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Default Latest Cattylick Blasphemy : CLOWN CHURCH!!! - 01-31-2011, 05:23 PM

The Cattylick Church have gone TOO FAR!!! Not content in being the Largest Pedophile Ring in the World, those Saint-worshipping Ring-kissing Alter-boy Sodomizing false-Christian Cult have to come up with yet another Blasphemy :


CLOWN CHURCH!!!


Friends, it is an abomination! Take a look at some of these freaks -









Yes, The Annual Clown Church Service, held annually on the first Sunday of Febuary every year in the Holy Trinity Church in Dalston is of the Devil!

Did Jesus preach the Sermon on the Mount, whilst making balloon animals? NO!

Did he feed 5000 people, while wearing a big red nose and big silly shoes, and honking a comedy horn? NO!

No doubt the Pastor of this blasphemy is driven into Church by midgets in some ridiclous joke-car with square wheels and it's doors falling off!

I very much doubt God is laughing at this freakshow!


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Default Re: Latest Cattylick Blasphemy : CLOWN CHURCH!!! - 01-31-2011, 05:46 PM

Clown Church--the Catlicks are sick, just sick.

As is it wasn't funny enough to dress the Pope up in a dunce hat, not this.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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