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Default One minor example of how the KJV gets it wrong again! - 12-01-2009, 06:34 AM

One verse that is often translated incorrectly by these faithonlywit's would favor my loving works based Christianity. Unfortunately, after careful reasearch, it appears their King James Version clearly got this verse wrong.

KJV=Wrong
1 Corinthians 13:2

And though I have the gift of prophecy, and understand all mysteries, and all knowledge; and though I have all faith, so that I could remove mountains, and have not charity, I am nothing.

NIV=Right

1 Corinthians 13:2
If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but have not love, I am nothing.

ean taiV glwssaiV twn anqrwpwn lalw kai twn aggelwn agaphn de mh ecw gegona calkoV hcwn h kumbalon alalazon


Agaphn a conjugation of agape, as we all know, means love.

KJV=Wrong
1 Corinthians 13:4
Charity suffereth long, [and] is kind; charity envieth not; charity vaunteth not itself, is not puffed up,


NIV=Right
13:4 Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.

h agaph makroqumei crhsteuetai h agaph ou zhloi h agaph ou perpereuetai ou fusioutai

Just one of many mistranslations in God's Holy word!

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Default Re: One minor example of how the KJV gets it wrong again! - 12-01-2009, 10:27 PM

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Agaphn a conjugation of agape, as we all know, means love.

KJV=Wrong
1 Corinthians 13:4
Charity suffereth long, [and] is kind; charity envieth not; charity vaunteth not itself, is not puffed up,


NIV=Right
13:4 Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.

h agaph makroqumei crhsteuetai h agaph ou zhloi h agaph ou perpereuetai ou fusioutai

Just one of many mistranslations in God's Holy word!
Your own example shows why the NIV is untrustworthy. You've got three "agaph"s and three charities, but only two loves.

You presume to lecture us on whether "agaph" means love or charity. And yet you can't even count to three.


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1st Corinthians 15:16 For if the dead rise not, then is not Christ raised:
1st Corinthians 15:17 And if Christ be not raised, your faith is vain; ye are yet in your sins.
1st Corinthians 15:18 Then they also which are fallen asleep in Christ are perished.
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Default Re: One minor example of how the KJV gets it wrong again! - 12-01-2009, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Samuel Coleridge View Post
One verse that is often translated incorrectly by these faithonlywit's would favor my loving works based Christianity. Unfortunately, after careful reasearch, it appears their King James Version clearly got this verse wrong.

KJV=Wrong
1 Corinthians 13:2
And though I have the gift of prophecy, and understand all mysteries, and all knowledge; and though I have all faith, so that I could remove mountains, and have not charity, I am nothing.

NIV=Right
1 Corinthians 13:2
If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but have not love, I am nothing.

ean taiV glwssaiV twn anqrwpwn lalw kai twn aggelwn agaphn de mh ecw gegona calkoV hcwn h kumbalon alalazon

Agaphn a conjugation of agape, as we all know, means love.

KJV=Wrong
1 Corinthians 13:4
Charity suffereth long, [and] is kind; charity envieth not; charity vaunteth not itself, is not puffed up,

NIV=Right
13:4 Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.

h agaph makroqumei crhsteuetai h agaph ou zhloi h agaph ou perpereuetai ou fusioutai

Just one of many mistranslations in God's Holy word!

Your perpetual servant in the name of Jesus Christ,

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Well... this is a great example of you "Overanalyzing" god's holy word in the KJV. I really have no interest in arguing with you, you're just too dumb... sorry.

But good luck to ya'
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Default Re: One minor example of how the KJV gets it wrong again! - 12-01-2009, 10:57 PM

Such is the fate of those not able to count.

Here is the Landover Baptist Faith and Message statement
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"The Holy Bible, KJV1611, was written by men divinely inspired and is God's revelation of Himself to man. It is a perfect treasure of divine instruction. It has God for its author, salvation for its end, and truth, without any mixture of error, for its matter. Therefore, all Scripture is totally true and trustworthy.”





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Default Re: One minor example of how the KJV gets it wrong again! - 12-01-2009, 11:36 PM

Please see my world famous series on how to tell which Bible version is the one True Word of God HERE. All of your arguments are systematically pre-defeated.

