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Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories -
03-02-2007, 04:04 AM
According to the discredited loser demoncrat Al Gore, we are all going to die any day now because Greenland is melting. (I wonder why God named it "Greenland" if He wanted it covered in ice?)
Now a tinfoil hat wearing cannuck is taking it even further down the road of idiocy. THIS is just another example of how much the tree-huggers hate Jesus.
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OTTAWA (AFP) - A former Canadian defense minister is demanding governments worldwide disclose and use secret alien technologies obtained in alleged UFO crashes to stem climate change, a local paper said Wednesday.
"I would like to see what (alien) technology there might be that could eliminate the burning of fossil fuels within a generation ... that could be a way to save our planet," Paul Hellyer, told the Ottawa Citizen.
Alien spacecrafts would have traveled vast distances to reach Earth, and so must be equipped with advanced propulsion systems or used exceptional fuels, he told the newspaper.
Such alien technologies could offer humanity alternatives to fossil fuels, he said, pointing to the enigmatic 1947 incident in Roswell, New Mexico -- which has become a shrine for UFO believers -- as an example of alien contact.
"We need to persuade governments to come clean on what they know. Some of us suspect they know quite a lot, and it might be enough to save our planet if applied quickly enough," he said.
Hellyer became defense minister in former prime minister Lester Pearson's cabinet in 1963, and oversaw the controversial integration and unification of Canada's army, air force and navy into the Canadian Forces.
He shocked Canadians in September 2005 by announcing he once saw a UFO.
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First they force gay marriage on everyone, now this. Will the depravity of cannuckistan never cease?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories -
03-02-2007, 04:08 AM
this is 100% fake written by some idiot who likes to spread rumors
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03-02-2007, 09:56 PM
Don't be so naive friend, this is just a bad joke, how anyone can take a mockery like this seriously is beyond me.
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Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories -
03-02-2007, 10:36 PM
The Canadians are a menace to civilization. Because all of their native-born citizens have gone homer, they have to keep bringing in immigrants to keep their population from totally disappearing. It would be a bit sad if it weren't so funny to watch them slowly dying of wickedness, liberalism, false religion, monarchy-worship, sin, and bad weather. And of all the countries in the world, the one that should MOST want global warming is the one whose sissified crackpots are begging their communistic government leaders to keep it freezing.
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Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories -
03-02-2007, 11:33 PM
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this is 100% fake written by some idiot who likes to spread rumors
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Are you talking about global warming? That is indeed 100% fake. If, on the other hand, you were talking about the story posted by Pastor Ezekiel, you have simply to click on that link he posted to see how real it is. How many gluebags do you get through in a day, by the way?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories -
03-03-2007, 12:19 PM
It is proven that global warming is true, because everywhere on Earth the temperatures rise. Face it, the climate is changing.
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Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories -
03-03-2007, 12:25 PM
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It is proven that global warming is true, because everywhere on Earth the temperatures rise. Face it, the climate is changing.
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Yes, but perhaps it is the will of God? I'm not convinced that the earth will end in 2012 like the armagedonists claim, or that we'll all need SPF 1000 sunblock in 50 years. What if God has raised global temperatures to flood out a few places? He only said that HE wouldn't flood the whole world again. Britian, Japan, and California might be the targets.
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
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Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories -
03-03-2007, 12:39 PM
I have my own theory about the rising of the Earth temperature:
To many people go to hell which means the Hellfire burns harder ===> Temperature of the earth rises.
What can we do against it? - Convert people to the true belief ™ so that less people go to hell.
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Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories -
03-03-2007, 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Appelfap.
I have my own theory about the rising of the Earth temperature:
To many people go to hell which means the Hellfire burns harder ===> Temperature of the earth rises.
What can we do against it? - Convert people to the true belief ™ so that less people go to hell.
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Praise Jesus boy! For a foreigner, you've got a good head on your shoulders.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories -
03-05-2007, 06:24 PM
Thank you, Pastor Ezekiel.
