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HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! -
08-25-2008, 10:36 PM
Friends,
Now that we've all seen how the REAL Olympics is done, let us try and have the so-called 'Special Olympics' banned. Seriously, who wants to watch a bunch of ugly limbless spastics competing in this mockery of a sporting event! Not me! They call it the 'Special' Olympics? Special? A bunch of worthless mongeloids wheeling across the finish line? It looks more like a Circus Freakshow!
God finds these retards repulsive, it says so in Leviticus 21:18-24. So why should we all be forced to watch people who God hates, limp their way to glory? Friends, there is no glory in being a retard.
From now on I want all these so-called 'Special' athletes to complete in the Normal Olympics, alongside normal athletes. These retards keep on banging on about 'equal rights', well let's give them some. It's about time these worthless beasts were put where they truly belong.
So let us use this humble thread as a place where we can discuss and debate how best to have this repulsive event banned for good. Praise!
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Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! -
08-25-2008, 11:39 PM
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Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! -
08-25-2008, 11:48 PM
We could pass out scissors to all the participants. You know, the regular kind of scissors that normal people use.
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Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! -
08-26-2008, 12:08 AM
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Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! -
08-26-2008, 12:13 AM
Put them in an arena and let each "special olympics" event be fought with real guns.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! -
08-26-2008, 12:23 AM
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Put them in an arena and let each "special olympics" event be fought with real guns.
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The little dummies will probably end up shooting themselves; that would be entertaining to watch.
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Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! -
10-22-2010, 05:20 AM
who would want advise from a sick bast**d like you? only more crazies; what you and your cronies espouse is sick and pathetic and small minded (like you and your congregation). Here is my prayer request: that at least 25% of your congregation (including you) be 'blessed' with a child or person with special needs. What happened to all of God's creatures are made in his image? What happened to love thy brother? where do you idiots think these children came from, in case you don't know the answer, it's GOD.
The people who participate in Special Olympics are a joy and a love and are closer to God-like than any of you imbeciles ever will be. They love everyone unconditionally (unlike you losers).
I find this entire thread offensive and will do my best to have your entire website removed. Since you don't consider yourselves a religion, then I can assume your church is not taking advantage of the tax breaks afforded REAL religions. I will be contacting your local and state governments to make sure they are aware of your sentiment regarding your non-religious status.
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Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! -
08-30-2008, 04:22 PM
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...let us try and have the so-called 'Special Olympics' banned. Seriously, who wants to watch a bunch of ugly limbless spastics competing in this mockery of a sporting event! Not me!
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Maybe not you but I suspect your new Republican V.P. nominee would think differently. She is from Idaho originally (Where the next S.O's are being held) and has a fully qualified Special Olympian in her very own family!
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On this point I submit to your first-hand knowledge.
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It's about time these worthless beasts were put where they truly belong.
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Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! -
08-30-2008, 06:42 PM
....and this year's Judge shall be:
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Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! -
08-30-2008, 08:21 PM
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Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! -
08-31-2008, 12:19 AM
I for one feel that there is tremendous witnessing opportunity at the Special Olympics.
Where else can you find so many retardeds swarming together at one time? It's a wonderful chance to preach to the world with colorful signs and bullhorns that these tards are the way they are because they or their parents angered GOD before they were born!
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Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! -
08-31-2008, 02:55 AM
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I for one feel that there is tremendous witnessing opportunity at the Special Olympics.
Where else can you find so many retardeds swarming together at one time? It's a wonderful chance to preach to the world with colorful signs and bullhorns that these tards are the way they are because they or their parents angered GOD before they were born!
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We tried that already Brother. Four years ago we sent Brother Wide-Open to hand out Chick Tracts and KJV Bibles at the retard Olympics. What a waste of church funds!! It turns out none of them can read. A gang of them stole Brother Wide's bullhorn and ran around shouting retard gibberish and slobbering all over it.
Some of the little cripples tried to eat Deuteronomy! Can you believe it?!
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! -
09-07-2008, 10:19 PM
Brother Sledge,
Stop teasing and just tell us she is our next Godly Presidentress
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Ladies and Gentlemen, Vice President of the United States, Miss Tina Fey!
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28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Pray for an end of the Special Olympics -
03-21-2009, 03:32 AM
Once again, the Special Olympics held their winter games, this time in Boise. http://www.specialolympics.org/wwg09_features.aspxhis This shameless display of drooling, spitting retards is a slap in the face of Jesus himself. And I always thought that Boise was a God-fearing city.
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Re: Pray for an end of the Special Olympics -
03-21-2009, 06:57 AM
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Once again, the Special Olympics held their winter games, this time in Boise. http://www.specialolympics.org/wwg09_features.aspxhis This shameless display of drooling, spitting retards is a slap in the face of Jesus himself. And I always thought that Boise was a God-fearing city.
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Mr. Bojangles, could you please expand upon the article you're linking, and perhaps explain why it is you find the Special Olympics offensive?
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Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! -
03-21-2009, 07:30 AM
JennyD, I am sure part of the offense taken is that the Special Olympics list Play Activities and the papist ball handling game, Bocce, as sports. Where is bobsledding? Are the sponsors afraid of letting their “elite” athletes careen down hill on ice at 50 MPH? They are wearing helmets (when aren’t they?).
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Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! -
03-21-2009, 07:39 AM
"Play Activities" is a sport now?
And Papist ball-handling?
I hope that doesn't mean what I think it means.
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Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! -
03-21-2009, 09:55 AM
In light of Obama's tasteless and hurtful comments on the Tonight Show Thursday night I have completely changed my opinion on the brave and noble retardos. For those of you that missed it, president Obama, making fun of his poor bowling skills, said that watch him bowl in the presidential bowling alley is like watching the Special Olympics.
These comments were hurtful, unnecessary and degrading to retardos and mongoloids alike. These people have banded together and achieved many great things in our society, such as creating, writing and producing the show "The Big Bang Theory" on CBS.
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Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! -
06-12-2010, 07:46 PM
hatred hatred hatered, this guy even has a pic of his gay boyfriend in a piffleing kkk outfit, you're repulisive, every last one of you
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Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! -
06-12-2010, 10:27 PM
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