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The LGBT community, better known as the sodomites, is constantly searching for new victims to violate. The most burning questions of all True Christians™ when planning their holidays is how to avoid this rectal rampaging and emerge from your well-earned vacation unscathed. Prayer is obviously the most obvious solution, but God will help those of us who do not engage in risky behavior.

Proverbs 28:26
He that trusteth in his own heart is a fool: but whoso walketh
wisely, he shall be delivered.


Travel wisely! Easy to say, but to do so, we need data. Obviously, the Bible is a perfect source but sometimes it is prudent to look into eyewitness testimony to supplement Jesus. We need a True Christian™ Safety Index for all countries. And there isn't one! Gosh! What to do!

The solution: We work by exclusion. We look at the countries that are the most LGBT-friendly and turn the tables upside down (just as Jesus did in the Temple in Matthew 21:12). And, lo, there is an LGBT Travel Index that we can use! We can see where Jesus's enemies spend their holidays and avoid those God-forsaken places! Glory!

Luke 1:74
That he would grant unto us, that
we being delivered out of the hand of our enemies might serve him without fear,


Here are the most LGBT-friendly, i.e., for the True-Christian™ the most dangerous countries to visit:



These are the countries that everyone should avoid. To visit them would mean automatic anal rape of all heterosexual, meat-eating, heavily persecuted Christian men, that is, the whole male population of the True Christian™ community susceptible to anal rape. The inhabitants of these countries spend most of their time contemplating anal rape interspaced by frantic activities of actual anal rape. Which countries should we visit then, you might ask?! Obviously, we should go to the places where the LGBT pink money does not flow. The best and safest places to visit are as follows:



Chechnya, Somalia, Saudi Arabia, Iran and Yemen are the travel destinations of choice if you wish to avoid rectal rape!. But... there is a caveat:
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Negative LGBT laws may not reflect tourist areas. Remember that just because a country’s government may have negative LGBT policies, doesn’t mean it isn’t a great gay holiday destination. The Maldives, for example, has laws in place for locals, but during our visit to the Four Seasons Maldives, the majority of the guests at the resort were gay couples. Research hotel and resort brands before you book.
Even in the relative safety of Zambia, Russia, Malesia or Uganda, there may be hotels that are dens of depravity with occasional anal rape surprising the gullible True Christian™ visitor. It is thus still best to check in advance that the resort is True Christian™ friendly, that is, anti-LGBT. But I dare say that your holidays in Turkmenistan or Sudan will be totally safe if you supplement your pre-travel studies with some actual Prayer.

This season the empty and pristine beaches of Somalia expect your money. THIS is what you can get away from the sodomistic swarm:



This is what you get in Sweden:



For the True Christian™ holidaymaker, the choice is easy! Praise Jesus!


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Default Re: The True Christian Travel Index: How to Avoid Anal Rape during your Holidays! - 12-09-2019, 11:30 AM

In all those countries with "0" religious influence, I imagine people killing each other every day.

Except for Norway, a place with good people according to Trump, all the rest should be a mayhem. Why isn't CNN covering this?. Are they so occupied faking news they do not broadcast the real ones?


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Default Re: The True Christian Travel Index: How to Avoid Anal Rape during your Holidays! - 12-09-2019, 05:21 PM

Might I add, these latter travel destinations sound fun and exciting - for us ladies, might I recommend bringing a spare chastity belt to ward vaginal rape by frisky negros and Russians.


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Default Re: The True Christian Travel Index: How to Avoid Anal Rape during your Holidays! - 12-09-2019, 05:33 PM

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Might I add, these latter travel destinations sound fun and exciting - for us ladies, might I recommend bringing a spare chastity belt to ward vaginal rape by frisky negros and Russians.


Why would a True Christian™ man ruin his vacation by taking a woman to accompany him? Jesus tells women to guide the house!

1 Timothy 5:14
I will therefore that the younger women marry, bear children, guide the house, give none occasion to the adversary to speak reproachfully.


By definition a vacation includes having a good time. It does not include nagging or periods or menopausal razorblade-level rhetoric.

Ecclesiastes 7:26
And I find more bitter than death the woman, whose heart is snares and nets, and her hands as bands: whoso pleaseth God shall escape from her; but the si
nner shall be taken by her.

Hence, the precautions to avoid cooter rape are totally unnecessary.


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Except for Norway, a place with good people according to Trump, all the rest should be a mayhem. Why isn't CNN covering this?. Are they so occupied faking news they do not broadcast the real ones?
That is certainly true, Brother, but also: CNN, just like the rest of them American mainstream media, covers only stuff that happens in the USA. That's the only good thing about them, they understand perfectly that nobody cares about the mayhem or whatever else that's going on elsewhere.

Except for the time when for like a month they covered the lack of news about a single airplane that went missing somewhere in the third world. But that was before Trump, now it doesn't matter how many planes go missing, they just talk bad things about the Best President America Ever Had.
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Default Re: The True Christian Travel Index: How to Avoid Anal Rape during your Holidays! - 12-09-2019, 07:48 PM

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Hence, the precautions to avoid cooter rape are totally unnecessary.
Not to mention off-topic. So typical of the UnSaved woman.


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Thumbs up Re: The True Christian Travel Index: How to Avoid Anal Rape during your Holidays! - 12-10-2019, 03:08 AM

Negroes and Muslims have their many faults, but, once again, I really have to hand it to them: they know how to deal with fags. There's a little bit of good in everyone.


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Rebuke Re: The True Christian Travel Index: How to Avoid Anal Rape during your Holidays! - 12-10-2019, 03:44 AM

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Not to mention off-topic. So typical of the UnSaved woman.
Indeed, Saved® Sister in Christ!

Based on advanced Creation Science, that woman's utterings are also an example of the whataboutism fallacy. She tried to divert the discussion from the actual mayhem (anal rape) to other - potential - wrongdoings leading to belittling of the actual issue. It is an example of false moral equivalency. False, as God tells us that the worth of a woman is always much less than that of the meat-eating heterosexual Caucasian True Christian™ Saved® male.

Leviticus 27:5
And if it be from five years old even unto twenty years old, then thy estimation shall be of the male twenty shekels, and for the female ten shekels.

It is, of course, sad to see whataboutism usurp this Godly thread. We can also see it all around us, for instance, the impeachment is just a smokescreen by the Democrats to divert attention from the pizzagate. Eventually Jesus will win.

Luke 6:41
And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but perceivest not the beam that is in thine own eye?


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Default Re: The True Christian Travel Index: How to Avoid Anal Rape during your Holidays! - 12-13-2019, 12:13 PM

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This season the empty and pristine beaches of Somalia . . .

Somalia may have nice beaches but unless the visitor put up a tent it would be necessary to find a hotel.
I noticed from the chart that a 0 is scored for banning Pride marches.

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Does that mean a parade is more likely on the way to the hotel? Compared to Chechnya which scores -1 in that category.
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