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Miracle Mansion is the Christian answer to Sin City Jr. aka Disneyland. While Disneyland's centerpiece building is the 19th-century fantasy-inspired Cinderella's Castle, our Christian Amusement park will have "a 10th century European castle".

I think it's a great idea that Christians are creating a place where people can leave the sinful 21st century, and return to the good old days of the 10th century.

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For decades, the most vivid images of rebellion, violence and indecency have permeated our culture through popular media. Powerful forces have exercised great influence—infiltrating the minds of our children and hijacking their innocence. Once happy homes have been reduced to mere dwelling places as family unity is eroded by the steady stream of negativity that gains entrance under the guise of "entertainment."

Tragically, any acknowledgment of God or the Bible is either avoided or met with contempt.

But a growing number of people around the country are standing up. These are moms and dads, pastors and educators, professionals and homemakers—"regular" people who have had enough and refuse to surrender to the madness.

They have joined forces to bring a dream to reality.

That dream is Miracle Mansion—a unique family-centered entertainment media complex being developed on 73 prime acres outside of Washington, DC. The centerpiece of this complex will be a 10th century European castle that will house a 1500-seat performance theatre and media production studios. Plans also include a 2000-seat outdoor amphitheater, a state-of-the-art convention center, two hotels, and 165,000 square feet of restaurant and retail space—all situated on a pristine escape highlighted by mystical lighting and serene walkways.

Miracle Mansion will produce dynamic original musical productions for stage. Each story will feature the often-inexplicable presence of a "miracle." Each guest will have the opportunity to designate a portion of their ticket price to someone in need. Film production, animation, publishing, arts education with a biblical worldview and community outreach will be at the heart of this vibrant media center and destination.
Miracle Mansion is the vision of Dr. Michael Baldwin—a pastor, musician, producer, husband and father of two. He and many others realize that the time for Miracle Mansion has come! This project is redefining family-centered media in America. But it cannot be done alone. By the grace and power of God we must work together to build a legacy for our families and the generations to come.

Here is our plan:

73 acres... 7,300 people... each investing $73 per month... for 73 months.
GroundSwell73 is an exciting campaign to unite 7,300 impassioned individuals as the initial "Co-Founders" in The Miracle Mansion Project. As a Co-Founder you will have a real hand in this effort by an investment that is "grown" through a small monthly installment. Your investment will generate interest at a rate of up to 7.3% annualy, and will mature 73 months from the execution of your first $73 installment. Payments are debited directly from your checking, savings or credit card account.

This is a fantastic opportunity to be on the ground floor of a life-changing effort while earning a solid return on your investment. More importantly, you will be investing for a return that is, literally, out of this world!
Confront the insanity. Make a difference! Join GroundSwell73 today and become a part of the miracle! Together we can create something spectacular for the benefit of our children, our communities and our world.

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Default Re: Miracle Mansion, aka 10th CenturyLand! Christian Amusement pa - 04-04-2009, 02:48 AM

Excellent Brother, are they planing an Albigensian funword? After all any crusade whose bye word is "Kill them all, God will know His own" rocks. Back when the Catholics weren't caught up in Marry worship and not afraid to be Christians.
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Brother Jeb, you forgot to add the link to their website!

http://www.themiraclemansion.com/

They expect to open in Spring of 2013!


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What's the significance of the number 73? Sounds like numerology to me.


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Will there be a lazarette filled with sufferers from plague, scrofula, quinsey, boils, leprosy, cholera, etc., as well as operations without anesthetic? I think I'd like to see that.





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Oh yes, that would be wonderful Brother. Just think of the wretched sinners living in agony and squallier begging God for forgiveness, or at lest a quick death. It bring tears to my eyes just thinking about it. GLORY!



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The Miracle Mansion folks have acquired (or placed an option on) 73 acres in Northern Virginia, according to the podcasts on the website.


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It means they had enough money to buy an option on 73 acres of property?


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Default Re: Miracle Mansion, aka 10th CenturyLand! Christian Amusement pa - 04-04-2009, 10:10 PM

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It means they had enough money to buy an option on 73 acres of property?
NO! NO! It's 73, don't you see!!?

Seventy-three is the 21st prime number. The previous is seventy-one, with which it comprises the 8th twin prime. It is also a permutable prime with thirty-seven. 73 is a star number!!!

Every positive integer is the sum of at most 73 sixth powers.

In base 5, the smallest prime with a composite sum of digits is 73.

73 is a repdigit in base 8 (111).


