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I'm Concerned That A Negro Might Inhabit The White House -
10-15-2008, 02:13 AM
I am at a loss for words. How could a , be given a house that is white?
That being said, what will happen to our country once it is managed by negroes? I mean, we gave them a free boat ride over here from other continents many years ago, on some of the most modern ships of their day. We allowed them to reap food from our land, and even pick cotton from our land so that they could make their own clothes. In latter years, we also created a welfare system for them specifically, so that they don't have to work if they are too lazy.
So why are they so unappreciative of what we have done for them, that they want to live in a house that is named specifically for whites? I don't understand.
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Re: I'm Concerned That A Negro Might Inhabit The White House -
10-15-2008, 11:54 AM
Darkies wish to ape the white man. They think that if they do the same things, they will get the same rewards. However, this is but a shallow thought. Was if not Jesus Himself who said, "Lu:6:46: And why call ye me, Lord, Lord, and do not the things which I say?"?
They need more than mere empty words, they need to feel it deep down and have Faith. This why there is an Ex-Negro Program at Landover. Unfortunately, a certain Mr BHO never attended.
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Re: I'm Concerned That A Negro Might Inhabit The White House -
10-18-2008, 09:19 PM
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I am at a loss for words. How could a , be given a house that is white?
That being said, what will happen to our country once it is managed by negroes? I mean, we gave them a free boat ride over here from other continents many years ago, on some of the most modern ships of their day. We allowed them to reap food from our land, and even pick cotton from our land so that they could make their own clothes. In latter years, we also created a welfare system for them specifically, so that they don't have to work if they are too lazy.
So why are they so unappreciative of what we have done for them, that they want to live in a house that is named specifically for whites? I don't understand.
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Are you a racist, if the eye causes you to sin, what are you suppose to do, your choice, big man.
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Re: I'm Concerned That A Negro Might Inhabit The White House -
10-18-2008, 09:25 PM
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Are you a racist, if the eye causes you to sin, what are you suppose to do, your choice, big man.
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Can you not see that Sinnersbedamned is a soon to be ex-Nigra?
How is he Racist? He knows his place amongst white folks.
I expect once he's fully Saved he'll not even be able to play a Harmonica.
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Re: I'm Concerned That A Negro Might Inhabit The White House -
10-18-2008, 09:31 PM
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Can you not see that Sinnersbedamned is a soon to be ex-Nigra?
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Really, says who?
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How is he Racist? He knows his place amongst white folks.
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Please explain, what gives you the right over anyone else, do not tell me because i believe in God, many who do, will enter hell.
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Best music comes from the black community, such as soul music, music of the soul.
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Re: I'm Concerned That A Negro Might Inhabit The White House -
10-18-2008, 09:32 PM
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Can you not see that Sinnersbedamned is a soon to be ex-Nigra?
How is he Racist? He knows his place amongst white folks.
I expect once he's fully Saved he'll not even be able to play a Harmonica.
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For a negro he is kinda cute, don'tchya think. He doesn't have that monkey/ape-like appearance like the average tar baby.
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Re: I'm Concerned That A Negro Might Inhabit The White House -
10-18-2008, 09:34 PM
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Really, says who? Please explain, what gives you the right over anyone else, do not tell me because i believe in God, many who do, will enter hell. Best music comes from the black community, such as soul music, music of the soul.
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And the WORST music ever created...rap.... that is AWFUL!
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10-18-2008, 09:39 PM
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And the WORST music ever created...rap.... that is AWFUL!
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Was not talking about rap, some rap is good and some is rubbish, this depends on each person.
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Re: I'm Concerned That A Negro Might Inhabit The White House -
10-18-2008, 09:47 PM
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Really, says who?
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Yes, I like that Mr Al Jolson.
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Re: I'm Concerned That A Negro Might Inhabit The White House -
10-19-2008, 04:15 AM
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And the WORST music ever created...rap.... that is AWFUL!
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For once, we agree. My god, that rap crap is just very very loud bass! I don't want to feel your music two blocks away!
