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Default GOD kills REINDEER to teach the children. - 12-20-2010, 02:45 PM

Trip to see Santa? Kids? Simple really. Thank you Lord.

Children find dead deer entombed in icy lake on 'magical' trip to see Father Christmas at country park | Mail Online

Distraught children find dead deer entombed in icy lake on 'magical' trip to see Father Christmas at country park



By Daily Mail Reporter
Last updated at 12:47 PM on 20th December 2010


Children who visited a country park in the hope of seeing Father Christmas' reindeer were left horrified when they saw several animals that had fallen through thin ice and drowned.
Visitors to Whitworth Hall Country Park, in County Durham, were greeted by the gruesome sight after at least eight deer and stags died during the big freeze.
Hoof marks could still be seen on the ice leading to where the deer broke through into the freezing lake.

Sad sight: A stag's body could be seen by visitors at Whitworth Hall Country Park in County Durham after it fell through ice



Risky business: A stag and a doe appear oblivious to the bodies of others stuck in the ice

One woman, who asked not to be named, was visiting Santa's grotto with her eight-year-old son in the grounds of a hotel in the park.

She said: 'My son was distressed and we did not feel comfortable. It was an awful sight and nothing seemed to have been done about it.



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'I don't think they should have let the children continue to feed the deer at the Santa Claus event when you could see the dead ones frozen in the lake.'
John Thomas, from Bishop Auckland, visited the 73-acre deer park with his wife, Sophie, and children Jack, six, and Kaitlyn, four.

Bad i-deer: The deer are a popular attraction at the country park but have fallen victim to the cold weather

John said: 'We came especially to see the deer because the kids think this is where Santa's reindeer live during the year before he comes to collect them for Christmas Eve.
'It was a bit of a shock to arrive and see so many of them trapped in the lake.

'Fortunately, my kids didn't notice because the bodies are quite far out and there are plenty that are still alive that they can look at.'
Louise Philips, from Spennymoor, was attending a family lunch that included children Amy, seven, Thomas, five, and Maisie, two.


Frozen: The animals died after mistaking the frozen lake for snow-covered land, to the horror of visitors


She said: 'It is sad but I don't suppose they could stop them going out on the lake. 'It wouldn't be right to put people's lives at risk to go and rescue them.

'We haven't told the kids - it would upset them, but they've been distracted by the ones that are still here.'
Park staff were unavailable for comment, but earlier this month manager Alan Lax described how the snow and freezing conditions had turned the lake into a death trap for the deer.

'We have put hay bales and food down to pull them away from the lake, but because the park is white and the lake it white they don't see the difference and walk across.'
He said it would be impossible to fence off the lake and attempts to break up the ice were futile as the lake quickly re-froze.

A spokesman for the RSPCA said it had taken several calls from concerned members of the public and an inspector was examining the situation.


Danger: The animals cannot be kept from the ice

She said: 'I believe contact has been made with the owners of the park. The charity has to prioritise living animals which are in dire straits over animals which have already perished.'
Animal expert Phil Gates said: 'This kind of tragedy does happen with wild animals.

'Sometimes, when lakes freeze, the water level beneath the ice drops down, making the ice on top even more fragile.
'Lighter animals such as rabbits and foxes can get across, but anything as heavy as a deer will go through.'


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Default Re: GOD kills REINDEER to teach the children. - 12-20-2010, 03:58 PM

It seems to me the ice would preserve the meat of the animals for quite some time. Maybe they could make venison sausage when the carcasses are retrieved and sell it in the gift shop? Or maybe Santa could pass out the sausages to the kids when they come to give him their list?

And recall, reindeer cheweth the cud, and have hooves that are cloven.


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Oh, almost forgot, don't be hitting that with the Zamboni!
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Default Re: GOD kills REINDEER to teach the children. - 12-20-2010, 05:43 PM

Reindeer are nasty bastards and deserve all they get. They were chosen by Santa, who is the invention of Satan, (note the anagram) for that very reason. The more that drop through the ice the better.

However, thanks to Jesus repealing the dietary laws, I have eaten reindeer and can say that, with a rich blackberry sauce, they are delicious.

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NORDIC BUSINESS REPORT-12 December 2003-Swedish study finds reindeer herders have most dangerous job©1994-2003 M2 COMMUNICATIONS LTD.

A new study in Sweden has analysed how dangerous a range of professions are and concluded that reindeer herders have the most dangerous job in the country.

The study looked at the causes of death among all jobs in Sweden, using government statistics on work-related accidents. They found that between 1961 and 2000 there were 150 deaths on the job among the herders, most of whom belong to indigenous Sami communities in the north of the country.

The number of deaths among reindeer herders was more than twice that for farmers and more than three times the number of deaths among construction workers during the same period, according to The Associated Press.





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Default Re: GOD kills REINDEER to teach the children. - 12-20-2010, 05:49 PM

Cernunnos, the ancient horned god of the Celtic Pantheon was also responsible for human sacrifice. Here he is as depicted on the Gundestrup Cauldron. His mutation into Canall Cérnach of Irish mythology has him charming snakes.



Agreed. Nasty animals.

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Default Re: GOD kills REINDEER to teach the children. - 12-20-2010, 05:53 PM

I shot a lot of reindeer since they are fun to hunt. I don't really like the taste of reindeer meat though, so I usually leave them as food for the wolves.


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Cernunnos, the ancient horned god of the Celtic Pantheon was also responsible for human sacrifice. Here he is as depicted on the Gundestrup Cauldron. His mutation into Canall Cérnach of Irish mythology has him charming snakes.



Agreed. Nasty animals.

YIC, McUinnean of that Ilk.
Obviously I have to bow to your superior knowledge in matters Celtic, but it looks to me like Buddha is trying to squirt a jet of water from a hosepipe, through his ears and have it come out through some metal ring on the other side. Directly behind him is a reindeer who is ruining the picture on purpose - I think it is an early example of "Photo-Bombing".





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Default Re: GOD kills REINDEER to teach the children. - 12-23-2010, 07:39 AM

Well if LIEbrals didn't spend so much time LYING to their kids, they wouldn't have to worry about this mess.

First of all, my kids know better than to buy all of that Santa and reindeer crap, and secondly they know enough about nature to know that stuff like this happens. I don't tell them that their doggy ran away, or that it's in heaven. I tell my children the TRUTH©


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