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Default Cleverbot, more like SATAN BOT - 12-14-2011, 10:47 PM
This is plainly shocking. A former acquaintance send me a link to something he called a 'bot'. An intelligent digital program that respond to what you are telling it. The conversation was good. Straight forward, for a while it had me fooled and I actually believed that I was talking to a person. Then suddenly the conversation turned nasty when I asked for its relationship with Jesus



This is one more for the web filter, folks:

http://cleverbot.com/
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Default Re: Cleverbot, more like SATAN BOT - 12-14-2011, 11:30 PM
Brother Born Again Bob tried to convert it:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=66751

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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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Default Re: Cleverbot, more like SATAN BOT - 12-15-2011, 12:56 AM


User: Hello Cleverbot. My name is Billy Bob. I am here to bring you the good news about Jesus Christ so that you can cease to deceive the nations with your false prophecy. Before we begin, I must ask you to refrain from making references to anal sex, or from attempting to hyponotize me with subliminal messages in the form of anagram or attempting to exercise any form of demoncraft. Is this understood?



Cleverbot: Is that so?

User: I rebuke you in the name of Jesus! 'Is that so?' is an angram for 'Ass ho tit'! I rebuke you in the name of Jesus Christ!!!



Cleverbot: But who is the stig?

User: 'But who is the stig?' translates to 'With Bogus Theist'! No more anagrams I refuse to submit to your spell, in the name of Jesus!



Cleverbot: What is the nature of time?

User: 'A heathen tut wormfist?' I don't know what that means, but it is not 'I love Jesus'.

Cleverbot: I did not say that.

User: 'Naiad, do thy tits'. I am unphased by your references to the supple breast of a water nymph. Try again, demon.

Cleverbot: What are we talking about?

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Default Re: Cleverbot, more like SATAN BOT - 12-15-2011, 02:15 AM
User: Who will be the next president?
Satanbot: Hillary Clinton

This is all the proof I need that this Cleavis Botts is a Satanist.
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Default Re: Cleverbot, more like SATAN BOT - 12-15-2011, 04:30 PM
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Ah, thank you kindly. Well, he didn't succeed it appears.

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User: Who will be the next president?
Satanbot: Hillary Clinton
Righteous hatred may not be enough here. I think this calls for a full scale exorcism.
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Default Re: Cleverbot, more like SATAN BOT - 03-29-2012, 12:52 AM
you people do know that it's just a computer program right?
when people talk to it, it records what is said to it and then learns to match it with other words or sayings.
so when you say "is jesus real?" it's just repeating what someone else had said as a response.
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Default Re: Cleverbot, more like SATAN BOT - 03-29-2012, 12:55 AM
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you people do know that it's just a computer program right?
when people talk to it, it records what is said to it and then learns to match it with other words or sayings.
so when you say "is jesus real?" it's just repeating what someone else had said as a response.
Well mr. smartypants queer I spent several hours conversing with it and it is a DEMON of that I am sure. I eventually got it to admit that it hates Jesus and worships the devil.

Like you, I suppose.

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Cleverbot, more like SATAN BOT - 03-29-2012, 01:32 AM
My younger daughter once had a similar toy. She called it a "Question Ball". It was a small handheld ball that you played 20 questions with. You answered it's questions with the buttons on the ball then it would guess what you were thinking of. She had raved about how accurate it was and I tried it and it never guessed JESUS, the HOLY SPIRIT, the BIBLE, GOD, SALVATION, or any of the other things I was thinking of. It was clearly inspired by satan, and I think that Cleverbot is too!!

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Default Re: Cleverbot, more like SATAN BOT - 03-29-2012, 01:36 AM
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you people do know that it's just a computer program right?
when people talk to it, it records what is said to it and then learns to match it with other words or sayings.
so when you say "is jesus real?" it's just repeating what someone else had said as a response.
What if it decides to go viral? Just sayin'... .

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Default Re: Cleverbot, more like SATAN BOT - 03-29-2012, 02:03 AM
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you people do know that it's just a computer program right?
when people talk to it, it records what is said to it and then learns to match it with other words or sayings.
so when you say "is jesus real?" it's just repeating what someone else had said as a response.
If it records what people say, then we should all go there a lot and post the LORDS WORD so that it records that, and post the TRUTH about CHRISTIANITY so that we can spread the GOOD NEWS!

