[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Originally Posted by sloppyjotbone

Also, how can you give me an infraction? Your reason was this

Attempting to force the homersexural lifestyle on GOD's favorite forum.

Could you please tell me when I tried to force my lifestyle on anyone? Because I did not. Unless you mean by stating the fact that I am gay, I am forcing my lifestyle on people. Then by that logic simply saying that I like apple pie is an attempt to force everyone reading this to like apple pie as well. I did not force my lifestyle on anyone, nor ever will I. People make their own choices. And I would appreciate you not trying to get me kicked off of here for nothing, or for you being petty and trying to silence someones opinion.

I'm sorry but you're really taking this way off-topic when people are looking for advice. You should also learn to manage your agression I think. And read the Bible. The real one I mean.

[sloppyjotbone]

Ok back on topic. What evidence is there for peeing while sitting and being gay?

[That Catholic Chick]

Just because he sits down on the toilet doesn't mean he's gay. Maybe he doesn't like standing and peeing. ::giggles::

[Bob4God]

Okay, number one, if you're truly saved, GOD cures you of you sins and abominations. If you are still a homosexual, you still aren't saved.

Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new. -2 Corinthians 5:17

Second, sitting down to pee is girly. Girly-boys are hellbound.

And Catholic Chick, quit fantasizing about young boys sitting down to pee! Your "GIGGLES" have been noted.

[That Catholic Chick]

Originally Posted by Bob4God

And Catholic Chick, quit fantasizing about young boys sitting down to pee! Your "GIGGLES" have been noted.

I got an infraction for... giggling? Okay, whatever I don't care nor do I mind. I'm not fantasizing maybe it's you who has the "sick, SICK mind." ::chuckles:: See ya later, Bobby-babe!

[sloppyjotbone]

Originally Posted by That Catholic Chick

I got an infraction for... giggling? Okay, whatever I don't care nor do I mind. I'm not fantasizing maybe it's you who has the "sick, SICK mind." ::chuckles:: See ya later, Bobby-babe!

Dont worry, i got an infraction because i said veggie tales was a good show for christian children.

[sloppyjotbone]

Originally Posted by Bob4God

Okay, number one, if you're truly saved, GOD cures you of you sins and abominations. If you are still a homosexual, you still aren't saved.

Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new. -2 Corinthians 5:17

Second, sitting down to pee is girly. Girly-boys are hellbound.

And Catholic Chick, quit fantasizing about young boys sitting down to pee! Your "GIGGLES" have been noted.

Who says sitting down to pee is girly? You? I surely dont see it in the bible. All it is, is a social thing. Society says its girly, NOT God. God does not change to society, therefore it does not matter to God if you stand or sit. Thats like saying 50 years from now people think its girly for guys to drive trucks, so do you think God would have you damned then, but not now? This argument makes no sense. Also her giggles have been noted? What is this, childish play time? We are adults having discussions, not a dictatorship where only a select few are allowed opinions. God has not deemed you more worthy to give judgment than anyone else, so maybe you should not be so quick to give judgement, for one day we ALL shall be judged. Until then, let Him do that.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Originally Posted by sloppyjotbone

You CAN be gay and Christian. I follow the Ten Commandment and the teachings of Jesus Christ.

So you admit you pick and choose which parts of the Bible to follow. So while you will listen to certain parts of Exodus (the part with the 10 commandments) you turn a blind eye to the other teachings such as...

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

I want to know why the Ten Commandments are worthy to be followed but this Leviticus quote should not.

In case you forgot, God FORGIVES. He is LOVING. He is CARING. Would God truly create a human being that was homosexual just so He could damn them to Hell?

Yes God does forgive, is loving, and caring...but only towards those who have accepted Christ as their savior. Everyone else will be damned to Hell. You don't get to lead your life how you want, sinning all the way, and once you die God just automatically forgives you. It doesn't work like that. You need to beg for forgiveness NOW, in this life on earth, while you still have the choice.

And he didn't "create" homosexuality; you chose out of your own volition to lead a sinful lifestyle. That is your fault, not God's.

