[Johny Joe Hold]

A church in England found a dead cat hanging from a flagpole. There have been dead chickens on the church property. Who could have done this?

Locals think it is some witches or Satanists in the neighborhood. They might be right. I hope they don't rule out liberals, including competing liberal churches. Liberals work with Satanists and witches all the time and would not hesitate to toss a dead chicken on a Christian lawn. I would investigate the local homers, too.

Pastor suspects satanists behind hanging cat on church flagpole | World News (christianpost.com)

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

The article indicates they have "an organization called the Police Pagan Association" which is "the police services’ de facto occult investigations branch in the region".

I've seen serious detective work into occult matters on the television, for example, shows such as Ghost Hunters. Although they never seem to find any actual ghosts, or solve anything, it only serves to deepen the mystery. Tune in next week when all may be revealed. And don't forget to pray extra hard to keep the evil spirits at bay.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole

The article indicates they have "an organization called the Police Pagan Association" which is "the police services’ de facto occult investigations branch in the region".

I fear the Christian Post has been badly misled there, Brother Dr. Toole, Sir. The Police Pagan Association is in fact some sort of "diversity" organisation which "supports" and positively encourages paganism within the police force and elsewhere.

The National Police Pagan Association (PPA) is a registered Diversity Staff Support Association (DSSA) which works alongside the National Police Chiefs Council (NPCC), the College of Policing and the Home Office to represent and support Pagan Police Officers and Staff and to improve the relationship between our Pagan communities and the Police service.

It is very clearly on the side of Satan.

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

Pastor suspects satanists behind hanging cat on church flagpole | World News (christianpost.com)

highlighting mine

Romans 8:38-39 For I am persuaded, that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor powers, nor things present, nor things to come, nor height, nor depth, nor any other creature, shall be able to separate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord.

Do these people know anything at all about God? What are they terrified of? A dead cat? As for foxes, there must be millions of them in England, the overwhelming majority being dead at any given time. Similarly for other creatures, apart from the ⅒% currently alive (of non-extinct species) trillions & octillions of dead animals must be very widely distributed. None of them seem to cause much of a problem, unless you eat out-of-date roadkill.

I've just had a horrible thought.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

It is very clearly on the side of Satan.

The Satanists are pervasive; they are in police forces and in university schools of business. Classes in stock market investment teach students something called the Dead Cat Bounce. This is when Satan convinces Christians to invest and then pulls the rug out from under them.

This might have been an experiment done by students of an atheist professor.

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[Unfalsifiable]

Has anyone checked this isn't simply Boris Johnson having found a place to sleep off his latest hangover?

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

The Police Pagan Association is in fact some sort of "diversity" organisation . . . encourages paganism

So the vicar could be a pagan!

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor

So the vicar could be a pagan!

There is no "could" about it, Sister. The Church of England is controlled and led by the monarch, currently a king but, for the previous 70 years, a queen. This was blatant goddess worship.

[MitzaLizalor]

No wonder they're serving fox pie.