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Homosexual Jonas Brothers & Miley Cyrus to pervert inauguration! -
01-15-2009, 12:59 AM
As if it weren't already enough of a tragedy that a rapper is taking over the country on January 20th, the homosexual Jonas Brothers and marauding whore Miley Cyrus will be rubbing salt in an open wound the evening before with an election eve concert for America's youth. Horrors!
Read all about it, if you can keep your lunch down:
http://www.nme.com/news/usher/42078
Friends, I ask you what kind of message this is sending to our kids, as well as future generations. A colored president being ushered in by queers and whores! It's like something out of science fiction!
A sad day in American history. Of course you know that the brainwashed masses of young impressionable children of our nation will swarm to this event of satanic debauchery to worship their false gods. I suspect they'll all be naked and engaged in a massive orgy of depraved pop-music inspired sex by the time the evening is over!
Christian friends, PLEASE pray for the failure of this evil night of satanic music, and pray that GOD will restrain the amount of horrific damage Obama is about to unleash!
In His name,
Amen!
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Re: Homosexual Jonas Brothers & Miley Cyrus to pervert inaugurati -
01-15-2009, 01:24 AM
I can't say I'm surprised by this. As soon as B. Hussein Osama was "elected", there was no doubt he's have hardcore rock and rollers like these at his "coronation". Expect to see a bunch of gangster rappists named next.
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Re: Homosexual Jonas Brothers & Miley Cyrus to pervert inaugurati -
01-15-2009, 01:45 AM
Maybe they choose these acts so that they can get people to leave early. There are going to be a lot of people there, and getting them all to leave efficiently is going to be difficult. These Marine-World sideshow acts should be guaranteed to drive away anyone over 40, which might be half of the people there.
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Re: Homosexual Jonas Brothers & Miley Cyrus to pervert inaugurati -
01-16-2009, 03:47 AM
This is disgusting. Not only is that demon whore Miley going to ruin the inauguration with her filth, but that faggy incestuous threesome of a band are filling the air with their perversion too? Hopefully the people who attend will stone them with stones and end their sinning once and for all.
This is all because we now have a Muslim wizard for a president. Sarah Palin would have been a much more appropriate candidate.
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Re: Homosexual Jonas Brothers & Miley Cyrus to pervert inaugurati -
01-16-2009, 06:12 AM
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This is disgusting. Not only is that demon whore Miley going to ruin the inauguration with her filth, but that faggy incestuous threesome of a band are filling the air with their perversion too? Hopefully the people who attend will stone them with stones and end their sinning once and for all.
This is all because we now have a Muslim wizard for a president. Sarah Palin would have been a much more appropriate candidate.
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Although you are quite correct, I'm not sure you are allowed here after admitting to being underage. How old ARE you?
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Re: Homosexual Jonas Brothers & Miley Cyrus to pervert inaugurati -
01-16-2009, 05:31 PM
Not to worry. It won't be long until these starlets have their money stolen by their parents and managers. Then they will most likely turn to smoking the "crack rock" and performing sex acts on tape.
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Re: Homosexual Jonas Brothers & Miley Cyrus to pervert inaugurati -
01-16-2009, 05:58 PM
That crack rock the stuff that if you drink Pepsi with it your stomach will explode?
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5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
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Re: Homosexual Jonas Brothers & Miley Cyrus to pervert inaugurati -
01-16-2009, 06:09 PM
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That crack rock the stuff that if you drink Pepsi with it your stomach will explode?
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It's hard telling what they do with the crack rock, brother.
A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!
Psalm 139:19-20
Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
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Re: Homosexual Jonas Brothers & Miley Cyrus to pervert inaugurati -
01-16-2009, 06:14 PM
The crack dealers in Washington D.C. will be using this opportunity to push more crack, and to get new users hooked. At least 20 people will try crack at the inauguration, and half of them will become addicted.
The pickpockets will be out, too.
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Re: Homosexual Jonas Brothers & Miley Cyrus to pervert inaugurati -
01-16-2009, 10:12 PM
Do you suppose Obama will give his inauguration speech in rhyme?
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Re: Homosexual Jonas Brothers & Miley Cyrus to pervert inaugurati -
01-16-2009, 10:20 PM
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Although you are quite correct, I'm not sure you are allowed here after admitting to being underage. How old ARE you?
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Re: Homosexual Jonas Brothers & Miley Cyrus to pervert inaugurati -
01-16-2009, 11:32 PM
Coudn't somebody arrange some tasteful negro entertainment for the inaugration? A good rendition of 'Swing Low, sweet chariot' or 'Roll Dem Bones' would be inspiring, as well as a minstrel show.
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Re: Homosexual Jonas Brothers & Miley Cyrus to pervert inaugurati -
01-17-2009, 12:22 AM
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Sixteen. I wasn't aware there was even an age limit when I joined. Normally when websites have age limits, they discontinue the registration after you enter your birth date, at least in my experience.
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Well, have you seen anything here that would offend your sensibilities?
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Re: Homosexual Jonas Brothers & Miley Cyrus to pervert inaugurati -
01-17-2009, 01:20 AM
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Re: Homosexual Jonas Brothers & Miley Cyrus to pervert inaugurati -
01-18-2009, 03:15 AM
I have recieved some very disturbing intel on what the Obama cultists are planning on doing at their "Yes We Can Party" parties. It is so disturbing that when I posted some of it I actually recieved an infraction for posting pornography! It's that bad, folks. Many liberals have vowed to make Washington's reflecting pools run white with
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01-18-2009, 06:27 AM
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Sixteen. I wasn't aware there was even an age limit when I joined. Normally when websites have age limits, they discontinue the registration after you enter your birth date, at least in my experience.
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You lied about your age to register. Come back if Jesus lets you live to see 18.
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Re: Homosexual Jonas Brothers & Miley Cyrus to pervert inaugurati -
01-18-2009, 11:00 PM
Okay, I will provide one more bit of information: they are planning to break the world record for most gay bathroom sex in one place and time! "This is the largest temporary restroom event in the history of the United States," he said.
Don's Johns is providing many of the 5,000 port-a-potties for the inauguration...will they be able to handle...up to 2 million people?
Friends, that's a lot of gay bathroom sex.
UPDATE: my brother is protesting the inauguration, and it seems there is so much gay sex going on he couldn't even take a single photo without catching some of it on film:
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Re: Homosexual Jonas Brothers & Miley Cyrus to pervert inaugurati -
05-30-2009, 09:18 AM
that's disgusting
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Re: Homosexual Jonas Brothers & Miley Cyrus to pervert inaugurati -
04-10-2010, 01:35 AM
W00t? You don't like Obama?
Men Obama is the best president in the USA ever!!!
HE is not a rapper oO And good that miley and jonas make a concert ! I see it live it was great!
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Re: Homosexual Jonas Brothers & Miley Cyrus to pervert inaugurati -
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Men Obama is the best president in the USA ever!!!
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Obama is destroying America. Just yesterday he made it easier for the world to nuke us by killing 30% of our own nukes.
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