.
Just by using the Hula device, small children are inserting their entire bodies into this circle while they simulate rigorous sex with their gyrating and thrusting hips. Their bodies become symbolic of huge tallywhackers inside orifices, rubbing and twirling like deviants. Disgusting.
I can see nothing innocent or child-like about simulating a whole body male member. If it's a girl it is almost lesbianism to mimic a male genital. For the boys it is certainly gay.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Originally Posted by Marshall

I have been pondering these Hula abominations and have found yet another probable cause for alarm.
The shape.
The shape is a circle and we all know that inserting something into a circle is code for fornication, be they fingers or male genitalia. By merely touching ones thumb to ones trigger finger and inserting the opposite trigger finger therein, one is obviously gesturing for lurid sexual activity.
Just by using the Hula device, small children are inserting their entire bodies into this circle while they simulate rigorous sex with their gyrating and thrusting hips. Their bodies become symbolic of huge tallywhackers inside orifices, rubbing and twirling like deviants. Disgusting.
I can see nothing innocent or child-like about simulating a whole body male member. If it's a girl it is almost lesbianism to mimic a male genital. For the boys it is certainly gay.

Brother, my hands are trembling. Every word of your post is true, and it makes me sick. I very well may go ahead and rupture my granddaughter's hymen after all. She is unquestionably no longer a virgin.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet

Brother, my hands are trembling. Every word of your post is true, and it makes me sick. I very well may go ahead and rupture my granddaughter's hymen after all. She is unquestionably no longer a virgin.

Child-molesting pervert.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Originally Posted by Dances with Joy

Child-molesting pervert.

You will show me the respect that I deserve, harlot!

[lady_c]

Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet

You will show me the respect that I deserve, harlot!

Your previous post is worthy of phoning the police, infact I may just do that. Enjoy the rest of your life.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by lady_c

Your previous post is worthy of phoning the police, infact I may just do that. Enjoy the rest of your life.

It may be illegal to be a True Christian™ in Godless england where you "live," but here in God's favorite country, the communists haven't taken over. Feel free to call whomever you like. Your threats have been passed on to the DOF.

[lady_c]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

It may be illegal to be a True Christian™ in Godless england where you "live," but here in God's favorite country, the communists haven't taken over. Feel free to call whomever you like. Your threats have been passed on to the DOF.

Can you explain what DOF is? I don't unterstand your LEET

[Marshall]

We don't eat Leets here, we prefer good old American onions.

Brother Hatchets adherence to Biblical Discipline© and True Christianity™ are above reproach. The man would be a saint if he was Catholic.

[lady_c]

Originally Posted by Marshall

We don't eat Leets here, we prefer good old American onions.

You mean 'leek', aye. Who teaches you people? I'll re-phrase this for you....
What is DOF?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by lady_c

You mean 'leek', aye. Who teaches you people? I'll re-phrase this for you....
What is DOF?

The Department of Faith, the overall central unit of criminal investigation, terrorist counterinsurgency and homeland security agency. They gave us a preliminary file on you already, and more will come soon. Praise Jesus!

[lady_c]

ok you do that. bye

[Roberta]

Originally Posted by Remy Lebeau

Proof positive that hula hoops promote debauchery in young girls. Did you know this wanton trollop, Roberta, was taking it in her feces lined rectum since she was 8? Eight?!?! And she has been hanging out at every truckstop and every public male bathroom stall and every nigra frequented night club she can get access to ever since?

Does anyone think Brother Hatchet wants his daughter to end up being a filthy butt ravaged whore like Roberta? Brother Hatchet loves is family very much and has done everything in his power to keep his niece from becoming a hedonistic tallywhacker holster/seed dumpster like Roberta.

You heathens should be praising this GODLY man for his efforts.

Shame on all you unsaved heathen scum.

I have searched almost every woodpile in VT and have yet to find a black person.

Where are they hiding Remy my man?

[Dwayne DeKalb]

Old Man Hatchet, you are a monster and should be behind bars!!

[Marshall]

Old Man Hatchet is a Godly man and is doing the Lords work.
What have YOU ever done?

[Dwayne DeKalb]

Originally Posted by Marshall

Old Man Hatchet is a Godly man and is doing the Lords work.
What have YOU ever done?

I've respected women's genitalia, which is more than Old Man Hatchet can say.

[Marshall]

Originally Posted by Dwayne DeKalb

I've respected women's genitalia.

Is that what you call it?

Sicko.

[Dwayne DeKalb]

Originally Posted by Marshall

Is that what you call it?

Sicko.

Yes. If a woman is my lover, I suck, lick, caress and kiss her genitals, as well as her breasts. If a woman is not my lover, I respectfully do not touch her genitals at all. Boy, am I sick.

[Marshall]

You vile, loathsome sinner! Your pornographic post disgusts and infuriates me.