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Default Re: Miracle Mansion, aka 10th CenturyLand! Christian Amusement pa - 05-11-2009, 09:09 PM

Sorry Mr Jebs,
We already has a Christian musment park, right here in Orlando Floridah. It's called "Da Holy Land" where good Christain parents take da kids. We dont goes to Disney World cause it's full of rich Joos and homersexuals. We gets to learn how man used the dinosaurs to plow the fields 5000 yrs ago and see da Ark, lawd it's as big as Freedom of Da Seas cruising ship. had to be to hold all does animals! All da chilrins get a good Christian eddycation on top of habin fun!


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Default Re: Miracle Mansion, aka 10th CenturyLand! Christian Amusement pa - 05-20-2009, 07:18 AM

Interesting that they are hung up on 73, when the MOST IMPORTANT NUMBER is one away: 74.

If A=1, B=2, C=3, D=4, etc. then
J+E+S+U+S = 74

It is a cosmic number and it is manifest all across the universe. If this isn't proof of intelligent design, I don't know what is!
~74% of everything in this universe is dark energy (NASA's WMAP)
74% of this universe's mass is hydrogen
74% of the Sun's mass is hydrogen. Most stars in the Milky Way Galaxy consist of 74% hydrogen
~74% of Earth's surface is water
~74% of Earth's freshwater is contained in ice caps and glaciers
74% of human brain is water
74% of chicken egg is water


And now for more examples of 74...

Space Shuttle Challenger blew up 74 seconds after take off, thus sending a clear message to ATHEIST ASTRONAUTS TO STOP PLAYING SPACESHIP JESUS!

Spaceship Jesus appeared to me in 1974, when I was staying in a motel on California Route 74.

74 as a date is 7/4 = JULY 4

George Washington had 74 generals in the Continental Army.

74 = The number of sons of Levites, Jeshua, Kadmiel, Binnui, Hodaviah, in the Census of men of Israel upon return from exile (Holy Bible, Ezra 2:40).

A hurricane, by definition, is a system with sustained winds of at least 74 MPH

Ken Jennings, the all-time winningest champ on Jeopardy! ended his streak on the 74th show

Donald Rumsfeld was oldest U.S. Secretary of Defense at 74


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Default Re: Miracle Mansion, aka 10th CenturyLand! Christian Amusement pa - 05-20-2009, 07:27 AM

Now let's look at the darker number, 73, which is a prime as Pastor Zeke pointed out.

The total number of books in the Holy Bible in the CATHOLIC version if the Book of Lamentations is counted as a book separate from the Book of Jeremiah. [False religion]

Each of the five seasons of the Discordian calendar has 73 days. [False calendar/false religion]

The Blues Image song "Ride Captain Ride" (1970) begins with "73 men sailed out on the San Francisco Bay" [Homosexuality]

Pizza 73 is a Canadian pizza chain with 51 stores. [It's Canuckistan. Plus, can't they count? I would've thought they had 73 stores.]

Game show Match Game '73 in 1973 [Homosexuality starring Charles Nelson Reilly]

The Felony Squad aired on ABC from '66 - '69 for 73 episodes [Criminals]

Shakespeare's Sonnet #73 was penned to a male friend [homosexual lover]

In baseball, the single-season home run record set by Barry Bonds in 2001. [Drug abuse]


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so i dont get what people are saying hear. Is his park the evil because of a bunch of coincidences?


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so i dont get what people are saying hear. Is his park the evil because of a bunch of coincidences?
Well, I'm a bit rusty on my Dumbassese, but let's try to translate:

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So I don't get what people are saying here. Is this park evil because of a bunch of coincidences?
Okay, much better. To answer your question: I'm not saying the park itself is evil, just the number 73 is evil. Other numbers as well: 666 because of the Anti-Christ and 93 because of Crowley's Semen-Drinking Magickal Drones. 74, in contrast, is the epitome of all that is Good. And, it's quite myopic of you to dismiss these as mere "coincidences". How can you look at all the glorious things associated with 74 and say it's a coincidence? The UNIVERSE ITSELF was designed around 74, JESUS = 74, and all these miracles in my personal life revolve around 74.


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Okay, much better. To answer your question: I'm not saying the park itself is evil, just the number 73 is evil. Other numbers as well: 666 because of the Anti-Christ and 93 because of Crowley's Semen-Drinking Magickal Drones. 74, in contrast, is the epitome of all that is Good. And, it's quite myopic of you to dismiss these as mere "coincidences". How can you look at all the glorious things associated with 74 and say it's a coincidence? The UNIVERSE ITSELF was designed around 74, JESUS = 74, and all these miracles in my personal life revolve around 74.
666 is said not to be the number of the beast. And then posting all that about 74 and 73 is pointless to this mans post. In fact it gives his park a negitive conation. Which hurts Christian business in the end.


