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Default Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! - 04-09-2012, 07:50 PM

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No. easy and clear.
Yes, I believe in God, but sacrificing your child isn't right. It's murder, and that it will always be in my eyes.
Would you do it?
If you believe in God you must understand the nature of Him. This comes from the Bible.

If you don't believe in what the Bible says (all of it, not just the bits you like) how can you say you believe in God?

You are contradicting yourself.

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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! - 04-09-2012, 07:50 PM

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Of course I would!

Abraham nearly sacrifice Issac on the altar. The New Testament writers praise this act three times.

Here's just one example.

James 2:21-23 Was not Abraham our father justified by works, when he had offered Isaac his son upon the altar?
Seest thou how faith wrought with his works, and by works was faith made perfect?
And the scripture was fulfilled which saith, Abraham believed God, and it was imputed unto him for righteousness: and he was called the Friend of God.

Now, I have to run and take my daughter to the faith healer. She is feeling a bit ill.
And what if your child says it doesn't want to be sacrificed?
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Default Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! - 04-09-2012, 07:58 PM

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And what if your child says it doesn't want to be sacrificed?
What's with all this hypothetical mumbo jumbo?

Abraham's credentials as a patriarch for a nation were that because he heard a voice in his head that he knew to be God's he rushed to do its bidding and was prepared to sacrifice his only legitimate son. When he heard another voice in his head telling him to stop and sacrifice a sheep instead he did that as well. This is an example to us all of how we should love the Lord.

I've never had a voice in my head telling me it is God and that He wants me to do anything. Do you think this is likely? Does He talk to you? Does He countermand His own scripture?

Needless to say, if I did get a direct command from God to do something I would do it without question. Children have no rights so what he wanted wouldn't come into it.



Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

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Default Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! - 04-09-2012, 07:59 PM

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And what if your child says it doesn't want to be sacrificed?
What does that have to do with anything? If you were Abraham, would you be more worried about what Isaac wanted or about what God Almighty wanted?


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Default Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! - 04-09-2012, 08:05 PM

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What's with all this hypothetical mumbo jumbo?

Abraham's credentials as a patriarch for a nation were that because he heard a voice in his head that he knew to be God's he rushed to do its bidding and was prepared to sacrifice his only legitimate son. When he heard another voice in his head telling him to stop and sacrifice a sheep instead he did that as well. This is an example to us all of how we should love the Lord.

I've never had a voice in my head telling me it is God and that He wants me to do anything. Do you think this is likely? Does He talk to you? Does He countermand His own scripture?

Needless to say, if I did get a direct command from God to do something I would do it without question.
No, he doesn't talk to me, and I don't think it will ever happen because I'm not worth to hear him.
And yes, most things are higly hypotetical.
Urgh, actually I don't want to go in discussion with all of you.
You all want everyone to listen to what you say, but you never listen yourself.
So I'm going to sleep and hope my daddy's won't rape me tonight

Is what these people are doing wrong?
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You all want everyone to listen to what you say, but you never listen yourself.
We've been paying attention to what you say. You just don't like what we have to say in response, even though we back it up with God's Word.

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You tell us. What does the Bible say?


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Default Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! - 04-09-2012, 08:10 PM

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What does that have to do with anything? If you were Abraham, would you be more worried about what Isaac wanted or about what God Almighty wanted?
I would be worried about what Isaac wanted. He's the one being sacrifiecd
He's the one to give his live to God, it should be his choise
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I would be worried about what Isaac wanted. He's the one being sacrifiecd
He's the one to give his live to God, it should be his choise
Shouldn't it be God's choice?


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No, he doesn't talk to me, and I don't think it will ever happen because I'm not worth to hear him.
So it's just your opinion that God meant it about Jesus and stuff you like but not about massive acts of wanton genocide and that gays, people who strike their parents, adulterers, rape victims and people who blaspheme should be killed. You have no actual foundation whatever for your beliefs.

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And yes, most things are higly hypotetical.
Urgh, actually I don't want to go in discussion with all of you.
You all want everyone to listen to what you say, but you never listen yourself.
So I'm going to sleep and hope my daddy's won't rape me tonight
We're listening loud and clear to a misguided cherry picking harlot who is bound for Hell. It saddens us that you have your mind closed to God but maybe in time you will see Him clearly and make the right decision about if you should believe in Him.

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Is what these people are doing wrong?
Yes! Do you have a mind made of rocks? Where else do you get your morals from if not from God and how do you know what God wants without reading the Bible?

If you're just going to make up your own morals you might as well be an atheist and drop all pretence of believing in God. What a waste of a soul!



