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Exposing "Christian Rock": Everlife or Everlesbians? -
01-07-2008, 03:52 AM
While researching this " Pure Fashion" organization, I came across this "Christian Rock" group:
I approve of how their sleeves go past their elbows (nothing like an upper arm to incite lust) but the part I could not figure out was the fact that their jeans are worn through at the knees. Why would someone want to look like some blue-collar slob-class type?
Then I thought the maybe their knees are worn through because they've been on their knees praying so much.
After they appeared in a disturbing dream, I went back to look at the picture, and noticed the singer's use of what looks like industrial-strength lipstick, and the way she holds the microphone...
I could point out other perversions in this image but I think my point is made: "Christian Rock" is a contradiction in terms!
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Re: "Pure Fashion" or pure harlotry? You decide! -
01-07-2008, 04:28 PM
The one holding the microphone must spend a lot of time on her knees praying or something, look, her pants are worn and ripped.
She must really love JESUS!
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Re: "Pure Fashion" or pure harlotry? You decide! -
01-08-2008, 05:59 AM
I'm not sure what this one has been up to either.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: "Pure Fashion" or pure harlotry? You decide! -
01-12-2008, 12:02 AM
Probably innocent, but there's plenty of harlotry out there in the public eye. Here's an example of the kind of pornography you (or, even worse, your kids) can find on youtube:
I caught my retarded brother watching this the other day. Luckily, I stopped him before he spilled his seed, but he'll be remembering the shellacking I gave him for a long, long time.
Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25
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Re: "Pure Fashion" or pure harlotry? You decide! -
01-12-2008, 05:24 AM
Jeb and BibleThumpinBlonde, I think you both are being much too nice about the photograph.
The jeans are ripped at this knees from all the oral sex the girls performed on their knees, the girl in the front does it so much, she is still doing it subconsiously while holding the microphone, if that doesn't look like a pre-facial porn pose, I don't know what does.
That image is pure filth!!!!
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Re: "Pure Fashion" or pure harlotry? You decide! -
01-12-2008, 03:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond
While researching this "Pure Fashion" organization, I came across this "Christian Rock" group:
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Brother Jeb, what I noticed is that the guitar player on stage right (that's the left side of the picture) is wearing her BOYFRIEND'S pants. See how low the knee holes are? He has obviously been doing a lot of praying, so there is the chance that she's still a virgin. Well, maybe not, she IS wearing his pants.
I also noticed that the other guitar player (what, no bass?) has vertical wear patterns on her pants. What causes this? My pants never wear out like that.
I just noticed that the singer has 'boy knee hole' on her pants too. She's been wearing them enough to wear her own hole, but the evidence is there. These harlots are not true Christians.
Ack!
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Re: "Pure Fashion" or pure harlotry? You decide! -
01-12-2008, 04:58 PM
I startled that nobody has noticed that the singer is leading over while the guitarists are looking at her fanny.
Everlife? More like EVERLESBIANS:
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Re: Exposing "Christian Rock": Everlife or Everlesbians? -
03-31-2010, 09:28 PM
It just hit me: where's the drummer? Judging by how the singer holds the microphone, we're lucky we don't have to see what the drummer does with her drumsticks!
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Re: Exposing "Christian Rock": Everlife or Everlesbians? -
03-31-2010, 09:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond
It just hit me: where's the drummer? Judging by how the singer holds the microphone, we're lucky we don't have to see what the drummer does with her drumsticks!
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Godly point Brother Thurmond. It was only a matter of time before homosexuals tried infiltrating Christianity to lure people to their death style.
We can't rule out the possibility of gays being members of Landover Baptist Church!
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