I await your heartfelt apology and Love Offering to Landover Baptist Church, God's favorite.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: One minor example of how the KJV gets it wrong again! - 12-05-2009, 04:26 AM

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Your own example shows why the NIV is untrustworthy. You've got three "agaph"s and three charities, but only two loves.

You presume to lecture us on whether "agaph" means love or charity. And yet you can't even count to three.
Truly! The translators used "it" as a pronoun used in place of Love.

Maybe we could have a tiebreaker. I give you Young's Literal Translation of the Textus Receptus.

2and if I have prophecy, and know all the secrets, and all the knowledge, and if I have all the faith, so as to remove mountains, and have not love, I am nothing;

If your argument is that agape really means charity, I would be glad to be proven wrong.

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Default Re: One minor example of how the KJV gets it wrong again! - 12-05-2009, 05:49 AM

So the translation that puts “Love” instead of “its” is OK but the one that puts “Charity” instead of (according to you) “Love” is wrong?

You say you believe that the word should be “Love” and you also believe that the Pope’s infallible and the death cookie is Flesh.

What’s your point? You think you know what the verse is; we are assured that KJV1611 is inerrant.

May I suggest that God’s Word really was “Charity” and the Greeks got it wrong? You say that in KJV1611 the translator made a mistake, yet that word was given to man under inspiration from his King and God.

You are putting your trust in some Greek monk, and The Lord alone knows what was going through his mind at the time when he wrote what he did.

OK, if that’s what you want to do, carry on. Don’t come begging and praying to us when you’re roasting in Hell.





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So the translation that puts “Love” instead of “its” is OK but the one that puts “Chrarity” instead of (according to you) “Love” is wrong?
Is it Love or is it Charity? Either way, I'm okay with the answer. I am both loving and charitable. I would describe myself as the one of the most humble and kind Christians who ever existed.

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You say you believe that the word should be “Love” and you also believe that the Pope’s infallible and the death cookie is Flesh.
I don't believe we have met. I'm far from a Papist. Transubstantiation is a silly superstition put forth by wacky Roman pagans.

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OK, if that’s what you want to do, carry on. Don’t come begging and praying to us when you’re roasting in Hell.
Erm... I'm just hoping there is a cool neighborhood in Heaven close to the downtown/city center that has good coffee, interesting people and no Landoverites.

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[...]I don't believe we have met. I'm far from a Papist. Transubstantiation is a silly superstition put forth by wacky Roman pagans.
I apologize. Your rantings against KJV1611 and your obsession with esoteric trivia gave every appearance of a sinner versed in the propaganda of the Antichrist. If you will accept, I will downgrade my opinion to "cafeteria-Christian without hope of Salvation™."





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Truly! The translators used "it" as a pronoun used in place of Love.
I see. The NIV doesn't have love, and the NIV doesn't have charity. But the NIV is full of "it". What a wonderful slogan.

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Maybe we could have a tiebreaker. I give you Young's Literal Translation of the Textus Receptus.

2and if I have prophecy, and know all the secrets, and all the knowledge, and if I have all the faith, so as to remove mountains, and have not love, I am nothing;

[COLOR=Black]If your argument is that agape really means charity, I would be glad to be proven wrong.
So when the NIV is proved wrong, you switch to Young's. Well, all you've proved so far is that the KJV1611 is not a literal translation. "agaph" can mean love, and it can mean charity, depending on the context:

Romans 12:9 Let love be without dissimulation. Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good.

In the context that you quote (1 Cor. 12:31-13:13), Paul is discussing the three Christian graces, Faith, Hope and Charity, so naturally the word is properly translated as charity in this context.


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I see. The NIV doesn't have love, and the NIV doesn't have charity. But the NIV is full of "it". What a wonderful slogan.


So when the NIV is proved wrong, you switch to Young's. Well, all you've proved so far is that the KJV1611 is not a literal translation. "agaph" can mean love, and it can mean charity, depending on the context:

Romans 12:9 Let love be without dissimulation. Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good.

In the context that you quote (1 Cor. 12:31-13:13), Paul is discussing the three Christian graces, Faith, Hope and Charity, so naturally the word is properly translated as charity in this context.
Sir, you need look no further than 1 Corinthians 13:3 to realize that the text obviously refers to love.

