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Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in! -
02-27-2010, 12:27 AM
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And your issue with that is what exactly?
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I believe we are all equal. Race does not make you a bad person. Those who denounce thier race are wrong. I don't believe anyone was put on this earth to be a slave. Black or white man or woman. Or any other ethnic orgin.
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Hey, If you believe so then fine. But I have seen no propf in what you have shown me that Cannan was black.
Is this the post that got me this infraction
Dear TrueJuggaloMaMa,
You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.
Reason: Being a Sassy-Mouthed Feminazi Bitch
Is it proper for a preacher to use this kind of language. Wow my preacher does not dare use language like that.
But thank you by the way. That word does not borther me as I say to others who call me that
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Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in! -
02-27-2010, 12:41 AM
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I believe we are all equal. Race does not make you a bad person. Those who denounce thier race are wrong. I don't believe anyone was put on this earth to be a slave. Black or white man or woman. Or any other ethnic orgin.
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Can you back that up with Scripture?
You might want to take a look at THIS thread on the Biblical origin of the races.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in! -
02-27-2010, 01:03 AM
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I believe we are all equal.
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I believe you are an idiot. Feel better now?
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in! -
02-27-2010, 01:22 AM
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Can you back that up with Scripture?
You might want to take a look at THIS thread on the Biblical origin of the races.
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Show me you proof first.
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Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in! -
02-27-2010, 01:38 AM
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Cranky Old Man You have the right to believe what you want.
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I also believe you are heading straight for hell.
How little we care about your insults: Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."
Why you need to follow the entire Bible: 2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"
Why we must judge you to save your soul: Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour." John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."
Why it is very important to avoid hell (you are heading straight for it at the moment): Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched"
Being an idiot is not an excuse: Romans 1:21 "Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened."
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in! -
02-27-2010, 02:27 AM
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I don't believe those negroes and their T-Shirts. I think they are lying. They still look like savage beasts from the jungle.
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I think being racist is wrong.
If that is truly your opinion then yo mama comes from the jungle.
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02-27-2010, 02:34 AM
BTB is not from the steamy dark jungle, she's an angel from the golden plains of Iowa.
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Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in! -
02-27-2010, 03:30 AM
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A negro that's given up fornicating?
Surely this is a mistake.
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Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in! -
02-28-2010, 05:26 AM
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Show me you proof first.
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So you don't believe in the Bible? Why not. God wrote it for a reason, you know.
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Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in! -
02-28-2010, 06:30 PM
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A negro that's given up fornicating?
Surely this is a mistake.
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I'm guessing he's also given up being a negro. It happens.
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Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in! -
03-02-2010, 03:57 PM
hey do you guys print those shirts in black?
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Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in! -
03-02-2010, 05:40 PM
We do not sell 'goth clothes'.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in! -
03-02-2010, 11:51 PM
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We do not sell 'goth clothes'.
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I don't look good in the brightest of colors so i was just wondering. atleast something like navy blue?
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Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in! -
03-06-2010, 09:07 AM
Do you have any in extra large, without the ex bit in the text?
Cheers.
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Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in! -
03-06-2010, 09:19 AM
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Do you have any in extra large, without the ex bit in the text?
Cheers.
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It is very brave of you to confess to being an obese self-abuser, but unfortunately we don't stock the required shirt.
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Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in! -
03-06-2010, 09:56 AM
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Do you have any in extra large, without the ex bit in the text?
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You are probably also an obsessive compulsive masturbator. The Bible is very clear on what you have to do about that. You have to rent a chainsaw and remove your hand! Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched". To be on the safe side you might want to remove both hands.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in! -
03-06-2010, 10:13 AM
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You are probably also an obsessive compulsive masturbator. The Bible is very clear on what you have to do about that. You have to rent a chainsaw and remove your hand! Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched". To be on the safe side you might want to remove both hands.
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The both hands bit could be difficult... I suppose I could chew the other one off.
Does it have to be a chainsaw?
Does this mean god is an Evil Dead fan?
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Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in! -
03-06-2010, 10:42 AM
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Does it have to be a chainsaw?
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A chainsaw is recommended due to ease of self-amputation; remove one hand, and then strap the chainsaw to your stump in order to remove remaining hand. Using an ax would be too laborious -- especially when hacking off the remaining hand.
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Does this mean god is an Evil Dead fan?
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Now that's just silly.
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Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in! -
03-06-2010, 06:43 PM
Wouldn't a table saw be easier? I mean you just turn it on and lean in.
Just trying to be helpful.
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Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in! -
03-22-2010, 10:58 AM
Why are you arguing about self-mutilation? Surely none of you are planning on doing this. A chainsaw is designed to not function unless both hands are being used, hence the dead-man's brake and the trigger. A conventional, man powered saw would prove to be useless, as most people do not have the willpower to go through with it. There are cases, however, of people cutting off extremities while using a table saw, though.
I would advise against all of these courses of action. All of them would only end in your pain and suffering, and God does not want His children to suffer. He loves each and every one of you and only wants you to be with him after your time on this Earth has come to an end. Please stop arguing and suggesting ways to hurt one's self. Someone already hurt himself so that you may live forever. Please do not forget Him...
"Evil triumphs when good men do nothing." - A Very Wise Man
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