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Re: I'm Concerned That A Negro Might Inhabit The White House -
10-28-2008, 12:43 PM
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Al Jolson wasn't black - he was a white man in black makeup. For really great black musicians in a variety of genres, give a listen to Muddy Waters, Robert Johnson, B.B. King, Keb Mo, Pine Top Perkins, Ray Charles, John Lee Hooker, Lightning Hopkins, Howling Wolf, Tabby Thomas, Chris Thomas King, Henry Gray, Fats Domino, Little Richard, Bob Marley, Ziggy Marley, Bobby McFerrin, Aretha Franklin, Etta James, Big Mama Thornton, Koko Taylor, Ruth Brown, Patti LaBelle, Buddy Guy, Al Green, Sly and the Family Stone, Billie Holiday, Jimi Hendrix, Louis Armstrong, Son House, Nina Simone, Leadbelly, Ladysmith Black Mambazo, Charlie Parker, Thelonius Monk, Lenny Kravitz, Taj Mahal, Irma Thomas, Odetta, Joan Armatrading, Prince, Steel Pulse, Peter Tosh, Ike and Tina Turner, Black Uhuru, Joe Louis Walker, Dinah Washington, Chuck Berry, Bo Diddley, The Neville Brothers, Charmaine Neville, Shemekia Copeland, Solomon Burke, The Chamber Brothers, Tracy Chapman, Gatemouth Brown, John Coltrane, Miles Davis, Dexter Gordon, Charlie Parker, Elizabeth Cotten, Robert Cray, Duke Ellington, Ella Fitzgerald, Lowell Fulson, Dizzy Gillespie, Robert Randolph, Ben Harper, Alvin Batiste - and those are just the ones on my iPod.
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Re: I'm Concerned That A Negro Might Inhabit The White House -
10-28-2008, 12:46 PM
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Al Jolson wasn't black - he was a white man in black makeup. For really great black musicians in a variety of genres, give a listen to Muddy Waters, Robert Johnson, B.B. King, Keb Mo, Pine Top Perkins, Ray Charles, John Lee Hooker, Lightning Hopkins, Howling Wolf, Tabby Thomas, Chris Thomas King, Henry Gray, Fats Domino, Little Richard, Bob Marley, Ziggy Marley, Bobby McFerrin, Aretha Franklin, Etta James, Big Mama Thornton, Koko Taylor, Ruth Brown, Patti LaBelle, Buddy Guy, Al Green, Sly and the Family Stone, Billie Holiday, Jimi Hendrix, Louis Armstrong, Son House, Nina Simone, Leadbelly, Ladysmith Black Mambazo, Charlie Parker, Thelonius Monk, Lenny Kravitz, Taj Mahal, Irma Thomas, Odetta, Joan Armatrading, Prince, Steel Pulse, Peter Tosh, Ike and Tina Turner, Black Uhuru, Joe Louis Walker, Dinah Washington, Chuck Berry, Bo Diddley, The Neville Brothers, Charmaine Neville, Shemekia Copeland, Solomon Burke, The Chamber Brothers, Tracy Chapman, Gatemouth Brown, John Coltrane, Miles Davis, Dexter Gordon, Charlie Parker, Elizabeth Cotten, Robert Cray, Duke Ellington, Ella Fitzgerald, Lowell Fulson, Dizzy Gillespie, Robert Randolph, Ben Harper, Alvin Batiste - and those are just the ones on my iPod.
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I have never heard of any of those people, and I strongly suspect you made all that up. The name I highlighted is obviously a polack joo, for example.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I'm Concerned That A Negro Might Inhabit The White House -
10-28-2008, 01:14 PM
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I have never heard of any of those people, and I strongly suspect you made all that up. The name I highlighted is obviously a polack joo, for example.
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Google any of those names, and you can find photographs of them, and clips of thier music.
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Re: I'm Concerned That A Negro Might Inhabit The White House -
10-28-2008, 01:34 PM
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Google any of those names, and you can find photographs of them, and clips of thier music.
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Thanks anyway, but I spend my time reading the Holy Scriptures and ministering to the needy you filthy witch. I don't need to waste my time looking up the details of negro homersexural dope addict musicians. Not even polack joo ones.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I'm Concerned That A Negro Might Inhabit The White House -
11-08-2008, 08:30 PM
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Thanks anyway, but I spend my time reading the Holy Scriptures and ministering to the needy you filthy witch. I don't need to waste my time looking up the details of negro homersexural dope addict musicians. Not even polack joo ones.