And believe me this is not a choice. WHo would choose to be ridiculed, and made fun of? If it were a choice I would be straight.

You are taking the easy way out by ignoring responsibility for your own actions. By telling yourself it's not a choice, it makes you feel like a victim and don't have to worry about self-control. But, there does seem to be a light at the end of the tunnel. You at least acknowledge you want to be straight. That is good. I suggest entering into an Ex-Gay ministry.

But since its not, I live my life happily, helping others and doing what I believe God would see as right.

Do you have Scripture to back up this argument? "Being happy and helping others" is not a ticket to Heaven, so I'd like to see where you came up with this. And would you know what God sees as right, since you are arrogant enough to edit God's Word? You admit you follow the Ten Commandments, yet you seem to gloss over the rest of the Old Testament. You are essentially telling God "Screw you, I'll follow which rules I want!"

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by sloppyjotbone

Who says sitting down to pee is girly? You? I surely dont see it in the bible.

The Bible also does not explicitly say you should not shoot your brains out. So what are you waiting for?

[grey goose]

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

The Bible also does not explicitly say you should not shoot your brains out. So what are you waiting for?

Cranky, did the doctor put you back on satans meds? Suicide is SIN! I'm sorry brother but I have to disagree with you, just this once. Though it would be nice to see a queer clean out his skull.


Sloppy, this entire thread is full of anti homo scripture. Why are you asking us to prove that homers belong in hell when you could just read.


You're lucky Rev. Jim had a spare moment to babysit you, queer

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by grey goose

Cranky, did the doctor put you back on satans meds?

I never had any meds in my life thank you very much .

Suicide is SIN! I'm sorry brother but I have to disagree with you, just this once. Though it would be nice to see a queer clean out his skull.

I know suicide is a sin, I read the entire Holy Bible long before you were born. The point I was making was that the fact that something is not in the Bible does not automatically make it all right. It was an example to show how ridiculous the arguments of "sloppyjotbone" are.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Talitha

This must be a part of the "Gay Agenda" we get to hear about so often.
Your Fag enabling hints have not gone unnoticed.

Behavior like this must be stamped out immediately, as should Thumb sucking.

We all know what sucking of THUMBS leads to, Sister!

Originally Posted by sloppyjotbone

Are you serious? You 5 year old son sits down to pee and you think he is a homo? Thats one of the most ridiculous things I have ever heard. Sitting down to pee has no correlation to your sexual preference. I am gay, and I dont sit down to pee. In fact I dont know any gay man who does, all gay men I know stand to pee

Son, I've spent years ministering to wayward men at truck stops and rest areas, and I can tell you that the one and only reason gay "men" stand to pee is to show off their "goods" on the "meat market". They like to sidle up next to a good Christian man, slowly unzip themselves, reach in with a sweaty, grease-stained hand, and pull out their half-swollen members. Then, when finished, they flap them back and forth, seductively shaking and squeezing.

Many's the time I've had to fall to my knees and beg the Lord to forgive the pervert next to me for his wanton flogging of his "tube steak"!

Originally Posted by sloppyjotbone

You CAN be gay and Christian. I follow the Ten Commandment and the teachings of Jesus Christ. In case you forgot, God FORGIVES. He is LOVING. He is CARING. Would God truly create a human being that was homosexual just so He could damn them to Hell?

I see you've never read the Bible. Where do you think wicked people come from?

Proverbs 16:4
The LORD hath made all things for himself: yea, even the wicked for the day of evil.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by sloppyjotbone

You CAN be gay and Christian. I follow the Ten Commandment and the teachings of Jesus Christ. In case you forgot, God FORGIVES. He is LOVING. He is CARING. Would God truly create a human being that was homosexual just so He could damn them to Hell? And believe me this is not a choice. WHo would choose to be ridiculed, and made fun of? If it were a choice I would be straight. But since its not, I live my life happily, helping others and doing what I believe God would see as right.

God forgives IF YOU REPENT, and not a moment sooner.

Read the Bible and stop making up what you think God says!

