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Where were YOU on Sept 11, 2001? -
09-11-2011, 04:17 PM
It's tragic, history-changing events like this that make us stop and pause and remember exactly where we were when we first heard the news. It's a shared experience that brings us all together.
I remember that day all too clearly. I was in prison, awaiting my parole hearing in a couple weeks. I was very excited since I was sentenced to 65 years for embezzlement, fraud, wire fraud, tax evasion, and perjury, but my lawyer was going to have me out in nine. We were getting ready to get up to go down to the chow hall for breakfast when I heard Marcus "Short Dawg" Jefferson yell from the cell across the way. "HOLY SHEEIT! TURN ON YO TEEVEES. BIG SHIT GONE DOWN IN THE NYC!" his fat lips flapped.
So I turned it on (we had cable), and I saw it all on FOX News. The first plane had already hit, but a couple minutes into watching it, I saw the second plane hit live. My cell mate Ramon "Smiley" Hernandez made a joke about airline pilots being old and having poor eye sight. I laughed along with him. (I did everything he told me).
I'll never forget seeing those towers fall. I'll never forget seeing the stalwart and resilient President Bush on TV addressing the tragedy. I'll never forget the joy that rang out in my heart when I heard we were going to Afghanistan and make those sons-of-bitches pay.
9/11...Where were YOU?
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Re: Where were YOU on Sept 11, 2001? -
09-11-2011, 04:48 PM
I was on my knees in Pastor's study. In Prayer, it must have been.
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Re: Where were YOU on Sept 11, 2001? -
09-11-2011, 05:11 PM
In 2001 I was still selling my body on the streets to maintain my crack addiction. That morning I had a pocket full of cash after spending a sordid night with three oriental business men and a poloroid camera. The money went on a cocktail of drugs and just assumed the stuff I was watching on the small black and white TV was just a bad 'trip'. I couldn't have been real, things like that just don't happen.
Obviously this was before Jesus came into my life and saved me,
Glory!
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Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
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Re: Where were YOU on Sept 11, 2001? -
09-11-2011, 06:39 PM
Honestly, I forget where I was on September 11th, 2001.
But I remember March 20th, 2003 like it was yesterday. I was in a sports bar in south Georgia and Godly George W. Bush was declaring war on Iraq on Fox News. Glory!!!
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Re: Where were YOU on Sept 11, 2001? -
09-11-2011, 06:55 PM
I was at a Young Christian Men's retreat on a private island in the Pacific out in international waters. I didn't know for a month.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Where were YOU on Sept 11, 2001? -
09-11-2011, 07:26 PM
I was hunting.
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Where were YOU on Sept 11, 2001? -
09-11-2011, 07:34 PM
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I was hunting.
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Me too. Damn, I gotta empty the backyard soon. The house has been sold and they're putting a condo up.
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Re: Where were YOU on Sept 11, 2001? -
09-11-2011, 08:03 PM
God only knows, but he's on my pay roll. Good to hear from you Deaner. Glad to hear your cleanin out the back yard. My DEA/EPA connects told me you were gettin a little loose. P.S. Burn anything linking you to me first,I'll send a runner to light the match. (You dont wanna be close).
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Re: Where were YOU on Sept 11, 2001? -
09-11-2011, 08:53 PM
I know where I was..
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Re: Where were YOU on Sept 11, 2001? -
09-11-2011, 09:01 PM
I happened to be a witness to history. I was hard at work at Booker Elementary in Sarasota putting a six pack of fresh WeeMan™ urinal cakes in the boys bathroom. Right down the hall, in a classroom I had dry mopped just that morning, our great healer and President, George W. Bush sprang into action, simultaneously ordering a ham on rye and the bombing of Iraq. The godless liberal press tried to smear the man, but I was there to witness the truth. (I put the cakes on Ebay, with a high reserve, but got no takers.)
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Re: Where were YOU on Sept 11, 2001? -
09-11-2011, 11:19 PM
I was in a kind of institution due to a huge Court blunder. I still stand behind following claims: I don’t know how that man got in the trunk of my car; I never saw him before; it wasn’t me but heat and lack of air; the bastard had it coming.
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Re: Where were YOU on Sept 11, 2001? -
09-12-2011, 12:10 AM
I was doing my womanly duty and in the process of making another soldier for Christ. He's 9 now, Strapping young lad.
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Re: Where were YOU on Sept 11, 2001? -
09-12-2011, 12:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Don Bozo el Guapo
. Good to hear from you Deaner. Glad to hear your cleanin out the back yard. My DEA/EPA connects told me you were gettin a little loose. P.S. Burn anything linking you to me first,I'll send a runner to light the match. (You dont wanna be close).
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Hey Boze; long time no see. I've been laying low slitting sinners throats and putting them in sewer tunnels. Stay away from any low lying areas with swamps and shit. If you see any stiff arms sticking out from the dirt do me a favour and break it at the elbow so it sinks again.
You still in Meh-hico? Hope to see you soon bro. Much love.
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Re: Where were YOU on Sept 11, 2001? -
09-12-2011, 04:47 PM
well, I remember exactly. I was praying in my prayer closet for God to kill a bunch of Homos and misc other sinners. The power of prayer is amazing.
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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Where were YOU on Sept 11, 2001? -
09-13-2011, 12:38 AM
I recall being very happy at about 9:45 Am that day that my investment accounts were at Smith Barney on 53rd Street and not Morgan Stanley on the 93rd floor.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Where were YOU on Sept 11, 2001? -
12-11-2011, 09:26 AM
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I know where I was..
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