And though I bestow all my goods to feed the poor, and though I give my body to be burned, and have not charity, it profiteth me nothing.


Does that make any sense in the context? If I give away everything and offer up my own life for others, I don't have charity?

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Shoo? What in tarnation are you talking about shoos for you idiot? What does shoos have anything to do with the Bible?

Jesus wore sandals not shoos, I reckon its time you REPENT!


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Sir, you need look no further than 1 Corinthians 13:3 to realize that the text obviously refers to love.

And though I bestow all my goods to feed the poor, and though I give my body to be burned, and have not charity, it profiteth me nothing.


Does that make any sense in the context? If I give away everything and offer up my own life for others, I don't have charity?

Your humble servant in Christ,

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You will recall that all those who say Lord, Lord are not holy, yet your claim is that all giving is charity. Clearly this cannot be the case. Charity implies a genuine selfless motive.


So even to someone such as yourself, 1 Cor:13:3 should have a meaning deeper than your naďve criticism. Naturally, however, my disappointment falls heaviest on your thought that The Word of God should somehow be less than perfect.

Your immortal soul is in peril as you persist in this worldly and arrogant display of pseudo-knowledge in a transparent attempt to gather kudos from God. Sir, you are not preaching to some hicks here, who may fall for your silver tongued sanake-oil salesmanship and thus tithe heavily into your coffers. No Sir, you have met your match and more besides.

I suggest 1Pe:5:5: Likewise, ye younger, submit yourselves unto the elder. Yea, all of you be subject one to another, and be clothed with humility: for God resisteth the proud, and giveth grace to the humble.





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You will recall that all those who say Lord, Lord are not holy, yet your claim is that all giving is charity. Clearly this cannot be the case. Charity implies a genuine selfless motive.
So is it love or is it charity? There is plenty of precedent to say that it love is charity. If so, it's a beautiful and perfect scripture.

We must give up everything and love one another! Praise! I knew we had common beliefs!

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So even to someone such as yourself, 1 Cor:13:3 should have a meaning deeper than your naďve criticism. Naturally, however, my disappointment falls heaviest on your thought that The Word of God should somehow be less than perfect.
Thanks to you, I know that it is perfect. Charity and love! Hallelujah (a suspiciously Arab sounding word)!

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Your immortal soul is in peril as you persist in this worldly and arrogant display of pseudo-knowledge in a transparent attempt to gather kudos from God.
Do you think I am earning kudos from God? Praise the Lord that my works are found good in His sight! I try so hard to be humble, but it's difficult sometimes, as I believe myself to be one of God's greatest servants through my humility.

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Sir, you are not preaching to some hicks here,
Well, a few of you certainly are the exceptions, which prove the rule. I'm glad to have met such studied ignorami.

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who may fall for your silver tongued sanake-oil salesmanship and thus tithe heavily into your coffers.
Sir, you offend me. My tongue is insured that to the level of gold by the ounce.

I have no need for earthly rewards as my portion lies in heaven. My only hope is that once your angry former members leave, they join a tolerant and godly liberal church like the Anglicans, Episcopalians, Unitarians or the Universal Church of Christ. They will be well taken care of in our bake sales.


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No Sir, you have met your match and more besides.
Indeed, I have. You are worthy opponents. The Moriarty to my Holmes.

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I suggest 1Pe:5:5: Likewise, ye younger, submit yourselves unto the elder. Yea, all of you be subject one to another, and be clothed with humility: for God resisteth the proud, and giveth grace to the humble.
Funny, I would say the same to you, sir.
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So is it love or is it charity?
It is what it says it is and wherever it says it in KJV 1611
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We must give up everything and love one another!
Your fluffy-bunnyness amuses me but not in a good way. Our Brothers are Brothers in Christ and these we love. Our Enemies are those of God Himself and we hate them as does He.
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Your beliefs are certainly common, Landover’s beliefs are refined
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Zec:13:8: And it shall come to pass, that in all the land, saith the LORD, two parts therein shall be cut off and die; but the third shall be left therein.
Zec:13:9: And I will bring the third part through the fire, and will refine them as silver is refined, and will try them as gold is tried: they shall call on my name, and I will hear them: I will say, It is my people: and they shall say, The LORD is my God.
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No, and, I suspect, neither does He Who sees into the souls of men
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2Pe:2:1: But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction.
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Why stop there? Why not compare many of the popular versions and highlight text where at least two of them disagree on what the Word of God is:

KJV:
And though I have the gift of prophecy, and understand all mysteries, and all knowledge; and though I have all faith, so that I could remove mountains, and have not charity, I am nothing.

