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Default Re: I was here before I lost my username and password - 01-08-2016, 07:11 AM
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Don't be silly. Just because we have all sinned doesn't mean we'll all continue to sin.

We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not; but he that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not.
1st John 5:18


True Christians™ are begotten of God! Praise Jesus, we are Born Again into Righteousness, and are the sons and daughters of the King Most High (2 Corinthians 6:18)!

You might consider learning more from Pastor Levi's wonderful sermon, True Christians are Perfect!
But see everyone sins it doesn't matter how much you say you don't if you really think about it you sin every day, how many times have you honestly broke the 10 commandments ? No lies now God's watching. Just because you are Saved your not exempt if you keep sinning then being saved and Baptized will mean nothing to God. You must endure to the end without sinning or breaking the commandments, and laws even once then you will be perfect.
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But see everyone sins it doesn't matter how much you say you don't if you really think about it you sin every day, how many times have you honestly broke the 10 commandments ? No lies now God's watching.
So you don't agree with the Bible. At least you're honest about it. That's the first step. The next step is to find out why you don't accept the Bible's teaching on this subject. Are you afraid it would test you faith too much? Because once you accept this teaching, you have to see results in real life. If you don't, you'd be forced to face the fact that either you're not saved or there is no God who can make you perfect.

But there's good news, Curtis. There is a God who can make you perfect. I haven't sinned since 10:44 pm on August 16th 2003, when I gave my life to Jesus. You can be sin-free too. God's word guarantees it.
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So you don't agree with the Bible. At least you're honest about it. That's the first step. The next step is to find out why you don't accept the Bible's teaching on this subject. Are you afraid it would test you faith too much? Because once you accept this teaching, you have to see results in real life. If you don't, you'd be forced to face the fact that either you're not saved or there is no God who can make you perfect.

But there's good news, Curtis. There is a God who can make you perfect. I haven't sinned since 10:44 pm on August 16th 2003, when I gave my life to Jesus. You can be sin-free too. God's word guarantees it.
you got me all wrong Allen I accept Jesus Christ savior Lord and Savior, and God as my Only God. And I follow the 1611 Bible word for word I'm just not sure this church does as well as they claim to. I'm a minister I know that God loves us he sent His only begotten son Jesus to die for us John 3:16. I let the Lord guide my every thought and action everyday.
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I let the Lord guide my every thought and action everyday.
Except for when you sin.

Which means you don't really let the LORD guide your EVERY thought and action, just those that are easy for you to do within the parameters of your own moral comfort zone, so long as it isn't a hard habit to break.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Except for when you sin.

Which means you don't really let the LORD guide your EVERY thought and action, just those that are easy for you to do within the parameters of your own moral comfort zone, so long as it isn't a hard habit to break.
Everyone sins Mary even you I'm sure
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Everyone sins Mary even you I'm sure
Name the last sin I committed.

Go ahead and ask the LORD yourself if you need to. If you're close to Him like you say, surely He'll tell you if you ask in faith (Matthew 21:21)

Please be specific.

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Everyone sins Mary even you I'm sure
Why do you hate Jesus, Curtis? I assume that if you didn't hate Him, you would not call Him a big fat liar.

Just in case you didn't know, here is what the Bible says about Jesus' followers being free of sin (...again):

1st John 3:6 Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
1st John 3:7 Little children, let no man deceive you: he that doeth righteousness is righteous, even as he is righteous.
1st John 3:8 He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
1st John 3:9 Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

Philippians 2:13 For it is God which worketh in you both to will and to do of his good pleasure.

1st John 5:18 We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not; but he that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not.

God created fossils to test our faith.

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True Christian™ Love.
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You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
 Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
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Name the last sin I committed.

Go ahead and ask the LORD yourself if you need to. If you're close to Him like you say, surely He'll tell you if you ask in faith (Matthew 21:21)

Please be specific.
just one verse Romans 5:8
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Why do you hate Jesus, Curtis? I assume that if you didn't hate Him, you would not call Him a big fat liar.

Just in case you didn't know, here is what the Bible says about Jesus' followers being free of sin (...again):

1st John 3:6 Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
1st John 3:7 Little children, let no man deceive you: he that doeth righteousness is righteous, even as he is righteous.
1st John 3:8 He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
1st John 3:9 Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

Philippians 2:13 For it is God which worketh in you both to will and to do of his good pleasure.

1st John 5:18 We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not; but he that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not.
For the last time I'm going to say this, I do not hate God, nor Jesus Christ I love them with all my heart I trust God you all talk about following the Bible in full, but you don't if you did then no woman would have the right to speak her mind about things of church as its a man and minsters job.
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just one verse Romans 5:8
But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.


No duh. While I WAS a sinner, Christ proactively died for me. By the way, you might be interested in knowing Jesus Did NOT Die For Everyone's Sins!

Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.


No duh. While I WAS a sinner, Christ proactively died for me. By the way, you might be interested in knowing Jesus Did NOT Die For Everyone's Sins!
actually he did he died for those who believe and trust in him John 3:16 he loves enough to die for us. God loves us so much he wanted us to be able to get in Heaven.
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Yet means still therefore your still a sinner.
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For the last time I'm going to say this, I do not hate God, nor Jesus Christ I love them with all my heart I trust God you all talk about following the Bible in full, but you don't if you did then no woman would have the right to speak her mind about things of church as its a man and minsters job.
Hi sweetie, last I checked this was not a church just an Internet forum that happens to belong to a church. Also, if you feel that I have in any way usurped an authority over you then I apologize for hurting your feelings.

...Which does not change the fact that you show your ignorance of the Holy Bible every time you hit "submit reply."



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actually he did he died for those who believe and trust in him John 3:16 he loves enough to die for us. God loves us so much he wanted us to be able to get in Heaven.
For us, who know and follow His Word. Not for people who do not follow His commandments. They are destined straightly to Hell (John 3:18). Based on your ignorance of the Bible, you are included in that group. Therefore no, Jesus did not die for your sins.

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Yet means still therefore your still a sinner.
Are you trying to imply that the Word of God is internally contradictory or something? The verses that we have provided for you clearly show that those who are Saved are sin-free. We do not deny that we were sinners in the past, before being born again. However, according to the Bible, we are now sin-free.

I hope that was helpful, sweetie. I will pray for your poor, confused soul.

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Yet means still therefore your still a sinner.
Yet doesn't mean Yet? Is this what your theology rests on? When a passage doesn't conform to your personal belief, you simply declare it doesn't count?


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Acts 5:30The God of our fathers raised up Jesus, whom ye slew and hanged on a tree.
Why are you still here, demon? This is a Christian forum. Get thee hence!

Who Will Jesus Damn?

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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I'm a Christian just like you, I follow the Bible word for word just like you, I worship God through Jesus Christ Just like you, God does not like when you pass Judgement his people get over yourself, I came here to join your church not be ridiculed by you.
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That's great!

You can start by reading the Holy Bible, sweetie!

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God does not like when you pass Judgement his people.
God loves it when Christians pass judgment. When you think about it, there is no one more qualified to judge than True Christians™. We don't need a law degree or evidence. We just need a 1611 KJV and Holy Spirit whispering in our ear.

First Corinthians 6:1 Dare any of you, having a matter against another, go to law before the unjust, and not before the saints?
First Corinthians 6:2 Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters?
First Corinthians 6:3 Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?
First Corinthians 6:4 If then ye have judgments of things pertaining to this life, set them to judge who are least esteemed in the church.
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You can start by reading the Holy Bible, sweetie!
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