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Default Re: Australian fires - 01-12-2020, 02:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Titus Templeton View Post
And who knows maybe a few witches and demons get burned, too.
Oh, I don't doubt it. Apparently Australia is home to an entire species of savage apes who the Darwinists are fond of trotting out as the "missing link" that "proves" evolution. Apparently, in addition to huffing gasoline and raping their own offspring, these simian creatures of near-human appearance practice a primitive form of magic and devil worship.



Pictured: The beings referred to as "Homo erectus" (not making that up!) by scientists.


Once all of these native beasts, as well as the Irish criminal-descended atheists and sodomites have been burnt and purged away, Australia can be reclaimed for God. Praise His holy name!


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