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Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories -
03-06-2007, 02:27 AM
Oh my god ..... That ridiculus ..... You are so brainwashed in Your country ahahahahha
don't you see that The ouragan's periods are geting stronger and longer?
Same cases for Tornados?
this is directly an effect of the global warming
Oh an for shure Canadians are evil too , they respect everyone (gay, black, immigrants )
They are liberalism,humains rights and they respect the environnement
oh my god they should all burn in hell now
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Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories -
03-06-2007, 10:24 AM
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Oh an for shure Canadians are evil too , they respect everyone (gay, black, immigrants )
They are liberalism,humains rights and they respect the environnement
oh my god they should all burn in hell now
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There may be hope for you after all, unsaved trash. Canadians are capitalists, just like over half the US. They are the drug dealers of the world now, except their drugs are legal in most countries.
As for the tornados... I lived in the mid-west for most of my life. I used to sit outside my work and count funnel clouds during thunderstorms. It's no worse that it has always been. The most funnel clouds I ever counted was 28, and that was ten years ago.
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
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Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories -
03-06-2007, 07:44 PM
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Oh my god ..... That ridiculus ..... You are so brainwashed in Your country ahahahahha
don't you see that The ouragan's periods are geting stronger and longer?
this is directly an effect of the global warming
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Orangutans having longer menstrual cycles is an effect of global warming?!
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Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories -
03-06-2007, 07:49 PM
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Orangutans having longer menstrual cycles is an effect of global warming?!
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I was struck by that statement as well - how much research into primate menustration has this fellow been carrying out?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories -
03-06-2007, 10:50 PM
I will just laft at your face ....when you will not able to put gas in your Hummers , when somes shores will be flooded by the melt poles
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And I this time , you even won't see that we were right ....you will said : OH IT'S THE GREAT APOCALYSPE ...GOD IS THERE TO PUNISH US
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Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories -
03-06-2007, 10:55 PM
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I will just laft at your face ....when you will not able to put gas in your Hummers , when somes shores will be flooded by the melt poles
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And I this time , you even won't see that we were right ....you will said : OH IT'S THE GREAT APOCALYSPE ...GOD IS THERE TO PUNISH US
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Do you even know where Iowa is?
Look at a map. While Europe will be largely underwater and Canada will be a wasteland of death, Iowa will be enjoying wonderful weather, with great fields of corn growing to be made into ethanol to power our flex-fuel Hummers.
I'll make it easy. Iowa is the one marked IA. (Go north from Texas - TX - to Nebraska - NE - and then east.) Notice how it's far from any oceans.
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Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories -
03-06-2007, 10:56 PM
Personally, I do believe that global warming is a fact. However, Earth goes through various cycles, also those of temperature. As far as I'm concerned this heating up is part of natural events, and the effect of humans on it is minimal to none.
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Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories -
03-06-2007, 11:35 PM
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I will just laft at your face ....when you will not able to put gas in your Hummers , when somes shores will be flooded by the melt poles
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And I this time , you even won't see that we were right ....you will said : OH IT'S THE GREAT APOCALYSPE ...GOD IS THERE TO PUNISH US
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Vous le shien dans la blibotech! Hahahahahah! sur dans sur papilion! mon bleu!@...
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03-06-2007, 11:45 PM
Look
First , I don't care where you live, it's not your little field that matter, is the hole world , I don't care about that you are save in your little church ,I try to save humains lives( and this is not the unique effect of global warming: there's a lot more ....)
and pretty funny sister maria ... .now we are at the same level ... you can continu the debat in that language...I'm able to understand ..if you try to say really something later ..
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Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories -
03-06-2007, 11:55 PM
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Look
First , I don't care where you live, it's not your little field that matter, is the hole world , I don't care about that you are save in your little church ,I try to save humains lives( and this is not the unique effect of global warming: there's a lot more ....)
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Again friend you only look at the "big picture" and not THE BIG PICTURE. The BIG PICTURE is Jesus is going to keep us TRUE Christians all safe while He destroys the unsaved with global warming. This is why we say there is no such thing as Global Warming, it won't effect us.
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