NIV:
If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but have not love, I am nothing.

NAS:
If I have the gift of prophecy, and know all mysteries and all knowledge; and if I have all faith, so as to remove mountains, but do not have love, I am nothing.

NLT:
If I had the gift of prophecy, and if I understood all of God’s secret plans and possessed all knowledge, and if I had such faith that I could move mountains, but didn’t love others, I would be nothing.

ASV:
And if I have the gift of prophecy, and know all mysteries and all knowledge; and if I have all faith, so as to remove mountains, but have not love, I am nothing.

YLT:
and if Ihave prophecy, and know all the secrets, and all the knowledge, and if I have all the faith, so as to remove mountains, and have not love, I am nothing

Now you can see from above that not only does the KJV1611 make the most sense, it is the ONLY one that:

  1. Uses the word "charity" instead of "love"
  2. Uses the phrase "and though" instead of "if" or "and if"
  3. Uses the phrase "understand" instead of "know" or "understood."
Etc.

Now do you see?


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I would describe myself as the one of the most humble and kind Christians who ever existed.

No offense,
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Perhaps you should look up the word humble.

I'll save you the time...

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not proud or haughty : not arrogant or assertive
Calling oneself MOST pretty much ruins the whole Humble thing. Were you actually humble, we'd know it, you wouldn't have to tell us.

You remind me of Moses.

Numbers 12:3 (Now the man Moses was very meek, above all the men which were upon the face of the earth.)

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Default Re: One minor example of how the KJV gets it wrong again! - 12-29-2009, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Samuel Coleridge View Post
So is it love or is it charity? There is plenty of precedent to say that it love is charity. If so, it's a beautiful and perfect scripture.
Like I said: It can mean both depending on the situation. You were quoting 1st Corinthians 13:4, so you'll have to look at what 1st Corinthians is all about.

As you know Paul had been authorized by the Jerusalem council to act as an apostle to the gentiles, on the condition that he would bring back a big fat tithe. I am sure you remember that Peter was a hook-nosed Jew whose name means "the Rock?". Well, Paul's job was to gather money from the new Christians (homosexual Greeks) and give it to Peter. Talk about finding yourself between "a rock" and a hard place. Oy vey!

If you look at chapter 9 you'll see how Paul speaks of reaping carnal profits. He founded the congregation in Corinth and now he intends to "eat the fruit thereof":

1 Cor 9:7 Who goeth a warfare any time at his own charges? who planteth a vineyard, and eateth not of the fruit thereof? or who feedeth a flock, and eateth not of the milk of the flock?
1 Cor 9:8 Say I these things as a man? or saith not the law the same also?
1 Cor 9:9 For it is written in the law of Moses, Thou shalt not muzzle the mouth of the ox that treadeth out the corn. Doth God take care for oxen?
1 Cor 9:10 Or saith he it altogether for our sakes? For our sakes, no doubt, this is written: that he that ploweth should plow in hope; and that he that thresheth in hope should be partaker of his hope.
1 Cor 9:11 If we have sown unto you spiritual things, is it a great thing if we shall reap your carnal things?

At the end of the epistle, Paul speaks directly of the collection, which he intends to pick up and deliver to Peter and James:

1 Cor 16:1 Now concerning the collection for the saints, as I have given order to the churches of Galatia, even so do ye.
1 Cor 16:2 Upon the first day of the week let every one of you lay by him in store, as God hath prospered him, that there be no gatherings when I come.
1 Cor 16:3 And when I come, whomsoever ye shall approve by your letters, them will I send to bring your liberality unto Jerusalem.

There it is: As plain a the nose in Peter's face. Now, do you understand why Paul considers charity to be more important than hope and faith?


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1st Corinthians 15:16 For if the dead rise not, then is not Christ raised:
1st Corinthians 15:17 And if Christ be not raised, your faith is vain; ye are yet in your sins.
1st Corinthians 15:18 Then they also which are fallen asleep in Christ are perished.
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