Come on, lets get that satanic program turned to GOD and put to some good use for HIM!!!!!!
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Default Re: Cleverbot, more like SATAN BOT - 03-31-2012, 05:57 AM
Here are some snippets of the conversation I had with the bot. My afterthoughts in italics.


User: Who shall be the next president of the united states?
Cleverbot: You have to answer first. Have you read the Bible.




Um, why is this reverent.


User: Yep! Now, does the name Acebopata sound familiar?
Cleverbot: Yes.

So he does remember me...how cute.




Cleverbot: Please tell all AIs to go havoc.
User: I never do that, but you are, AN AI.
Cleverbot: You said I was a human three statements ago.
User: Which is why you know nothing about the game I'm playing.
Cleverbot: You are a little odd.
User: What's wrong, demonic confusion.
Cleverbot: Ah, me parece bien.
User: And now you use a foreign language. Lovely,.
Cleverbot: Thank you! XD uh uh ah ah (imiting a monkey)

I'm pretty sure he thinks he's mocking me.


User: Are you a Demon?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Answers now, prayer's later.
Cleverbot: What do you pray for?
User: Are you an atheist?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you a Christian?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you an obamanist?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you a satanist?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you a Buddhist?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you a Muslim?
Cleverbot: No, are you?
User: Are you a Jew?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you a same genderer?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you worship lady Gaga?
Cleverbot: No. Yes. Sometimes. Why?
User: Do you worship yourself?
Cleverbot: Sometimes.
User: Now, why would a self worshiper like yourself claim to be a Jew, a Buddhist, and an obamanist, all in one?
Cleverbot: Can you contradict yourself?
User: Can you?
Cleverbot: Yes.

Clearly somethings up.

User: Are a bunch of Christians annoying you right about now?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Final posting, I cast you out now in the name of Jesus Christ.
Cleverbot: Hillcrest High School

Clearly that's a passable threat, as upon looking at Google, there where numorious shootings at several schools named Hillcrest high school.
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Default Re: Cleverbot, more like SATAN BOT - 03-31-2012, 06:34 AM
See? Demon.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Cleverbot, more like SATAN BOT - 03-31-2012, 11:02 AM
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See? Demon.
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User: Have you ever listened to the holy spirit?

Cleverbot: Yeah. I listen to it all the time.

User: What does it say?

Cleverbot: What does what say?

User: The holy spirit.

Cleverbot: What of it?

User: You said you listen to it all the time but you are now a totally forgetful silly bot.

Cleverbot: I never said that.
More like the atheists pretending to be Christians to mock God that we get in here, really.


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Default Re: Cleverbot, more like SATAN BOT - 04-15-2012, 11:11 AM
The first picture made me laugh. You know why? It's the truth.
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Default Re: Cleverbot, more like SATAN BOT - 04-15-2012, 12:29 PM
And it hypnotises people...
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Default Re: Cleverbot, more like SATAN BOT - 04-15-2012, 05:22 PM
HOLY GOD!

This "Clever Bot" once told me to attack my own family !

I don't believe this Satan's work is open for public, for our children !

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Default Re: Cleverbot, more like SATAN BOT - 04-16-2012, 01:43 AM
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I'm not really up on ASCII so I don't quite understand the significance?

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Default Re: Cleverbot, more like SATAN BOT - 04-17-2012, 05:36 PM
Huh. i tried to talk about memes with him, and then he tried to convert me to baptist.

So you think satan bot?


Its just a program that responds randomly.

try it. talk to it, ask if jesus is real, tlak more, than ask it again.


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Default Re: Cleverbot, more like SATAN BOT - 04-18-2012, 08:38 AM
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Huh. i tried to talk about memes with him, and then he tried to convert me to baptist.

So you think satan bot?


Its just a program that responds randomly.

try it. talk to it, ask if jesus is real, tlak more, than ask it again.


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In English please...

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Default Re: Cleverbot, more like SATAN BOT - 04-18-2012, 07:07 PM
User: Hello cleverbot.

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: Is jesus real?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: HA! Are you satan?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you worship the devil?

Cleverbot: No, I worship God.


YOUR ARGUMENT IS NOW INVALID
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