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Default Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! - 04-09-2012, 08:15 PM

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We've been paying attention to what you say. You just don't like what we have to say in response, even though we back it up with God's Word.

You tell us. What does the Bible say?

Yeah, you've been paying attention, I can't deny that. But all you guys told me is that if I was a boy my fathers would rape me.
Any chance you guys are overreacting? So because they don't love women they are pedophiles?
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Yeah, you've been paying attention, I can't deny that. But all you guys told me is that if I was a boy my fathers would rape me.
Any chance you guys are overreacting? So because they don't love women they are pedophiles?
Right, look, you're not going to believe anything bad about them because they've brainwashed you into thinking they are good and so on. So that's a closed book.

So let's move on to more neutral, less awkward for you, ground. In what way are we wrong about what God thinks about your "dads"?



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Default Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! - 04-09-2012, 08:21 PM

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So it's just your opinion that God meant it about Jesus and stuff you like but not about massive acts of wanton genocide and that gays, people who strike their parents, adulterers, rape victims and people who blaspheme should be killed. You have no actual foundation whatever for your beliefs.
So I, as a rape victim, should be killed?
Did I ask the man: Please rape me?!
No, there was nothing I could do an yet I need to die?
But I'm really going now, early day tomorrow.

(And for the record, I don't hate you guys or something.)
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So I, as a rape victim, should be killed?
Did I ask the man: Please rape me?!
No, there was nothing I could do an yet I need to die?
But I'm really going now, early day tomorrow.

(And for the record, I don't hate you guys or something.)
Have a nice day further
You really are determined to open the can of worms aren't you.

I'll give you the chapter and verse on what God thinks about rape and you can see for yourself. You see, we aren't ashamed of God so don't blame us if you don't like what you read.
Deuteronomy 22:28-29
Deuteronomy 22:23-24
Numbers 31:7-18



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Default Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! - 04-09-2012, 08:25 PM

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So I, as a rape victim, should be killed?
Did I ask the man: Please rape me?!
No, there was nothing I could do an yet I need to die?
On what basis do you say that that's the determining factor? You certainly didn't get it out of the Bible. You therefore must be using some moral standard external to the Bible, in which case, why call yourself a Christian?

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Default Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! - 04-18-2012, 09:32 PM

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Amen, Sister. God wrote it for a reason. Homosexuality is not part of His plan—that's why He made anal sex so exquisitely painful.
Actually this relates to one of my burning questions, so I hope I'm on the right board.

For the sake of argument I agree, GOD hates Homosexuals and wants them killed.

But then I don't understand how he could tempt men with that pleasure center,the prostate, thats used in Anal sex. It's just fantastic. Is he testing gay males? Or is it to curb the number of heathen births?

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Default Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! - 04-18-2012, 09:41 PM

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But then I don't understand how he could tempt men with that pleasure center,the prostate, thats used in Anal sex.
What is a prostrate?


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Default Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! - 04-18-2012, 09:58 PM

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What is a prostrate?
It is a gland possessed only by men that aids in the production and delivery of seamen. It only plays a minor part in Heterosexual intercourse. However in Homosexual intercourse the pressure upon / massaging of the prostate that takes place enhances the sensuality and eventual climax of the situation many many times over.

(I attempted to be as clinical and unoffensive as possible. Please send me an edit in where I could have improved to this end.)


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Default Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! - 04-18-2012, 10:01 PM

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It is a gland possessed only by men that aids in the production and delivery of seamen. It only plays a minor part in Heterosexual intercourse. However in Homosexual intercourse the pressure upon / massaging of the prostate that takes place enhances the sensuality and eventual climax of the situation many many times over.

(I attempted to be as clinical and unoffensive as possible. Please send me an edit in where I could have improved to this end.)

AIDS and sailors--I have heard enough, thank you.


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Default Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! - 04-19-2012, 03:54 AM

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It is a gland possessed only by men that aids in the production and delivery of seamen. It only plays a minor part in Heterosexual intercourse. However in Homosexual intercourse the pressure upon / massaging of the prostate that takes place enhances the sensuality and eventual climax of the situation many many times over.

(I attempted to be as clinical and unoffensive as possible. Please send me an edit in where I could have improved to this end.)
You seem to know an awful lot about this subject. Personal experience, sinner?


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! - 04-19-2012, 10:45 PM

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You seem to know an awful lot about this subject. Personal experience, sinner?
I have been formally trained in the subjects of Biology and Primate Studies. But it so happens, yes I have partaken in anal sex, and found the experience euphoric.

I found it more satisfying and much more pleasurable than intercourse with a woman.

(Does this get me the Homer badge?)


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