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Thankfully Jesus`s is not like you, Jesus knew the way to conquer evil was through love, Christians need to show love to those that maybe going down the wrong path, how can you bring people to the "Lord" when you vent so much hate.
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Re: I'm Concerned That A Negro Might Inhabit The White House -
11-09-2008, 12:31 AM
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Thankfully Jesus`s is not like you, Jesus knew the way to conquer evil was through love, Christians need to show love to those that maybe going down the wrong path, how can you bring people to the "Lord" when you vent so much hate.
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We are commanded to hate those that hate God.
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Psalm 139:19 Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
20 For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
21 Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
22 I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.
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Jesus hates you for lying about Him and being a unrepentant sodomite-lover, and so do I, as the Bible commands. Enjoy hell.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I'm Concerned That A Negro Might Inhabit The White House -
11-09-2008, 02:32 AM
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I have never heard of any of those people, and I strongly suspect you made all that up. The name I highlighted is obviously a polack joo, for example.
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For the love of God, next she will be suggesting you listen to Bourbon Street Blues or will.i.am.
I have just finished a select conference of prominent Christian Pastors, who have determined that, while President-elect Obama shouldn't technically be President, he was, in fact, raised in a White, Landover Baptist household, and his father contributed only a little melanin to his genetic profile, so he is scientifically a white Republican.
President-elect Obama is in Hawaii right now and I have discussed the situation with him, after giving a prayer and condolences for his GODLY grandmother. He agrees that, while his skin color is unseemly, he will follow the Landover agenda just as the Bush family has always done, and accepted me as the family pastor. He offered to see the specialist who turned Michael Jackson's skin color into whatever shade of green it is, but I assured the President-Elect that was not necessary, and that Jackson is probably an alien in any case.
So I am now able to say that a black African will never inhabit the White House, and that President-Elect Obama is whiter than most Andalusians, Belgian people or Norwegians.
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Re: I'm Concerned That A Negro Might Inhabit The White House -
11-09-2008, 10:10 AM
It's not the White House anymore.... Now it's the White Crib.
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Re: I'm Concerned That A Negro Might Inhabit The White House -
11-09-2008, 02:14 PM
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...I have just finished a select conference of prominent Christian Pastors...
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So I hear. The Denny's staff in Tulsa are still restocking the bacon supplies.
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...he will follow the Landover agenda just as the Bush family has always done
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That is cheerful news indeed... your Supreme Court still needs four more Catholics to make it a full nine. Don't worry... we will get Roe V. Wade overturned!
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President-Elect Obama is whiter than most Andalusians, Belgian people or Norwegians.
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However there is still the issue of the Democratic women of colour he is married to and sleeping with, as well as his appointments in waiting that include both genders in addition to a number of non-white minorities.
Nice to know he is getting great advice though... he'll be getting some more when he meets with the Bishop's conference and eventually His Holiness The Pope.
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Re: I'm Concerned That A Negro Might Inhabit The White House -
11-09-2008, 03:30 PM
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Nice to know he is getting great advice though... he'll be getting some more when he meets with the Bishop's conference and eventually His Holiness The Pope.
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How dare you! Pastor Pistle brings us the BEST NEWS IN YEARS and thou pisseth on his procession!
I just came ... off the phone with Pastor Al, and he suggested to me that Barack HUSSEIN Obama might not actually be his real name. Unconfirmed rumours have it that his real name is (wait for it):
Really.
Wait for it...
Brock "Hoss" O'Bama.
That's right.
His friends used to call him "Paddy".
Now... this (obviously GODLY) man probably knew what he was up against: all these jokes about Irish cathlycks... there was no way that America would accept him as a president, given the Nazi connection of your current boss. Oh well, the previous one was a commie, same diff.
So, he - and his advisors - had a cunning plan (so cunning that it could only have been conceived at the Landover University of Cunningness (LUC): adopt a name that is more or less de rigueur in Kenya (where his melanine comes from). Sure, he'd lose a few votes here and there, but True Christians saw through that - heck, even the Joos did with their 77% of the votes going to Hoss.
This is all starting to make sense now: JESUS wanted him to be President, and THAT's why He commanded me to accidently vote for him.
I'm so happy I could CRY!
The LORD doesn't make mistakes pal, and neither does Pastor Al pal. Stick that in your vatican chimney.
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I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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