What the Bible says about Homosexuality

Lev.18:22
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Lev.20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Rom.1:26-27
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

[sloppyjotbone]

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

We all know what sucking of THUMBS leads to, Sister!

Son, I've spent years ministering to wayward men at truck stops and rest areas, and I can tell you that the one and only reason gay "men" stand to pee is to show off their "goods" on the "meat market". They like to sidle up next to a good Christian man, slowly unzip themselves, reach in with a sweaty, grease-stained hand, and pull out their half-swollen members. Then, when finished, they flap them back and forth, seductively shaking and squeezing.

Many's the time I've had to fall to my knees and beg the Lord to forgive the pervert next to me for his wanton flogging of his "tube steak"!

I see you've never read the Bible. Where do you think wicked people come from?

Proverbs 16:4
The LORD hath made all things for himself: yea, even the wicked for the day of evil.

Wicked people? Well, since I do not frequent truck stops I guess I am not included in those gay men you have encountered. Also I fail to see what you mean by where wicked people come from? I am a good person as far as I can tell. And I am sure the LOVING Lord will see that. Hateful people however many times they praise the Lord will always be hateful people.

[supportisrael35]

Spank him until it hurts too much to sit down.

[Jacob the Angry Liar]

Originally Posted by sloppyjotbone

Wicked people? Well, since I do not frequent truck stops I guess I am not included in those gay men you have encountered. Also I fail to see what you mean by where wicked people come from? I am a good person as far as I can tell. And I am sure the LOVING Lord will see that. Hateful people however many times they praise the Lord will always be hateful people.

Wicked people choose to be wicked, and choose not to follow the Word of God in the 1611KJV Bible. For example, you chose not to follow Leviticus 18:22 and become a fag. God gave us free will, and most people make the choice to be sinners and heathens.

For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:
Not of works, lest any man should boast. (Ephesians 2:8-9)

It doesn't matter that you're a "good person". If you truly had faith in God, you would follow ALL of His Words, in order to be Saved™. You will burn in eternal hellfire for being a queer homer, and your so-called "good works" will not save you. Glory!

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by sloppyjotbone

I am a good person as far as I can tell.

You are wrong, it is not up to you to decide this but up to God. STRIKE #1

And I am sure the LOVING Lord will see that.

Wrong again. God put very clear instructions in his Holy Bible and you are annoying Jesus by ignoring that. STRIKE #2

Hateful people however many times they praise the Lord will always be hateful people.

Wrong again. We all love you with True Christian love. STRIKE #3 Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour." John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."

You are OUT and you will go straight to hell, Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200. You will burn for all eternity wishing you would have taken us seriously .

[sloppyjotbone]

Originally Posted by Jacob11

Wicked people choose to be wicked, and choose not to follow the Word of God in the 1611KJV Bible. For example, you chose not to follow Leviticus 18:22 and become a fag. God gave us free will, and most people make the choice to be sinners and heathens.

For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:
Not of works, lest any man should boast. (Ephesians 2:8-9)

It doesn't matter that you're a "good person". If you truly had faith in God, you would follow ALL of His Words, in order to be Saved™. You will burn in eternal hellfire for being a queer homer, and your so-called "good works" will not save you. Glory!

Well, it doesnt matter how much you bow down in your cult, you are ignoring the true meaning of being Christian. Your cult has blinded your eyes my friend.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by sloppyjotbone

Well, it doesnt matter how much you bow down in your cult, you are ignoring the true meaning of being Christian. Your cult has blinded your eyes my friend.

Why don't you make a thread of your own and educate us. Exactly how have we ignored God's instructions? Post the Scripture that we've gotten wrong. We're all waiting, boy.

[sloppyjotbone]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Why don't you make a thread of your own and educate us. Exactly how have we ignored God's instructions? Post the Scripture that we've gotten wrong. We're all waiting, boy.

What a wonderful suggestion.

Maybe people who are intelligent, and can think clearly will listen. Unless you honestly believe sitting down to pee is cause for a beating? Give me scripture that says its wrong to sit down to pee.