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Re: Ethel is Now a Double Amputee -
07-20-2010, 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins
I may be a little rough around the edges, being a lumberjack and a woodsman, but I have the decency to hold the door open for a woman, and tip my hat when I meet her. I don't go around telling women to "shut up", which you also mispelled by the way.
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Oh Brother Billy Bob.
You are indeed a true gentleman as we saw yesterday on this forum when that unsaved bit of trash wanted to rape LisaH and Felicity and again tonight when this nasty nasty man comes here and abuses me and a number of other Landover Baptists.
Thank you Brother Billy Bob.
I hope that your marital problems will soon be resolved and that Ethel understands and abides by the sincere commitment of her marriage vows that she uttered before God.
2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.
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Re: Ethel is Now a Double Amputee -
07-20-2010, 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Charli Harley
Oh Brother Billy Bob.
You are indeed a true gentleman as we saw yesterday on this forum when that unsaved bit of trash wanted to rape LisaH and Felicity and again tonight when this nasty nasty man comes here and abuses me and a number of other Landover Baptists.
Thank you Brother Billy Bob.
I hope that your marital problems will soon be resolved and that Ethel understands and abides by the sincere commitment of her marriage vows that she uttered before God.
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I do what I can Charli. Unfortunately liberal "progress" is turning more and more men into androgenous, baby killing, crystal meth smoking rapists everyday. I fear that decent men like myself are a dying breed.
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Re: Ethel is Now a Double Amputee -
07-20-2010, 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins
I do what I can Charli. Unfortunately liberal "progress" is turning more and more men into androgenous, baby killing, crystal meth smoking rapists everyday. I fear that decent men like myself are a dying breed.
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It troubles me too Brother. So much hatred in the world. Daddy makes me watch the news channel so that I understand what is happening outside of our little outback station and it scares the heck out of me. All that violence. Murders. Granny rapes. Meth lab houses blowing up every other day. Where will it end?
And then you get the other side of the coin. Men who are becoming effeminate. Emo, long fringe, black nail varnish, dyed hair, self mutilator cutters. They are not "real" men.
And these bulldyke women. Spikey haircuts. Facial piercings. Tattoos. And wearing men's clothing. Soon, I fear, there will be no difference between the genders.
Ethel must consider herself truely blessed to have found a True Christian™ man like yourself Brother BB.
2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.
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Re: Ethel is Now a Double Amputee -
07-20-2010, 05:35 PM
Billy Bob, I commend your bravery. Not many men would have the stomach to go to such lengths to help their wives, but then again most men aren't True loving Christians™.
I will pray for you that she betters her wavering attitude. I really hope she is not possessed by demons, but that this is just God punishing her for former sins.
If she is, it might be worth trying to starve the demons out of her. I have heard that by cutting her meals you might be able to deprive the demon of the nutrients it needs to possess a woman. She may plead for food - but this is the demon struggling to keep control of her body - and you MUST NOT give in. This is a week-long program used by some senior pastors when all other options fail, and you should just keep her working and cooking for you throughout - this isn't meant as a doss around and relax week for her in no way, shape or form.
Keep trying Billy! she will get better, Brother. God will help her through it.
6 A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"
Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.
GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.
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Re: Ethel is Now a Double Amputee -
07-20-2010, 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted by WinnerNotSinner
it might be worth trying to starve the Demons out of her.
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This sounds like an excellent idea, WinnerNotSinner. This will save me the trip to Freehold for a real exorcism. I can tithe the money I would have spent on the plane ticket instead.
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Re: Ethel is Now a Double Amputee -
07-20-2010, 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins
This sounds like an excellent idea, WinnerNotSinner. This will save me the trip to Freehold for a real exorcism. I can tithe the money I would have spent on the plane ticket instead.
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Indeed, a good Christian is a thrifty Christian!
If it doesn't work, you could always just fly to Freehold afterwards for the exorcism.
6 A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"
Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.
GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.
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Re: Ethel is Now a Double Amputee -
07-20-2010, 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted by WinnerNotSinner
If she is, it might be worth trying to starve the demons out of her. I have heard that by cutting her meals you might be able to deprive the demon of the nutrients it needs to possess a woman.
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It was indeed Our Lord Jesus who told us so. The stubborn demons have to be starved out:
Mark 9:28 And when he was come into the house, his disciples asked him privately, Why could not we cast him out?
Mark 9:29 And he said unto them, This kind can come forth by nothing, but by prayer and fasting. Nothing but prayer and fasting.
Billy Bob, I'll pray for you and Ethel. Jesus will have her back in the kitchen in no time
1st Corinthians 15:16 For if the dead rise not, then is not Christ raised:
1st Corinthians 15:17 And if Christ be not raised, your faith is vain; ye are yet in your sins.
1st Corinthians 15:18 Then they also which are fallen asleep in Christ are perished.
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Re: Ethel is Now a Double Amputee -
07-20-2010, 07:33 PM
Brother, you should consider giving her water while fasting as with the recent blood loss from the amputations dehydration might cause her harm.
1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: Ethel is Now a Double Amputee -
07-20-2010, 07:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Benedict A. Davis
Brother, you should consider giving her water while fasting as with the recent blood loss from the amputations dehydration might cause her harm.
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I'll consider it. The most important thing is that I get the demons out of her though. I would hate to go through all the trouble of starving her nigh unto death, only to find out that she's still possessed because I gave her a little water to cool her lips.
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Re: Ethel is Now a Double Amputee -
07-20-2010, 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins
I'll consider it. The most important thing is that I get the demons out of her though. I would hate to go through all the trouble of starving her nigh unto death, only to find out that she's still possessed because I gave her a little water to cool her lips.
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You know best you are there. Just remember that with a lack of volume in the body the person tends to go unconscious which will interrupt her ability to pray.
It is like....well, you know when you jump out of bed early in the morning and run to the outhouse and have that 1st huge pee of the day. You sometimes get really dizzy and have to hold yourself up, right. That is because you reduce your volume of fluid in your body.It will be the same for her without having to go.
I saw a report on fox news about this a few months back so it must be newly discovered.
1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: Ethel is Now a Double Amputee -
07-20-2010, 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Benedict A. Davis
You know best you are there. Just remember that with a lack of volume in the body the person tends to go unconscious which will interrupt her ability to pray.
It is like....well, you know when you jump out of bed early in the morning and run to the outhouse and have that 1st huge pee of the day. You sometimes get really dizzy and have to hold yourself up, right. That is because you reduce your volume of fluid in your body.It will be the same for her without having to go.
I saw a report on fox news about this a few months back so it must be newly discovered.
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It's good that godly FOX News is using such cutting edge science to help the public fast more safely. I will make sure Ethel is good and hydrated before her period of fasting. If she passes out I will burn her or hold her head underwater or something.
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Re: Ethel is Now a Double Amputee -
07-21-2010, 09:32 AM
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Originally Posted by RickRo
Shutup.
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Originally Posted by Sister Charli
Oh and now we see the hypocrite come out in you.
It is OK for you, as a total stranger, to wander in here and verbally abuse me but it is not OK for Brother Billy Bob to discipline his wife as taught by God's holy word.
You don't need to introduce yourself Mr Ro. Your true colours are already showing through.
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I agree with Sister Charli, so why are you so impolite RickRo? Why do you hate woman? You have no right to talk to a female in that manner.
Still, you seem like a nice person, you just have some issues. Why not try anger management? Please read this thread, it will help you control your anger.
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