Based on a
decent amount of Prayer, I have concluded that the unselfish actions of the Proud Cop Boy also saved this family from
bestiality. Love towards animals is extremely dangerous as it inevitably leads to
sodomistic thoughts. While the animal often is the initiator of these
unnatural relationships, that does not diminish the responsibility of the human when the fondling, bellyrubs and eventually
penetration start.
Leviticus 20:16
And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
The goat - a soulless automaton -
never had any chance to enter
Heaven. Now the family has.
Jesus will reward this police officer handsomely in
Heaven if the cop is a
True Christian™. In he isn't, it is not the first time
Jesus uses
condemned sinners as proxies for His
admirable works. Also, it is no surprise that the family lived in the Sodoma county.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer