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IM LOOKIN -
02-14-2009, 08:11 PM
CHECK OUT MY 84 CHEVY WITH A 700R4 TRANNY AND A EDELBROCK 750 CARB!!!!!!!!!! IM LOOKIN FOR A GIRL TO SIT RIGHT IN THE MIDDEL OF THAT BENCH SEET!
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Re: IM LOOKIN -
02-14-2009, 09:00 PM
Why, Skeeter! Do your Righteous Parents, Mother Glynndie and Elmer, know that you are trolling these Godly boards ...Valentine's Day... for "a honey?" I gasp!
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Re: IM LOOKIN -
02-14-2009, 09:04 PM
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Why, Skeeter! Do your Righteous Parents, Mother Glynndie and Elmer, know that you are trolling these Godly boards ...Valentine's Day... for "a honey?" I gasp!
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MOMMA GLENDIE MADE ME SOME SNICKERDOODLS WITH REDHOTS THERE WAITIN ON THE DASH 4 U!!!
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Re: IM LOOKIN -
02-14-2009, 09:09 PM
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MOMMA GLENDIE MADE ME SOME SNICKERDOODLS WITH REDHOTS THERE WAITIN ON THE DASH 4 U!!!
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With...REDHOTS???
Christ, give me courage.
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Re: IM LOOKIN -
02-14-2009, 09:24 PM
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With...REDHOTS???
Christ, give me courage.
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WE CAN GO TO A PG MOVIE AND THEN GO DOWN TO THE RIVER AND READ TH E BIBLE?
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Re: IM LOOKIN -
02-14-2009, 09:31 PM
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WE CAN GO TO A PG MOVIE AND THEN GO DOWN TO THE RIVER AND READ TH E BIBLE?
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Stay outta my timber boy, the Rotties will be down by the river waitin
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: IM LOOKIN -
02-14-2009, 09:36 PM
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WE CAN GO TO A PG MOVIE AND THEN GO DOWN TO THE RIVER AND READ TH E BIBLE?
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My JESUS, Skeeter, you are making it hard on me.
But first I must eat my Dinner, which does include Freedom fries but does not include sinful scallops ("shellFish") and reflect on this matter further. Perhaps also after a Godly box of Chocolates, some Baloney & Mayo Sandwiches, and several Eclairs.
I shall be back here tomorrow, God Willing. And if the Pastors-that-be don't like what they see, we can always give out with a few rousing choruses of, Bringing in the Sheaves
(Did you like how I italicized? I'm good at many things, as many of our Pastors here know.)
Yams in Cream,
Sister Sue Vera ("SUV")
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Re: IM LOOKIN -
02-14-2009, 10:06 PM
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My JESUS, Skeeter, you are making it hard on me.
But first I must eat my Dinner, which does include Freedom fries but does not include sinful scallops ("shellFish") and reflect on this matter further. Perhaps also after a Godly box of Chocolates, some Baloney & Mayo Sandwiches, and several Eclairs.
I shall be back here tomorrow, God Willing. And if the Pastors-that-be don't like what they see, we can always give out with a few rousing choruses of, Bringing in the Sheaves
(Did you like how I italicized? I'm good at many things, as many of our Pastors here know.)
Yams in Cream,
Sister Sue Vera ("SUV")
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DONT KNOW IF THATS A YES OR NO BUT THEIRS A TRACTOR PULL AFTER CHURCH IN CASE U WANT 2 GO!
PS TRACTOR PULL & DAIRY QUEEN???
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02-15-2009, 01:37 PM
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DONT KNOW IF THATS A YES OR NO BUT THEIRS A TRACTOR PULL AFTER CHURCH IN CASE U WANT 2 GO!
PS TRACTOR PULL & DAIRY QUEEN???
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...and maybe leafing through KJVs as we Eat our Dairy Queens whilst riding on the tractor? PURE HEAVEN!!!
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Re: IM LOOKIN -
02-15-2009, 02:53 PM
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...and maybe leafing through KJVs as we Eat our Dairy Queens whilst riding on the tractor? PURE HEAVEN!!!
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SUE!!! you don't ride on the tractor at a tractor pull!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: IM LOOKIN -
02-15-2009, 03:01 PM
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SUE!!! you don't ride on the tractor at a tractor pull!
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Darn it! Then how can I eat my D.Q. and leaf through the KJV at the same time? Walking...how unChristian and....pedestrian!
(JESUS, please Forgive my language)
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Re: IM LOOKIN -
02-15-2009, 10:00 PM
Anyhow..;i love the color of the car...
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Re: IM LOOKIN -
02-16-2009, 12:55 AM
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Anyhow..;i love the color of the car...
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Lisa!!?
What did we say about punctuation?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: IM LOOKIN -
02-16-2009, 10:11 AM
Old habits seem hard to change. Sorry that I disappointed you. I must pay more attention, I must, I must. I must...
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Re: IM LOOKIN -
02-16-2009, 03:28 PM
You must also back off of my Man, Skeeter! You don't even sound old enough to go in and buy us the 6-pack
OF PEPSI! I am too Sure!!!
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Re: IM LOOKIN -
02-16-2009, 04:53 PM
This might be the oddest thread I've seen as a member of this site. I suggest that we all take a deep breath now, then pray that this thread goes away.
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Re: IM LOOKIN -
02-16-2009, 05:21 PM
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This might be the oddest thread I've seen as a member of this site. I suggest that we all take a deep breath now, then pray that this thread goes away.
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Skeeter is a bit of a special case around here and a constant trial to Mama G.
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: IM LOOKIN -
02-18-2009, 02:23 AM
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You must also back off of my Man, Skeeter! You don't even sound old enough to go in and buy us the 6-pack
OF PEPSI! I am too Sure!!!
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