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666 is said not to be the number of the beast. And then posting all that about 74 and 73 is pointless to this mans post. In fact it gives his park a negitive conation. Which hurts Christian business in the end.
"He (The Beast) forced everyone, small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark in his right hand or in his forehead, so that no one could buy or sell unless he had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of his name."The Book of the Revelation to John, Chapter 13, Verse 16-17.
"Let he that has wisdom count the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man, and his number is 666." The Book of The Revelation to John, Chapter 13, Verse 18.

There. 666 = Number of the Beast. RIGHT THERE. And my posts about 74 and 73 were in response to Pastor Zeke's questions about the numerological significance of 73. As for the "negitive conatation", which I believe you mean "negative connotation", that is not my problem since I am not trying to promote or boycott this man's theme park, but I am simply educating the general public (this means YOU!!!) on the meanings of certain numbers.


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"He (The Beast) forced everyone, small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark in his right hand or in his forehead, so that no one could buy or sell unless he had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of his name."The Book of the Revelation to John, Chapter 13, Verse 16-17.
"Let he that has wisdom count the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man, and his number is 666." The Book of The Revelation to John, Chapter 13, Verse 18.

There. 666 = Number of the Beast. RIGHT THERE. And my posts about 74 and 73 were in response to Pastor Zeke's questions about the numerological significance of 73. As for the "negitive conatation", which I believe you mean "negative connotation", that is not my problem since I am not trying to promote or boycott this man's theme park, but I am simply educating the general public (this means YOU!!!) on the meanings of certain numbers.
You are doing it in a manner that hurts your own religion in the long run. But aside from that if 666 is the number of the beast or not is then irreverent but .. my pastor said that is a detail mistranslated. I could be wrong. Ill grant you that one. Do I believe numbers hold mystical significance though? No. 73 is the number before 74. By definition. Aside from that whatever it is non mathematically is coincidence. But who knows maybe god has a sense of humor. Jesus = 74. Its irrelevant. And that fact that you said you dont care if you hurt his business or not end any point i have hear in this thread. except to respond to you. You hijacked this thread from a point of discussion of this mans business to 73 bad and 74 good.


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You are doing it in a manner that hurts your own religion in the long run. But aside from that if 666 is the number of the beast or not is then irreverent but .. my pastor said that is a detail mistranslated. I could be wrong. Ill grant you that one. Do I believe numbers hold mystical significance though? No. 73 is the number before 74. By definition. Aside from that whatever it is non mathematically is coincidence. But who knows maybe god has a sense of humor. Jesus = 74. Its irrelevant. And that fact that you said you dont care if you hurt his business or not end any point i have hear in this thread. except to respond to you. You hijacked this thread from a point of discussion of this mans business to 73 bad and 74 good.
No, 666 is NOT irrelevant. As for your pastor saying it's "mistranslated", where does he get that? Did he make it up? The Bible clearly states it is 666. How hard is it to screw up a number translation? "Uno is Five and Dos is Twenty-Three Thousand?" Think about it.

Call it coincidence, then. I stated the facts. It is up to you if you are willing to accept the truth or continue to allow into your head ILLUSIONARY GHOST SHARK THOUGHTS SENT BY SATAN.

And you cannot accuse me of thread hijacking since I made two posts in response to Pastor Ezekiel. From there, you've debated me on the 73/74 and questioned my research. YOU hijacked the thread; I've simply been defending myself.


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No, 666 is NOT irrelevant. As for your pastor saying it's "mistranslated", where does he get that? Did he make it up? The Bible clearly states it is 666. How hard is it to screw up a number translation? "Uno is Five and Dos is Twenty-Three Thousand?" Think about it.

Call it coincidence, then. I stated the facts. It is up to you if you are willing to accept the truth or continue to allow into your head ILLUSIONARY GHOST SHARK THOUGHTS SENT BY SATAN.

And you cannot accuse me of thread hijacking since I made two posts in response to Pastor Ezekiel. From there, you've debated me on the 73/74 and questioned my research. YOU hijacked the thread; I've simply been defending myself.
Wrong you hijacked it with your posts. I attacked your posts for being an apparently in advertanly attack one his marketing strategy. but my persence or yours doesn't fulfill the purpose of this thread. so i will leave. I admit i helped hijack this thread. but you started it. I wont post on this one again.


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